i have had a looong vacation from the small screen.it was fun, but now it is time to make some $$$$ while fucking shit up.i have been talking with various producers about my own show.it will be pretty cool, but it will also take a while because i want it to be perfect.
i will be asking various old friends from various shows you love(rock of love, tila tequila, flavor of love,etc) to costar with me. d'you see how good a friend i am? i could easily do this alone, MY show about ME, but it will be an ensemble even though no one has lifted a finger to help me.i could play the martyr but i choose to move forward instead. none of this will be overnight but i just wanted everyone to know what i was doing right now.
i have had pretty positive feedback from the producers & am very excited about what is to come.
"Don’t stare at me, baby. You can see me in the movies" Rita Hayworth
Showing posts with label rock of love. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rock of love. Show all posts
2/20/13
12/20/11
the "rock of love" tranny
now mind you, i was going to save this but y'know the d is pretty messy :-)
remember a while back when M called me bragging that he was about to fuck the black girl from "rock of love" season 2?
............i refuse to look any of this up & i have never seen any of these shows. i have no idea if there was more than 1 negress on the 2nd season.now let's begin........
so i was talking to someone from her hometown(cincinnatti????) & they were like "oh i know TOM well".
hahahahahahahaahahahahaahahaahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"the more you know, the more you grow"
remember a while back when M called me bragging that he was about to fuck the black girl from "rock of love" season 2?
............i refuse to look any of this up & i have never seen any of these shows. i have no idea if there was more than 1 negress on the 2nd season.now let's begin........
so i was talking to someone from her hometown(cincinnatti????) & they were like "oh i know TOM well".
hahahahahahahaahahahahaahahaahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"the more you know, the more you grow"
9/7/10
my new reality show
got a call from the 51 Minds production co, asking if i'd like to do the "Where are They Now?" show for vh1.my first question, "How much is the pay?" their answer:
$200
$200 to star in a tv show. lmfao
of course, i had to decline the offer.it's insulting, plus i know that they have made millions off of me, yet i cannot get what i deserve.maybe they should try to bring back slavery.it would save them a lot of time & effort.
i have no idea when the show will be airing, but i am 99% sure that i will not be on it. if you DO see me on that show, know that i got paid enough for a Chanel shopping spree
just read Raquel Welch's book.it's 200 pages of nothing but she still looks good.here's a little shake to go with your lunch
$200
$200 to star in a tv show. lmfao
of course, i had to decline the offer.it's insulting, plus i know that they have made millions off of me, yet i cannot get what i deserve.maybe they should try to bring back slavery.it would save them a lot of time & effort.
i have no idea when the show will be airing, but i am 99% sure that i will not be on it. if you DO see me on that show, know that i got paid enough for a Chanel shopping spree
just read Raquel Welch's book.it's 200 pages of nothing but she still looks good.here's a little shake to go with your lunch
7/13/10
Bret Michaels is getting married
source:nymag
The bandanna-clad rocker has proposed to his girlfriend, Kristi Lynn Gibson, whom he's been dating "on-and-off" for sixteen years and with whom he has two kids, according to Star. Says the magazine's source: "Bret felt like now was the time because Kristi has been through so much with Bret and has been by his side every step of the way. He's woken up [since his medical scare] ... He now knows he wants to be a husband." So, no more Rock of Love?
god, i wonder who blogged about his gf of more than a decade on the FIRST season of "ROL"?*
*the answer would be DALLAS!
i don't have much time for the whole "i told you so", so i will just leave it at that. good luck(lol) & good night
12/10/09
sex und da cite
soooooooo excited about "Sex & the City 2"! i am SUCH a girl
saw Heather Chadwell & she says i have a part in her new tv show(if it makes it on the air). the premise is really funny, actully brilliant, so i hope that it does
saw Heather Chadwell & she says i have a part in her new tv show(if it makes it on the air). the premise is really funny, actully brilliant, so i hope that it does
4/25/09
Sh*t I hate
1) teenagers
2) brown
3)fat people in skinny jeans
4)mayo
5)stank/funk/must
6)people who talk in the library
7)ignorance
8)visible cellulite & panty lines(yeah, I called you out Blanca!!!)
9)people who refuse to learn the language of the country they are in.....
10)waiting in line
11)paying
12)seeing underwear clad asses peek out the top of pants or sagging
13)children
14)adults who act like children/teenagers
15)beige
16)people who make promises & never keep them
17)M
18)cold weather
19)51 Minds giving everyone on "Rock of Love" a show except the coloreds......
20)fat
21)vegetables
22)grey
23)new music on the radio
24)the 1970s
25)people who beg
26)Sham Wow
27)gays who refuse to come out of the closet(even when we ALL know that they are ghey)
28)guys who cheat instead of getting a divorce
29)people who yell out my name in public(as if!)
30)all the men I've ever loved
31)Ed Hardy "fashion"
32)people who buy Ed Hardy "fashion"
33)
2) brown
3)fat people in skinny jeans
4)mayo
5)stank/funk/must
6)people who talk in the library
7)ignorance
8)visible cellulite & panty lines(yeah, I called you out Blanca!!!)
9)people who refuse to learn the language of the country they are in.....
10)waiting in line
11)paying
12)seeing underwear clad asses peek out the top of pants or sagging
13)children
14)adults who act like children/teenagers
15)beige
16)people who make promises & never keep them
17)M
18)cold weather
19)51 Minds giving everyone on "Rock of Love" a show except the coloreds......
20)fat
21)vegetables
22)grey
23)new music on the radio
24)the 1970s
25)people who beg
26)Sham Wow
27)gays who refuse to come out of the closet(even when we ALL know that they are ghey)
28)guys who cheat instead of getting a divorce
29)people who yell out my name in public(as if!)
