former child star

really sick of hearing about this former child star in the news.a total high functioning crack head.i would not be surprised if he ods any time soon. pretty sure I posted this story a while ago but he was the child star that I met who was underage & high at a strip club years ago(don't ask). still a douchebag & hopefully will be long gone once his new movie flops(& it will). everyone had such high hopes for him but he showed his true colors(I call it lohanning).

party poll

so i am invited to 2 different parties, one for solange knowles, the other johnny walker alcohol. which one should i go to? voting ends friday

which party should i go to?
	solange knowles
	johnny walker
pollcode.com

the "boyfriend"

we met last week & you told everyone that you loved me.i cried while you smoked meth.i never heard from you again. i called you last night with no answer. today you almost ran me over in hollywood.is this life?

a dame to kill for

so robert rodriguez filmed 1 whole week of sin city 2 & decided to have a party in a beverly hills mansion tonight.i will try to be as shade free as possible, though i do have stories to tell about tonight(maybe i will take them to my grave). anyhoo so i get there & jessica alba,cash warren, topher grace(i'm sure his 1 fan was wondering where he was), & james (jamie) king are chilling out. robert looks edible & begins to play with his band with film clips in the background. james (jamie) king decides to play marie antoinette when some peasants decide to cross in front of her during the performance.i found it charming but here's the deal: this is model james (jamie) king. not tyra banks,not naomi campbell, not even kate upton,ok. sometimes you have to know when to play the diva & when to just stfu. not everything is about you & no need to freak out over shit that means nothing. next act up, a burlesque interlude.dita von teese strips & really is not a dancer.no real talent whatsoever yet i enjoy what she tries to do.bringing glamour back is a hard business(dont i know it?). i would go on but i am drunk & in need of a massage.i will finish this later(or not).

tonight, tonight

spent tonight listening to the raveonettes play acoustically.pretty cool & sharon is so cute. made a fool of myself with sune & a friend embarrassed me in front of nic harcourt(which is pretty hard because i NEVER get embarrassed). :-(

i should be asleep now but i am so wired!
:-( :-( :-(

i must wake up really early.

anyhoo, so men are weird(though predictable). i was with a man who loves me but knows that i will never ever have sex with him.he gets sort of pissy & tries to cockblock when i am around men that i would actually date.very sad stuff & so middle school.he is damn near 40 & still playing games.i really need a boyfriend,my last relationship was with elvis & we all know that was 700 years ago. i am not desperate, no craigslist nsa ads being planned but celibacy is getting old.

i went to the party & i felt so out of place(i usually am but this time that i actually FELT it). was introduced to the girl from "argo"(notice how i cant be bothered with googling or remembering her name).she was cute but i was not impressed. she was humble(fake? "hollywood humble"? idk).i could not be that.just not in me.she was dressed like an "in living color" reject, i felt sorry for her like i do most hipsters.


still talking to world of wonder about the new reality show.just another pain in my ass.

doctors say that my cancer might be back(yay?)

aha!

something really amazing has just happened to me.unfortunately i cannot say more.let's just say that all my dreams will be coming true sometime soon. this month/year has been soooooooooooooooo bad(not the worst, but still pretty terrible).i always kept the faith.i always believed. & then it happened. fucking unbelievable.

why did it happen?
because i am pretty?no
because i am "famous"?no

it is because i am smart enough to never give up
it happened because i never let other people determine my worth(or even future worth)


it is very late & i have to pretend to sleep now(in dallas speak that means watch netflix for another 2 hours). tomorrow i will be going to the mad decent block party & be surrounded by hipsters & white girls dressed as pocohontas(yuck).

miss dallas on hipster racism

presented with no comment: cinco de mayo interview

miasma

life is very complicated right now & i probably will not be posting as much fuckery as i used to.

sort of had a love at first sight thing with a guy lately & i could not quite figure out why. yes was cute but not the most handsome guy i had ever seen.then it hit me, the guy looks just like my ex Elvis. :-( now i dont even know if i want to go there. it's like he will shadow everything that we do together.i dont want elvis to determine how i feel about this new man.

 i've been skipping a lot of parties recently. am i getting old?lol. i dont even feel like putting on inappropriate evening wear(so you KNOW something is wrong).i am changing & i dont think i like what i am changing into. i used to funnel all of this into my diary but now that is what i use this blog for. i feel like it is time to go old school, get back to pen & paper. i am not abandoning "glitter of hollywood" but it really serves no purpose & i am not one to waste time. this isnt a goodbye, more of a "smell you later".

 your bff in christ,
 the d

dallas does the playboy mansion

so i've been invited a million times but last week decided to finally go. i may post pics later this week(or not).whatevs

first night
celebrity sightings:
jose canseco- hot but cheesy
ron jeremy
the black guy from "showgirls"-yes, i refuse to google his name

 overall impression-pretty lame, retro but not in a good way

2nd night 
stayed for 10 minutes, turned around & went straight home. i was not in the mood to wrinkle my dolce & gabbana evening gown....

