former child star

really sick of hearing about this former child star in the news.a total high functioning crack head.i would not be surprised if he ods any time soon. pretty sure I posted this story a while ago but he was the child star that I met who was underage & high at a strip club years ago(don't ask). still a douchebag & hopefully will be long gone once his new movie flops(& it will). everyone had such high hopes for him but he showed his true colors(I call it lohanning).

more proof that hollywood is run by morons

I get a call asking me if I can audition tomorrow. i say no, that I am filming tomorrow but I can come another day.the casting director says "fine. what is your email address?" 10 minutes later,i get an email asking me what time can I come tomorrow for the audition.again,i say that I am already filming but can come another day.the casting director says no,that is the only day/time. wtf?

the bible & fake christians

i met a man who was a complete jesus freak. all he could talk about was his religion & how i should convert.it was beyond annoying.usually when i get around someone like that,i ask them if they've read the bible.that ALWAYS shuts them up. "why?", you may ask. well 10 times out of 10 they have not read the bible. never. probably never even skimmed through it.it's in english now, so there really is no excuse. i asked him & he(of course) said that he had not, though he would try to in the future.lmfao. as if i needed more proof that religious nuts are morons.

jon hamm says his eyes are up here

so jon hamm is upset that everyone keeps talking about his penis.

lol

orly?

why not wear underwear,then? that might help.it's like a woman with huge tits who refuses to wear a bra. of course people will look. don't objectify yourself & most people won't either.

maybe the difference is now it's finally a man who is the sexy piece of meat.he's not my type, but he does look good as don draper & i do like the penis pix(just sayin').what's not to like? plus i heard he likes to share even though his girlfriend doesn't.

the lapd are useless

so i just called the cops for a 2nd time today.a crime has been going on for hours now.i talk to the officer & he's all "well we can't send anyone until we catch christopher dorner". excuse me? so i guess all the other criminals in la get a free pass until then,huh? retarded

crabs in a barrel

one of my neighbors was calling out for her 2 children. what were their names, you may ask: shania & omarion(of course).i started laughing until i realized that those poor children would be raised by a woman who thought naming them shania & omarion was a good idea.

i moved here from beverly hills but it might as well have been from mars.the amount of ignorance & inconsiderate behavior is amazing.i almost feel like it was a vacation from reality. realtors would always ask if i were sure that i wanted to live in a home in this area.i would say "i am not afraid of negroes". i grew up in the ghetto, the worst projects in houston.i know what it is like to starve, i also know what it is like to stay in a $700 a night hotel room & hang out with the president.i decided to move here to save $$$ for another london vacay.no big deal(until it was).

i wont go into the details, does not really matter.i tried to help.i tried to do good in this neighborhood that has been forgotten by most.it will be gentrified soon enough.white faces are popping up more & more & where will the shanias & omarions go next?

of course, this would be a perfect time to explain why it is so stupid to give a child a horrible name but it is almost my bedtime.i will say that freakonomics is an amazing book that explains why abortion lowers the crime rates and why shaniquas will be the last hired.


i just cant with black people any more.i have tried & tried & they keep on disappointing me. why can't black men take care of their own? why do black women continue to have kids with men who don't want them? at this point, a normal blog would have a joke saying that now i will check asian on my government forms or something but i am not kidding.it makes me sick to  my stomach when i see a person proud of their ignorance, wearing it like some kind of badge of honor.

i am moving back to 90210, london trip be damned & signing the lease tomorrow afternoon. merry christmas to me, huh?

Sharmeka Moffitt is a moron

use google if you must, i am really not about to rewrite her story.

anyhoo, when i first read the articles, i thought "sounds like she did it". now turns out, she was the one who set herself on fire. :-(

heres the deal,though.there is still kkk in the south(i hung out with them years ago while in tx).i'm sure there are klan members settings black people on fire & vandalizing their cars.i just never believed that SHE was one of them.

it's one of those situations that makes me mad at black people.now because of her dumbass, racists will think that ALL black people are like her. eh

i would not be sad if she died.it would be very "survival of the fittest". does she have children?why ? the whole thing just boggles the mind

people make me sick

my neighbor is being evicted because of her little white poodle.she takes it where ever she goes,it's basically her reason for living.nothing is too good for this dog.i hadnt seen or heard the dog in a while, i assumed she acquired some common sense & gave the dog away. i go walking today & wedged in the gutter in front of our house is a patch of white fur.i look closer & it is a dog.it had been there a while, the curly fur was covered in trash. made me want to vomit. i am guessing that is her dog. the one she loved soooo much.decaying in the gutter like trash.i just want to punch her in the face.