30)all the men I've ever loved
31)Ed Hardy "fashion"
32)people who buy Ed Hardy "fashion"
33)
9/29/08
My one day love or "Splendor in the Grass"
so i was in love for 1 day last week
truly bizarre times for me
i will not be posting a lot of blogs.Miss Havisham will be going on a tiny vacation.terribly unhappy(not about my "love")
he was very simple(yes,that was the loser some of you saw me with in Hollywood). very pretty as well,looked just like my first love.we were 2 halves of 1 whole. really,how could i resist?
i love love
better than any drug
though my heart is closed off. Elvis has it in his back pocket. Elvis doesn't speak to me anymore.he has a petty jealousy about moi having a new tv show(& his recent failed one that no one but me cared about).it's ok,i've learned to live with psychos by now
i guess i should tell my family about "Charm School"....or surprise them like i did for "Rock of Love"
truly bizarre times for me
i will not be posting a lot of blogs.Miss Havisham will be going on a tiny vacation.terribly unhappy(not about my "love")
he was very simple(yes,that was the loser some of you saw me with in Hollywood). very pretty as well,looked just like my first love.we were 2 halves of 1 whole. really,how could i resist?
i love love
better than any drug
though my heart is closed off. Elvis has it in his back pocket. Elvis doesn't speak to me anymore.he has a petty jealousy about moi having a new tv show(& his recent failed one that no one but me cared about).it's ok,i've learned to live with psychos by now
i guess i should tell my family about "Charm School"....or surprise them like i did for "Rock of Love"
9/25/08
The Plastic Pig
eh
mind you ,i was NEVER going to tell this story but i am really pissed....
i find out that the Plastic Pig has been talking sh!t about me. PP has been on 3 reality shows & thinks she is going to be the next Julia Roberts. no one has the heart to tell her she is only getting cast to be the comic relief(ie everybody laughing behind her back,she is never intentionally funny). plus PP is not beautiful,witty,or talented enough to do anything other than flashing her square,fake boobs or getting paid to f*ck(on & off camera)
i've talked to this skank for a total of 10 minutes, always trying to be as diplomatic & cordial as possible.i told her,there's no need for us to fight,i have no "beef" with you
but she's made me angry & now i have to tell it
the dirt: 5 minutes after she met "Kandy",she decided that they were best friends forever.they made out for the cameras(they are both bi but i have no idea if they were an actual couple,nor do i care),they end up being attached at the hip,spending hours sewing identical stripper outfits. days after meeting, PP begs Kandy to move to LA with her. Kandy does so & regrets it immediately.
PP cannot hold her alcohol(or meth). she gets wasted & beats up on her bff Kandy multiple times,making her blue eyes black.i know all this to be a fact,told by Kandy plus our mutual friends
i find it disgusting to see the fan letters she posts on her website.better to film what is really happening than what she wants the public to think
ran into PP recently & she is up to her old tricks with a brand new bff, "Muffy". hopefully Muff will take some karate classes to keep that psycho off her. of course,Muffy is a complete animal abusing @sshole (despite PP & Muffy posting "I heart PETA" type propaganda).i may be a lot of things,but a hypocrite is not one of them.
PP always has her nose in the air,bragging about her rich parents & multiple plastic surgeries.looks like this bish got a face lift(& not even 40 yet).she's starting to look like Joan Rivers
she is a scary sponge.sucking the life/energy from all those around her
Muffy had to leave a couple of days after they met & PP had a total breakdown,threatening suicide & all
she is quite sad & i hope instead of getting bigger,squarer tits(or larger plastic lips)she spends that money on a therapist ...
mind you ,i was NEVER going to tell this story but i am really pissed....
i find out that the Plastic Pig has been talking sh!t about me. PP has been on 3 reality shows & thinks she is going to be the next Julia Roberts. no one has the heart to tell her she is only getting cast to be the comic relief(ie everybody laughing behind her back,she is never intentionally funny). plus PP is not beautiful,witty,or talented enough to do anything other than flashing her square,fake boobs or getting paid to f*ck(on & off camera)
i've talked to this skank for a total of 10 minutes, always trying to be as diplomatic & cordial as possible.i told her,there's no need for us to fight,i have no "beef" with you
but she's made me angry & now i have to tell it
the dirt: 5 minutes after she met "Kandy",she decided that they were best friends forever.they made out for the cameras(they are both bi but i have no idea if they were an actual couple,nor do i care),they end up being attached at the hip,spending hours sewing identical stripper outfits. days after meeting, PP begs Kandy to move to LA with her. Kandy does so & regrets it immediately.
PP cannot hold her alcohol(or meth). she gets wasted & beats up on her bff Kandy multiple times,making her blue eyes black.i know all this to be a fact,told by Kandy plus our mutual friends
i find it disgusting to see the fan letters she posts on her website.better to film what is really happening than what she wants the public to think
ran into PP recently & she is up to her old tricks with a brand new bff, "Muffy". hopefully Muff will take some karate classes to keep that psycho off her. of course,Muffy is a complete animal abusing @sshole (despite PP & Muffy posting "I heart PETA" type propaganda).i may be a lot of things,but a hypocrite is not one of them.
PP always has her nose in the air,bragging about her rich parents & multiple plastic surgeries.looks like this bish got a face lift(& not even 40 yet).she's starting to look like Joan Rivers
she is a scary sponge.sucking the life/energy from all those around her
Muffy had to leave a couple of days after they met & PP had a total breakdown,threatening suicide & all
she is quite sad & i hope instead of getting bigger,squarer tits(or larger plastic lips)she spends that money on a therapist ...