3rd night
it's the infamous lingerie/pajama party. it's raining all night/freezing cold, & we are outside. i wear a full length fur coat & old school pajamas. people come up to me & congratulate me for "being so smart". the other women are dressed in thongs, pasties, & high heel shoes. they trip down the steps & slip on the cobblestone walkways. it is a party full of douchebags & girls with low self esteem. definitely NOT my kind of place.
celebrity sightings:
jose canseco-wearing the same outfit
warren moon
gary dourdan-looking quite worn out...
crispin glover-who didnt return my text message :-(
eva pigford- gorgeous but should not have told anyone her name was "pigford"

will i go back? maybe for halloween or movie night but nothing else. not what it is cracked up to be plus i have better things to do(like read gossip websites or  wash my hair)

happy valentine's day!

i am celebrating valentine's day by going to get some xrays. my doctor says that my cancer might be back :-(

did a little audrey hepburn realness yesterday with a 1960s coat & black velvet pants. saw an ex but couldnt remember his name so i ignored him, then came back home to watch "charade".

so it stars miss hepburn & cary grant(yum yum), its full of action & lots of twists, spies, plus murder. the costumes were gorgeous & made by givenchy. i should have liked it but i hated  that in some scenes cary had to be the bad guy. cary grant is too gorgeous & funny to be evil. ever. just pissed me off.lol

totally forgot that i had an invitation to drake's grammy party @ the playboy mansion.....eh

peoples choice awards

woke up at 4 today, missed the peoples choice awards but managed to attend the after party. i cannot say that i enjoyed it(looked fab, though). brian mc knight sang. he has an amazing voice. mother love, mario lopez, & the fat guy from jersey shore were there. star studded, lol.very underwhelmed at this point.

I Love Loosely

i am so in love with this "i love lucy" type sweetheart hat.i cant imagine anything cuter
http://vintageclothesretro.com

this week has been very hectic. frederick's of hollywood threw a SPECTACULAR party, i molested a russell brand lookalike, & bought 3 more halloween costumes.life is good

my new favorite non dead author

usually i only go for classic lit like stuff by thomas hardy & kafka,etc. noticing that i get excited when i see erik larsen has a new book out,though.i saw a guy reading one of his books & it totally gave me an imaginary boner.i LOVE nora vincent though i guess she went crazy & stopped writing(or something).

invited to a special screening of the nirvana concert film tonight.it was ok,i was too young at the time to really appreciate nirvana. now i am too old to care.lol. missed the smashbox party.hoping to bang dean factor.eh.maybe next time.still kicking myself for fucking up so horribly tonight.def not one of my best moments.

mind you i am dead sober when i wrote all this fuckery

time for bed*


*almost wrote a rant about my new find "upstairs downstairs" but will save it for another time

my halloween

just got an invite to the playboy mansion for a halloween party there.i smell fuckery!

if only, Kanye

invited to a kanye west party tonight.i'm pretty vomity, though.i doubt if i'll be able to go.i just want to stay in bed for a week :-(

sooooo yummy!

Adam Levine Goes Nekkid For Testicular Cancer Awareness

Adam, remember the time when you sang Motown hits while i grabbed your ass & your girlfriend gave me the side eye? le sigh.....good times, huh?

yasss

whatevs

went to a party filmed for Lisa Rinna & her reality show. stayed for 3 minutes & left.too many blondes with weaves & not enough rockstars. plus they had some fool guarding the cupcakes & the (promised) alcohol was nowhere to be found. for shame, Mrs Hamlin!!!!!!

damn damn damn

ran into J. Alexander from "America's Next Top Model". pretty sure he quit because he was tired of Tyra's crazy ass....

was invited to the Taylor Momsen party. unfortunately, i could not attend. i was SOOOOO hoping i could punch her in her panda eye, but i guess that will have to wait

Dallas Newsom?

jesus s. christ, just got an invite to go to a party with Bill Clinton & Gavin Newsom. too much hotness for me, & i will prob have to rsvp a no.i def could not control myself around Gavin Newsom, plus i totally voted for him already. & we ALL know about my crush on Clinton...