charles clemmons the hollywood scam artist

looking at casting breakdowns & a new listing has charles clemmons iso women to work nude in his new movie.lol

charles is one of those "producer" types who rent expensive cars & wears fake gold jewelry(while doing extra work for $7 an hour).he will "make you into a star!!!!!", then never pay you. of course, i have already warned the casting company from posting his listings but there it is. waiting for some girl straight from ohio to believe his lies.i hope he does not waste too much of her time.....

swat team @ ashton kutcher's house

soooooooooo, some asshole decided to play a prank on ashton kutcher & called a swat team over to his house. she said that she was hiding in the closet from 3 men. some of the gardeners ended up being arrested. a little birdie told me that it was miley cyrus who made that call. idk. idc. sounds possible, she doesn't seem that smart. anyone over 9 making prank 911 calls should really diaf.....

negroes today

reading a casting website & 1 of the listings written by a black casting director says that they are looking for an african american woman with "good hair".

eh
 :-(

you would think we'd be a little more evolved than that.it IS 2012.i am so disappointed in people, i really am.

last night i was upset after watching a tv show about the chinese 1 baby law & how all the people in the countryside were abandoning their female children. a school teacher said that there was 28 boys in her class & only 10 girls(the usual ratio).already there are kidnappings & rapes due to the lack of women, i can't even imagine what will happen once this generation grows up.the worse part is that they wouldn't "lower" themselves by marrying a non asian woman, yet it is ok to abduct a chinese one.of course, most of the girls are adopted by american people & that doesn't make me happy, either. the only child you can adopt is in china? american orphans not cute enough? what about our OWN abandoned children who are here & need just as much love?

 i am so sick of humans.the amount of ignorance is amazing.

is fred willard the next peewee herman?

so 72 year old fred willard got arrested in la for jacking off at a porno theater. now i realize that it is illegal to masturbate in public but who was he hurting?the other men jacking off in said theater? the children who might come into the porno theater? it really makes no sense.& if porn theatres are so bad/dangerous, then WHY ARE THEY LEGAL?

i think he is a great talent, very funny man but i don't find this situation funny at all. it's good gossip(don't get me wrong) but why weren't the police out there fighting real crimes.in their minds fred was public enemy #1 but out in the real world, a woman was being raped(which happens every 2 minutes) or a child being abused(which happens every  10 seconds).but yeah, totally glad that lapd had so much time on their hands that they could check out some new pornography.i will definitely sleep better tonight knowing that....

"annoying" or "bread & circuses"

the unwashed masses are watching illegal fireworks :-(

why wont they stfu so i can read my clara bow book? fun fact: clara died on my birthday .the more you know.......

i clocked his T

i woke up at 4AM to get to set this morning on a new matchmaker reality tv show(those of you who watch tv would know the matchmakers).anyhoo, so i was promised A but when i get there, it turns out to be Z. there are PLENTY of people who love Z, so really no need to lie. that was their first mistake.

all the girls are sitting around waiting for hours, when a final girl shows up right before we start filming. she is in white tights, perfect hair,paper white thick foundation makeup(very kabuki & the kind trannies use to cover their beard), she is about 5'2.i look down at the hands & they are massive, thick broad fingers, short nails with dirt under them.

ok

i know the T

3 minutes after we start filming i figure it all out & say it. this drag queen is the man the matchmaker is about to set one of us up with. a crew guys runs out & escorts me off set, Dallas is never to be seen again. 3 minutes of work, though i did get paid handsomely for showing up.

shit like this is REALLY making me tired of reality shows. you call it reality but get scared when i get real. you want me to act,play out your little script. you lie to me constantly, not trusting me with the truth.maybe i DON'T want to be in that kind of situation.maybe i DON'T want to be embarrassed or humiliated for your enjoyment. i showed up to have a good time, not to be made fun of, assholes.


plus i thought it was hilarious that they thought no one would get it(actually not so funny because those girls were such morons). yes, i did not grow up in europe, or went to harvard, or know 7 different languages but i DO know a dude in a dress when i see it.