6/16/08
Cult Tactics
eh
i am really shocked & amazed at what people can get away with. on the "Charm School" set, there were A LOT of laws being broken.
i never really noticed on "Rock of Love" due to the fact that the windows in the mansion were all hidden/covered up & i was sh*tfaced the entire time
on "Charm School" they actually let us see out the windows(an amazing priviledge). we would get to go to sleep at around 2 am, then be woken up at 6am. of course, we were not allowed any clocks/watches, etc. i know that we went to sleep at the dead of night, then were woken up before the sun was even fully up.
the lights were only off maybe 4 hours a day. i was always the first to try to sleep. that was always an invitation for the drunkest girl to climb in my bed to bother me. some nights i would wake up to find the camera guy balancing on the bunk bed ladder with the camera in my face. not. cool. at. all.
i would try to go to the restroom to find a camera guy (3 times my size) pushing the door open behind me trying to get a peek. it happened at least 7 times(with me asking him not to do that). on "Rcok of Love" they would allow us the dignity to use the bathroom without supervision(though every room has hidden cameras). of course i threw a sh*t fit at being harassed in the potty. i was immediately labeled an @sshole for that....
some days they would not allow us to eat for hours upon hours.one day i ate at 7am, by midnight we STILL HAD NOT EATEN. they allowed us to have alcohol (of course), but no snacks or food whatsoever. they lined us up to do the last scene & i lost it. i said that it was illegal for us not to have lunch or dinner. they tried to calm me by saying that they would order pizza as soon as we finished. Sharon Osbourne was on her way
we finished the scene(still not allowed to go to the kitchen) & 2 hours later the pizza arrived. by then i was so tired, i could only LOOK at it.i lost some weight while there. your body gets used to the abuse.
the lack of sleep was KILLING me though. it was the same tactics that Jim Jones used on my dad. it's hard to miss the irony of the situation. i write these blogs not to call anyone out. i KNOW it is a nonunion set & they don't HAVE to treat use humanely. it just sucks that a dog would have had better treatment than WE did.
also
i know for a fact that something is going on between the men in charge & some of the girls. i went to the Rainbow one night to find a producer with his date(one of the girls on "Charm School"). i know for a fact that she is his favorite, he's cast her in EVERY reality show that he does. she is not the only one sleeping to the top. she is my friend so i won't say any names but it is wrong. she is not the only one who can do a reality show, make an appearance, or get paid to show up at parties
Megan said that she was getting paid TWICE as much as the rest of us.i have not gotten down to the bottom of that, but i am sure it is true(though Megan is a liar, thief, & hid her dog poop when she left the mansion).
i am really starting to get tired of this.....
i am really shocked & amazed at what people can get away with. on the "Charm School" set, there were A LOT of laws being broken.
i never really noticed on "Rock of Love" due to the fact that the windows in the mansion were all hidden/covered up & i was sh*tfaced the entire time
on "Charm School" they actually let us see out the windows(an amazing priviledge). we would get to go to sleep at around 2 am, then be woken up at 6am. of course, we were not allowed any clocks/watches, etc. i know that we went to sleep at the dead of night, then were woken up before the sun was even fully up.
the lights were only off maybe 4 hours a day. i was always the first to try to sleep. that was always an invitation for the drunkest girl to climb in my bed to bother me. some nights i would wake up to find the camera guy balancing on the bunk bed ladder with the camera in my face. not. cool. at. all.
i would try to go to the restroom to find a camera guy (3 times my size) pushing the door open behind me trying to get a peek. it happened at least 7 times(with me asking him not to do that). on "Rcok of Love" they would allow us the dignity to use the bathroom without supervision(though every room has hidden cameras). of course i threw a sh*t fit at being harassed in the potty. i was immediately labeled an @sshole for that....
some days they would not allow us to eat for hours upon hours.one day i ate at 7am, by midnight we STILL HAD NOT EATEN. they allowed us to have alcohol (of course), but no snacks or food whatsoever. they lined us up to do the last scene & i lost it. i said that it was illegal for us not to have lunch or dinner. they tried to calm me by saying that they would order pizza as soon as we finished. Sharon Osbourne was on her way
we finished the scene(still not allowed to go to the kitchen) & 2 hours later the pizza arrived. by then i was so tired, i could only LOOK at it.i lost some weight while there. your body gets used to the abuse.
the lack of sleep was KILLING me though. it was the same tactics that Jim Jones used on my dad. it's hard to miss the irony of the situation. i write these blogs not to call anyone out. i KNOW it is a nonunion set & they don't HAVE to treat use humanely. it just sucks that a dog would have had better treatment than WE did.
also
i know for a fact that something is going on between the men in charge & some of the girls. i went to the Rainbow one night to find a producer with his date(one of the girls on "Charm School"). i know for a fact that she is his favorite, he's cast her in EVERY reality show that he does. she is not the only one sleeping to the top. she is my friend so i won't say any names but it is wrong. she is not the only one who can do a reality show, make an appearance, or get paid to show up at parties
Megan said that she was getting paid TWICE as much as the rest of us.i have not gotten down to the bottom of that, but i am sure it is true(though Megan is a liar, thief, & hid her dog poop when she left the mansion).
i am really starting to get tired of this.....
5/1/08
Charm School
i am in a contract dispute with vh1/51 Minds. the pay for "Charm School" is $100 a day & we are filmed for 24 hours every day which is less than minimum wage (yes, they even film us while we sleep). the pay for a lead in a non reality show starts at about $650 for around 8 hours.
our contracts state that i would have to not work for a year AFTER the show comes out (reality shows take about 6 months to air so it would be a total of 18 months of not working). now mind you, i'm not even asking for more money.i am asking for my freedom.the minimum i could make on the show would be $700 total or the maximum of $3,000. i decided to NOT sign the contract until that part was rewritten.
so if i am not on the show, that is the reason.not because i was a b*tch, making incredible demands, or not "good" enough but because vh1 wants to make money off of me but does not want ME to make money.of course, if ALL the girls would come together we could ALL change these contracts(& in turn, benefit all the future girls). but, alas everyone is more concerned about prolonging their 15 minutes...
i hatehatehate this & the fact that no one is concerned about the future.i am definitely fighting this battle alone.i'm not supposed to be saying any of this but i am at the end of my rope.i am not asking for anything crazy,it should NOT be such a pain in my @ss. $100 a day is a joke & being on contract for a year while NOT even getting paid is a joke.i did an interview for vh1 last week & got paid $500 for 2 hours. it's not like they DON'T have the money the pay us a fair wage & lord knows they are not going to give me my own show anytime soon, so why would i want to be chained to a company that doesn't give a sh*t about my well being?
even if i do sign the contract as is, i am still going to work.the contract says that if i do work, they will sue me for $1 million (plus sue me for even talking about the contract or what happens behind the scenes at the show). if they decide to sue me, i say go ahead & make it happen.i don't even have 1 million pennies...
UPDATE:
May 1
3:50 pm just got a call begging me to sign the contract. said that i could work as long as i "Asked permission first". i told them they could eat me & that as a grown woman i did not need their permission not to starve (like i did for "Rock of Love").i feel a little better knowing that they are willing to compromise but i am doing THEM a favor, not the other way around.i would rather be broke than sign that contract. all i get is lies from them(i'm not going to name any names but they know who i am talking about).i love it when people act like i am some kind of retard. this is NOT my first experience on camera (i had a reality show YEARS ago that i got paid 3 times as much without a sh*tty contract).i am 100 years old, i have been working in Hollywood for about a decade now.i am no novice, not off a turnip truck & i'll be Godd@mned before i let them take advantage of me again
4:03 got another call from LL saying that i should not worry about the contract & that i just could not be on any tv shows(instead of tv shows, music videos, & movies).LL said that as a game show they could not change just 1 contract. i said "Then why not just change them all?". complete silence. then LL talked about how LL got New York a part in that sh*tty movie "First Sunday" & how i might get the same help. i laughed like a hyena 'cause i TOTALLY believe that they would help me after ignoring my calls/messages for a year (yes, that is sarcasm). LL then said that i could sign the unchanged contract & do whatever work i wanted to as long as i did not tell LL. i will leave that up on my blog because i KNOW in a couple of months i will get a message from vh1 asking me why i did work without their permission
i guess the battle is over for now & i will be on the show.i don't WANT to do it, i HAVE to do it.
eh
4/30/08
Dallas & Lacey : bff
(ok, so the Lacey ban is STILL on. if you email me about Lacey you will be ignored)
eventually i will finish my last blog, but alas i is lazy....
i went to a shitty party & guess who was there? huh? ....Lacey & she came up to me & gave me a hug. she was all smiles & sunshine (i guess because she knew that there were no producers to stop me from kicking her @ss). we had a convo about the upcoming "Charm School". she said that she would not be there but i doubt it. we all know that she is an attention wh*re & i’m sure the producers handed her a lovely script to memorize...
eh
Reichen(sp?) from "Survivor" was there (he’s sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot! plus i got to talk to Hellga & Wolf from "American Gladiators". Of course, i had to rub on Wolf’s @ss. his body is quite nice plus he looks better in real life (so don’t judge me ;( ).
big shout out to Jessie (you stone cold fox) & Elliot Mr Gay 2008 (sorry but me too wasted to party even more). 2 parties on one Sunday afternoon is more than enough.
last week i ran into Elton John. le sigh. my life is SO bizarre
3/10/08
Dallas does fashion week
i was at the mall(of course) & ran into one of the guys from Bon Jovi. he gave me a look like "Hey, let’s fingerbang in the dressing room", but i kept walking.i’m a little more mature now(lol), plus i’m not really into Bon Jovi unless they are singing about cowboys....
ok, so i will be attending most of the fashion week shows.it’s been pretty boring but i ran into Mia(which was pretty cool). sorry for the shitty blog entry but i will be adding on to it laterz.
3/13
about a year ago, i heard that they were making "Lost Boys 2".i thought that it was just a rumor, now i see that they are casting for a music video for the (straight to beta max) classic. of course, i will try my damndest to be in said music video but we all know that black people can never be goth(or like "Lost Boys")
this fashion week has been very blah, though the jared gold show should be interesting.i wonder if he i still doing that roaches as accessories thing(a look that i pioneered in the 1980s).
ok, so i will be attending most of the fashion week shows.it’s been pretty boring but i ran into Mia(which was pretty cool). sorry for the shitty blog entry but i will be adding on to it laterz.
3/13
about a year ago, i heard that they were making "Lost Boys 2".i thought that it was just a rumor, now i see that they are casting for a music video for the (straight to beta max) classic. of course, i will try my damndest to be in said music video but we all know that black people can never be goth(or like "Lost Boys")
this fashion week has been very blah, though the jared gold show should be interesting.i wonder if he i still doing that roaches as accessories thing(a look that i pioneered in the 1980s).
1/20/08
Not a Fan
i was out last night when a strange woman started to follow me
strange woman: "Are you that girl who got kicked off that show?"
Dallas:"No"
s.w.:"Yeah, you ARE that girl!!!"