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dallas does the playboy mansion

so i've been invited a million times but last week decided to finally go. i may post pics later this week(or not).whatevs

first night
celebrity sightings:
jose canseco- hot but cheesy
ron jeremy
the black guy from "showgirls"-yes, i refuse to google his name

 overall impression-pretty lame, retro but not in a good way

2nd night 
stayed for 10 minutes, turned around & went straight home. i was not in the mood to wrinkle my dolce & gabbana evening gown....

3rd night
it's the infamous lingerie/pajama party. it's raining all night/freezing cold, & we are outside. i wear a full length fur coat & old school pajamas. people come up to me & congratulate me for "being so smart". the other women are dressed in thongs, pasties, & high heel shoes. they trip down the steps & slip on the cobblestone walkways. it is a party full of douchebags & girls with low self esteem. definitely NOT my kind of place.
celebrity sightings:
jose canseco-wearing the same outfit
warren moon
gary dourdan-looking quite worn out...
crispin glover-who didnt return my text message :-(
eva pigford- gorgeous but should not have told anyone her name was "pigford"

will i go back? maybe for halloween or movie night but nothing else. not what it is cracked up to be plus i have better things to do(like read gossip websites or  wash my hair)

the ho from that 70s show

cant remember what the blind item was but it had something to do with a sitcom & one actress being fired because of drugs. long story short, the answer was lisa robin kelly. seems like she cant stay out of trouble. click here for the latest fuckery

will be posting some stuff about my week at the playboy mansion later

valtrex is for losers

went out & ran into the hilton family(nicki, paris, rick, kathy, & barron) while trying to have dinner.YUCK! they should be SOOOOOOOOOO thankful i dont need the $$$$ & have not sold my stories to the tabloids.i could tear your whole little house of cards down if i wanted to. i will keep my mouth shut for now......

blind items revealed!!!!

ok, so i got a little "jersey shore" gossip but since i dont watch it(nor care) i didnt post. the story is a male cast member (vinny?) is paying meagan good for sex. waaaaaahhhhwaaaaaaahhhhh. yeah, i know, who cares?

now let's get to the real reason why i am posting now.

source:crazydaysandnights

Four For Friday - The Show From Hell

Ever wonder what happens when you put a former B+ female tweener who gets her own first show and you mix her with a former B list television actress from a long running hit ensemble show who also thinks she is the star? You get several years of pleasantness on the outside and the worst conditions ever on a show on the inside. The former tweener had a huge ego. Coming off some movies and a very popular tween show she thought she was going to be the biggest star on the planet. She also had a very goody goody image on the outside, but on multiple occasions had more than one guy at once. She is also a huge collector of her own homemade porn.

The actress coming into the show who had been on the hit ensemble show also was a goody goody on the inside and out but it did not stop her from being a diva. She also could be the biggest b**ch on the planet if you crossed her. As she told the tweener once after they got into a hair pulling fight, "I learned from the meanest actress who ever walked onto a television set. You will lose."

How about the times that our tweener would walk around naked when the actresses husband would stop by the set. "Oops. I did not know you were here." Not that she would ever normally have sex with him. She likes big, big big guys if you know what I mean. However, to get back at the actress she would have slept with the husband who is also a B list movie actor.

For years the two never spoke to each other unless they had to. Knowing how prudish the actress was, our tweener would have wild sex as loudly and as close to the actress as possible even when her kids were visiting. She would even have sex in the actresses' trailer and have her companions leave their used condoms. It was a wild wild set and the two still hate each other.

 

tweener: amanda bynes

prude actress: jennie garth

meanest actress: shannen doherty

nice try, asshole!

beyonce is "breast feeding" blue ivy out in public. pretty creative, especially since another woman had that child....

last night met model beverly johnson at lax & got kicked off a plane to australia('cause i'm just that hood.lol). i will try again today.

pix of blue ivy carter

so i am going to keep this short & sweet. beyonce's baby is obviously not "hers". the child looks like a mixture of jay z & the south american surrogate. beyonce does not have naturally straight hair, neither does jay z. why does the baby? huh? think about it.

nice try, assholes...