Dallas:"So if you already know, then why are you asking me?"
s.w.:"I have a right to know!!!"
here's the deal. nobody has a RIGHT to know anything about a complete stranger.just because you see someone on tv, does NOT make them your best friend, you do not know them.the only thing this woman knew about me was what VH1 decided to show her. if she were attractive, i would probably be telling a different story, but i really don't have time for fugs trying to waste my time(lmfao).
i write this blog for theraputic purposes, like the diary that i've kept for decades.it's not for your entertainment or to get kudos from fans.i can't eat love & i certainly can't pay my bills with love. my self esteem is not based on what other people think.
it just really bothered me that she said she "Had a right", like i somehow belonged to her & was not just a person trying to live my life. that's one of the worst aspects of our modern world. nobody has their own life, they just live through others. why should i fall in love, when i can watch Katie Holmes do it? why should i have a baby, when i can watch Nicole Ritchie have hers? why should i lose weight when i can watch "The Biggest Loser" instead? why travel when i can watch "Amazing Race" instead?
i was talking to a reality show producer last night & he was all "Well aren't you happy you were on tv?" & i was like "Are you f*cking kidding me?".next month i will be homeless. like Carrie Bradshaw once said "I will be a bag lady. A Fendi bag lady,but a bag lady no less". i find no pleasure from people bugging me on the street (if you look like Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie,then please disregard the last statement). i did the show to get a better agent, then get better roles in the future. none of this has happened.
mind you, i do not have my hand out.i've noticed that people only like to give money to those who do NOT need it.
1/14/08
Bret’s Wig
ok,so you know i've gotten A LOT of emails about Bret's hair. i've got to give it to him, it's looking very bad ass in the new ads(like Michael Jackson's lace front wigz). anyways, you know something is going on up there & i'm pretty sure it was grown by somebody in India. that is all i will say at this time, i just thought all the emails were funny.
i am quite jealous of his new look & will be searching online for my own side sweep lace front(thank you very much).
i don't have to say that i will not be watching the new season of rol 2. i didn't watch my OWN season, why would i start now? please do not email me about rock of love 2.
thanks.
your pal,
Miss Havisham the 1st
i am quite jealous of his new look & will be searching online for my own side sweep lace front(thank you very much).
i don't have to say that i will not be watching the new season of rol 2. i didn't watch my OWN season, why would i start now? please do not email me about rock of love 2.
thanks.
your pal,
Miss Havisham the 1st
10/25/07
"My girl wants to party all the time..."
ay dios mio
i went out to a stellar Hollywood mansion party & ended up running into Brandi C., Kristia, & Chris Crocker (of course, we all knew this would happen). the Bravery played ( the singer was mucho sweaty + sexie with an i.e.). ay papi, then he started talking about his girlfriend. eh......
the party was ok i guess & i met a new set of queer buddies. we'll all be meeting up at a party tomorrow night, so it should be fun. hopefully, it will be a million times better than tonight. i mean WHO ends a party at 11:20 pm????? what kind of sh*t is that?
ok, i'll save my rant for tomorrow. wish me luck!!!!!!!
thursday:
no such luck tonight. the party was super lame, though i managed to get an invite to the Marilyn Manson soiree. ahhhhhhhh, i smell trouble...
no, i don't hate Kristia, Brandi C, or Chris C. i just was not surprised to see them there. that's all. no hidden snark, sass, or anger. i'll save my first impressions of Chris Crocker for my diary. i've neglected my dear diary to give y'all this lovely blog.
(big shout out ta Cholly!!! tanks fo da memories)
Saturday:
went to the Marilyn Manson party. Cholly started acting lame & wanted to leave before we got a chance to speak to Mr Warner. eh. we went to a 24 hour porn shop & Cholly bought me an amazing plug in vibrator. it's quite powerful & i'm very scared. ay dios mio (pray for me). i got an invite to see Lacey's band later this week. i wonder if i should go & heckle or actually go see a real band & have fun instead. who knows. my life is pretty much meaningless at this point.
i miss M, i miss Mr R, i miss Mr J. i miss a lot of things. i only check my myspace to see if M has emailed me(yes, i still think about you). you are right, though. i do not dispute what you said. i am not perfect, i never claimed to be. i can only wish you the best in life because that is what you deserve. so there!
10/17/07
Glitter Shoes
i've gotten a lot of emails about the silver glitter shoes i wore on the reunion show. i did not buy them, i made them.
since i know a lot of you girls (& guys) want a pair for the holidays, i will be selling a couple of pairs. check www.freewebs.com/gossiprag
10/18 ? - the shoes will be up later this afternoon
since i know a lot of you girls (& guys) want a pair for the holidays, i will be selling a couple of pairs. check www.freewebs.com/gossiprag
10/18 ? - the shoes will be up later this afternoon
10/15/07
No more Lacey, ever!
do not email me about Lacey. i really don't care if you want me to beat her up. if it's really that important to you, do it yourself. stop trying to live through me. it is annoying, get a life
if i want your advice or opinion, i will certainly ask for it
i did not put up this myspace to talk about Lacey
10/13 now normally i don't do interviews because i don't like to be edited. if i have something to say, i'll say it here. that being said, this is a link to my 2nd interview (i have not read it, hopefully it is not edited) http://realityratpack.com/ubbthreads2/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=64585&page=0Post64585
if i want your advice or opinion, i will certainly ask for it
i did not put up this myspace to talk about Lacey
10/13 now normally i don't do interviews because i don't like to be edited. if i have something to say, i'll say it here. that being said, this is a link to my 2nd interview (i have not read it, hopefully it is not edited) http://realityratpack.com/ubbthreads2/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=64585&page=0Post64585
10/7/07
The Reunion Show part deux
thanks for reminding me that the show was today, though i totally missed it
of course, i will be selling the shirt Lacey gave me on ebay. i would actually keep it, but is has M. Vick's name on it & you know how i feel about noninterracial dating (icky, lol).
check back here late Monday (or Saturday if i get lazy). time to get drunk in Hollywood....
Later....
2:12 am so, i got wasted & ran into Lemmy from Motorhead (yes, we have a history, no i am not sharing it). sorry, i am WASTED. anyways, just wanted to comment on the whole Lacey shirt bizness. i found it to be very 2nd grade. i am an adult & i love to act like one. i'm sure the producers told her that it was a great idea.
1 i do not condone Michael Vick's behavior (of course). it was stupid, he is stupid.
2 i do not date black guys (yes, i know why, yes, my therapist knows why). i find it funny all the flirty emails i got today from white guys. eh. i only date HOT white guys (i guess i should have said that earlier). oh well. thanks for the kudos. 'cause ya know the makeup lady TOTALLY hooked me up! time for bed....
of course, i will be selling the shirt Lacey gave me on ebay. i would actually keep it, but is has M. Vick's name on it & you know how i feel about noninterracial dating (icky, lol).
check back here late Monday (or Saturday if i get lazy). time to get drunk in Hollywood....
Later....
2:12 am so, i got wasted & ran into Lemmy from Motorhead (yes, we have a history, no i am not sharing it). sorry, i am WASTED. anyways, just wanted to comment on the whole Lacey shirt bizness. i found it to be very 2nd grade. i am an adult & i love to act like one. i'm sure the producers told her that it was a great idea.
1 i do not condone Michael Vick's behavior (of course). it was stupid, he is stupid.
2 i do not date black guys (yes, i know why, yes, my therapist knows why). i find it funny all the flirty emails i got today from white guys. eh. i only date HOT white guys (i guess i should have said that earlier). oh well. thanks for the kudos. 'cause ya know the makeup lady TOTALLY hooked me up! time for bed....
9/16/07
The Reunion Show
i have no idea when it will air. there are no spoilers, don't worry....
Last night, I went out with my buddy M & ran into Adrian Grenier(the 2nd time this week. He must be stalking me, lmfao). We had lots o' fun slumming, then i head home. i tried on the dress that i planned to wear (vintage, gorgeous color, & i altered it years ago to fit me). i zip the dress up & every (every!) seam rips & it falls apart & off of my body like g.d. porno flick. i end up sewing the dress back together, going to sleep around 3 a.m.
I woke up a bit late for the reunion show. i get there & try to stay awake (d*mn you M for being so cute & entertaining!!!!). i have a horrible hangover. production people are in my face, full of lies but i block it all out with my heart shaped glasses. i pass by Lacey in the hallway 3 times & she doesn't say a word. she has nothing to say if a camera is not around (how surprising?). girls who were on the show give me hugs. i have no idea what their names are or even who they are.
every time i bend, i hear my dress slowly ripping. i am 110 lbs & i feel like a pig, my dress totally rips apart again(on the 1 seam that i did not resew last night). eh.
we do the show & it's SOOOOOOO hard for me to stay awake. blahblahblah "who cares? where's the food at? who has my check?"
i now have a new found respect for Heather (we were never enemies, but i never felt more than pity for her while we shot the original show). of course, all that i predicted 6 months ago happened tonight(i won't get into it here, who gives a sh*t? i'm always right).
after the show, all the girls decide to ride the bull at the Saddleranch. i go home, too tired to fake smile for another 3 hours. if you find a cute pic of me on the reunion show, let me know where it is. the makeup lady totally hooked me up with some trannified eyeshadow(& you KNOW how your girl loves da shadow!).ok, when i start talking in faux ebonics, i guess that is time for me to sleep
hugs n kisses,
the D
ps: i love how all the girls are still as broke as ever. that's so Hollywood. we get paid minimum wage while vh1 make millions.....
Last night, I went out with my buddy M & ran into Adrian Grenier(the 2nd time this week. He must be stalking me, lmfao). We had lots o' fun slumming, then i head home. i tried on the dress that i planned to wear (vintage, gorgeous color, & i altered it years ago to fit me). i zip the dress up & every (every!) seam rips & it falls apart & off of my body like g.d. porno flick. i end up sewing the dress back together, going to sleep around 3 a.m.
I woke up a bit late for the reunion show. i get there & try to stay awake (d*mn you M for being so cute & entertaining!!!!). i have a horrible hangover. production people are in my face, full of lies but i block it all out with my heart shaped glasses. i pass by Lacey in the hallway 3 times & she doesn't say a word. she has nothing to say if a camera is not around (how surprising?). girls who were on the show give me hugs. i have no idea what their names are or even who they are.
every time i bend, i hear my dress slowly ripping. i am 110 lbs & i feel like a pig, my dress totally rips apart again(on the 1 seam that i did not resew last night). eh.
we do the show & it's SOOOOOOO hard for me to stay awake. blahblahblah "who cares? where's the food at? who has my check?"
i now have a new found respect for Heather (we were never enemies, but i never felt more than pity for her while we shot the original show). of course, all that i predicted 6 months ago happened tonight(i won't get into it here, who gives a sh*t? i'm always right).
after the show, all the girls decide to ride the bull at the Saddleranch. i go home, too tired to fake smile for another 3 hours. if you find a cute pic of me on the reunion show, let me know where it is. the makeup lady totally hooked me up with some trannified eyeshadow(& you KNOW how your girl loves da shadow!).ok, when i start talking in faux ebonics, i guess that is time for me to sleep
hugs n kisses,
the D
ps: i love how all the girls are still as broke as ever. that's so Hollywood. we get paid minimum wage while vh1 make millions.....
8/30/07
C*ck of Love?
ok, so i'll start by saying that i don't have cable. i will never have cable & the only reason why i have a tv is because a friend gave it to me
that being said, somewhere i am a famous tv "star". hardy har har. i will not be watching "Cock (excuse me, Rock) of Love" so please do not send me updates, recaps, etc. i do not care, i was there.....
i have seen the horrible pix of me plastered on vh1.com (yeah, i look bad, so what?). plus i enjoy the snarky comments about how fugly i am(thanks America). oh & by the way, i'm not ugly AND i have a perfect body. so sue me
everybody on the show gets tested for stds before they hit the set(so please stop it with the "wear 2 condoms, Bret" & "ha ha those skanks have aids" comments). though some of the girls may look like crackhead whores, they are all clean for now.
i guess i will leave updates here if i get bored. i get a lot of the same questions & i do not like to repeat myself.
your savior,
Dallas Monroe Harrison
7/18/07 i've been getting a lot of emails about the arguments. the only reason why i did not fight was because that's what they(the man, those people :) cast me for. y'know "the black girl who fights all the time". there is enough of that floating around & i don't want to add to anymore stereotypes. i'm black, i don't know how to dance, i only date rock stars, i hate watermelon, & i love heavy metal. enjoy!
7/23 oh & by the way, the whole killing animals bit was a joke (for all those too dim to understand that). yeah,i know watching tv may be hard at times.....eh. all the hate mail just makes me horny! (also a joke)......eh. of course i do not go around killing things plus i find it very sad that i would have to explain that. are Americans really that stupid? i guess so
ps: all the hate mail is from white people who never forget to include some sort of variation of the word "n*gger". so sad. America when will you learn?
7/24 ok, so i JUST found out about Brandi C being in porn. it really does not surprise me. good for her, i guess.....(check out dlisted for more info). peace out, b*tches!
8/1 i was not even going to comment about the 3rd episode but i see a lot of rumors & i'd hate to think that people are taking the lies seriously. i knew that i would get the crazy "Omarosa edit" but who knew it would be that bad? this is a little of what happened that last night in the house.
(an hour before the elimination) i went & had an amazing conversation with Bret. i revealed things about my family/life that i NEVER EVER wanted to be public. i opened up to him completely & he stared into the camera the entire time. his exact words were "Don't worry, I will share my family with you. You are in the house because I like you. I got rid of the other black girl because she was too pushy". now mind you NOBODY was talking about Raven, HE brought that ish up. hours earlier, he said to me "I like you because you make me feel good".
i left, then bumped into Bret talking to Big John debating if i should be sent packing. my response was to say "Excuse me" & immediately get sh*tfaced on alcohol.
at my elimination, i was giving the finger to Lacey, not to Bret (regardless of what was said later). i can honestly say that i do not hate anyone on the show. of course, i would've loved to have kicked a few *sses on my way out but, karma is a bigger b*tch than i could ever be.
oh, & by the way, i never recieved any sort of medical treatment for my fall off the bike(despite asking for it repeatedly). my back still hurt a month later.
8/6 i doubt if i will be commenting on any new episodes (why should i care about a show i'm not even on?). i know who "won" Rock of Love. i'm pretty sure their "relationship" was over as soon as Bret came that night (but that's besides the point). will Lacey get her own "I Love New York" style show? (I'll tell that story later)....
to answer the question, "Should you be writing this? Is this legal?" of course, i should not be writing down any of this. i should just sit still, wait patiently, & maybe they (the man, those people :-) will throw down a Charm School 2 crumb. i may be many things, but subtle is not one of them. you cannot sue someone for telling the truth. mine is half an hour, not 15 minutes. Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford once said, "Don't f*ck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo!"
8/10 here we go again! so i was bored tonight & decided to do a little r.o.l. google-fu. i find out that Brandi M aka Bebe is a pornstar. am i surprised? this time, yes. Bebe was a tad wild, but i always thought that she was smarter than that....eh. it makes sense, though. the casting directors went to a couple of strip clubs to recruit most of the girls (yours truly was "discovered" at a wrestling show). is porn immoral? i guess not. all adults SHOULD have sex & i'd rather a homely guy jack off to porn rather than try & rape some girl. i've hung out with a lot of famous pornstars & they're always soooooooo depressing. the amount of money + drugs + stupidity really boggles the mind. so many faux scandals. i can't wait to see what comes out of my closet (a sex change? fake leg? alien baby?)
8/24 i got the official call for the R.O.L. reunion show plus another (top secret) vh1 show. i don't know if i'll actually do it, though. my first concern is that they (the man, those people :-) are SOOOOOOO fake (i'm talking about the ones behind the scene, i won't even get started with the girls). they pretend like they're your friend, like they care, yet they couldn't give a sh*t about my actual welfare. i know, it's very Hollywood, but i don't need some *sshole to hug me & blow smoke up my *ss. my second concern is if i want to play a "character" or just be myself. i was definitely a form of Dallas on R.O.L., but i think it might be fun to just take a few liberties & write my own script (take whatever you want from that statement).
8/31 by the way, i LOVE the angry emails shouting at me because i never "thanked Bret for being in his house". 1 it's not his house, it is rented by the production company(duh!) 2 the only person i should be thanking is the casting director for picking me (which i've already done many times). that is all.....
i almost forgot this: please stop begging me to beat up Lacey at the reunion show. it is quite unneeded especially if you read this blog. i am not MLK or Malcolm X, i don't give a sh*t about politics, but i will NOT be made a fool of for the sake of entertainment. i will not eat watermelon & tap dance. if something happens then oh well. i don't have anything up my sleeve
9/3 i see that vh1 is already trolling for girls for "Rock of Love 2". i wonder who the "lucky" guy is? if it's Axl Rose i will totally throw a SH*T fit !!! fer sure.....
9/24 now i see some sh*t that i was "masturbating" to Bret on camera? like i said, i have NEVER seen the show & i can only imagine what kind of edit job i got. i never masturbated to Bret (on or off camera), so whatever that may have been was pure comedy
10/5
from dlisted:
that being said, somewhere i am a famous tv "star". hardy har har. i will not be watching "Cock (excuse me, Rock) of Love" so please do not send me updates, recaps, etc. i do not care, i was there.....
i have seen the horrible pix of me plastered on vh1.com (yeah, i look bad, so what?). plus i enjoy the snarky comments about how fugly i am(thanks America). oh & by the way, i'm not ugly AND i have a perfect body. so sue me
everybody on the show gets tested for stds before they hit the set(so please stop it with the "wear 2 condoms, Bret" & "ha ha those skanks have aids" comments). though some of the girls may look like crackhead whores, they are all clean for now.
i guess i will leave updates here if i get bored. i get a lot of the same questions & i do not like to repeat myself.
your savior,
Dallas Monroe Harrison
7/18/07 i've been getting a lot of emails about the arguments. the only reason why i did not fight was because that's what they(the man, those people :) cast me for. y'know "the black girl who fights all the time". there is enough of that floating around & i don't want to add to anymore stereotypes. i'm black, i don't know how to dance, i only date rock stars, i hate watermelon, & i love heavy metal. enjoy!
7/23 oh & by the way, the whole killing animals bit was a joke (for all those too dim to understand that). yeah,i know watching tv may be hard at times.....eh. all the hate mail just makes me horny! (also a joke)......eh. of course i do not go around killing things plus i find it very sad that i would have to explain that. are Americans really that stupid? i guess so
ps: all the hate mail is from white people who never forget to include some sort of variation of the word "n*gger". so sad. America when will you learn?
7/24 ok, so i JUST found out about Brandi C being in porn. it really does not surprise me. good for her, i guess.....(check out dlisted for more info). peace out, b*tches!
8/1 i was not even going to comment about the 3rd episode but i see a lot of rumors & i'd hate to think that people are taking the lies seriously. i knew that i would get the crazy "Omarosa edit" but who knew it would be that bad? this is a little of what happened that last night in the house.
(an hour before the elimination) i went & had an amazing conversation with Bret. i revealed things about my family/life that i NEVER EVER wanted to be public. i opened up to him completely & he stared into the camera the entire time. his exact words were "Don't worry, I will share my family with you. You are in the house because I like you. I got rid of the other black girl because she was too pushy". now mind you NOBODY was talking about Raven, HE brought that ish up. hours earlier, he said to me "I like you because you make me feel good".
i left, then bumped into Bret talking to Big John debating if i should be sent packing. my response was to say "Excuse me" & immediately get sh*tfaced on alcohol.
at my elimination, i was giving the finger to Lacey, not to Bret (regardless of what was said later). i can honestly say that i do not hate anyone on the show. of course, i would've loved to have kicked a few *sses on my way out but, karma is a bigger b*tch than i could ever be.
oh, & by the way, i never recieved any sort of medical treatment for my fall off the bike(despite asking for it repeatedly). my back still hurt a month later.
8/6 i doubt if i will be commenting on any new episodes (why should i care about a show i'm not even on?). i know who "won" Rock of Love. i'm pretty sure their "relationship" was over as soon as Bret came that night (but that's besides the point). will Lacey get her own "I Love New York" style show? (I'll tell that story later)....
to answer the question, "Should you be writing this? Is this legal?" of course, i should not be writing down any of this. i should just sit still, wait patiently, & maybe they (the man, those people :-) will throw down a Charm School 2 crumb. i may be many things, but subtle is not one of them. you cannot sue someone for telling the truth. mine is half an hour, not 15 minutes. Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford once said, "Don't f*ck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo!"
8/10 here we go again! so i was bored tonight & decided to do a little r.o.l. google-fu. i find out that Brandi M aka Bebe is a pornstar. am i surprised? this time, yes. Bebe was a tad wild, but i always thought that she was smarter than that....eh. it makes sense, though. the casting directors went to a couple of strip clubs to recruit most of the girls (yours truly was "discovered" at a wrestling show). is porn immoral? i guess not. all adults SHOULD have sex & i'd rather a homely guy jack off to porn rather than try & rape some girl. i've hung out with a lot of famous pornstars & they're always soooooooo depressing. the amount of money + drugs + stupidity really boggles the mind. so many faux scandals. i can't wait to see what comes out of my closet (a sex change? fake leg? alien baby?)
8/24 i got the official call for the R.O.L. reunion show plus another (top secret) vh1 show. i don't know if i'll actually do it, though. my first concern is that they (the man, those people :-) are SOOOOOOO fake (i'm talking about the ones behind the scene, i won't even get started with the girls). they pretend like they're your friend, like they care, yet they couldn't give a sh*t about my actual welfare. i know, it's very Hollywood, but i don't need some *sshole to hug me & blow smoke up my *ss. my second concern is if i want to play a "character" or just be myself. i was definitely a form of Dallas on R.O.L., but i think it might be fun to just take a few liberties & write my own script (take whatever you want from that statement).
8/31 by the way, i LOVE the angry emails shouting at me because i never "thanked Bret for being in his house". 1 it's not his house, it is rented by the production company(duh!) 2 the only person i should be thanking is the casting director for picking me (which i've already done many times). that is all.....
i almost forgot this: please stop begging me to beat up Lacey at the reunion show. it is quite unneeded especially if you read this blog. i am not MLK or Malcolm X, i don't give a sh*t about politics, but i will NOT be made a fool of for the sake of entertainment. i will not eat watermelon & tap dance. if something happens then oh well. i don't have anything up my sleeve
9/3 i see that vh1 is already trolling for girls for "Rock of Love 2". i wonder who the "lucky" guy is? if it's Axl Rose i will totally throw a SH*T fit !!! fer sure.....
9/24 now i see some sh*t that i was "masturbating" to Bret on camera? like i said, i have NEVER seen the show & i can only imagine what kind of edit job i got. i never masturbated to Bret (on or off camera), so whatever that may have been was pure comedy
10/5
from dlisted:
Did Anyone Really Think This Was Going To Last For More Than Five Minutes?
Guess what people? I have some shocking news for you. Bret Michaels and his "Crack Rock of Love" winner Jes are no longer together. Page Six reports that they never even got started. When Jes got back home to Chicago she called up Bret and told him that she's dating somebody else now, a local fashion designer. Fakery!
Oh well! Guess Brett and his bandana-wig-thing are alone for now. Vh1 has announced there will be a second season, but it's unclear whether or not Brett will be back.
wow. i wonder who predicted all of this 6 months ago......oh right, it was me
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