corey feldman orgy

all these orgy/eviction stories are really making me sad.I worked with corey many years ago.our wrap party ended in {basically} an orgy.i was too horrified to do anything but stand there & watch.i have no idea who was running the party, so I cannot say that corey started the orgy blahblahblah. I will say that I am not surprised of hearing any of these rumors.

I have not read any of the articles & no one I know has admitted to being there so I don't know. but, again, from what I've seen with my own eyes...

a while ago, I see a casting from something called "corey's angels" at the "feldmansion".I remember having fun the last time we met, so I apply.i say I would love to help host his parties as long as I could wear more than just lingerie. I never hear a reply. maybe I am not hot(or white) enough. whatevs. I eventually see pix from the "feldmansion" parties & the (all white) women are basically wearing pasties & sequin merkins(barf).glad I was not involved.

corey was a big part of my childhood & I like him as a person(despite our differences).I REALLY don't want to speculate. i hope that his life gets better,i wish him the best.

crabs in a barrel

one of my neighbors was calling out for her 2 children. what were their names, you may ask: shania & omarion(of course).i started laughing until i realized that those poor children would be raised by a woman who thought naming them shania & omarion was a good idea.

i moved here from beverly hills but it might as well have been from mars.the amount of ignorance & inconsiderate behavior is amazing.i almost feel like it was a vacation from reality. realtors would always ask if i were sure that i wanted to live in a home in this area.i would say "i am not afraid of negroes". i grew up in the ghetto, the worst projects in houston.i know what it is like to starve, i also know what it is like to stay in a $700 a night hotel room & hang out with the president.i decided to move here to save $$$ for another london vacay.no big deal(until it was).

i wont go into the details, does not really matter.i tried to help.i tried to do good in this neighborhood that has been forgotten by most.it will be gentrified soon enough.white faces are popping up more & more & where will the shanias & omarions go next?

of course, this would be a perfect time to explain why it is so stupid to give a child a horrible name but it is almost my bedtime.i will say that freakonomics is an amazing book that explains why abortion lowers the crime rates and why shaniquas will be the last hired.


i just cant with black people any more.i have tried & tried & they keep on disappointing me. why can't black men take care of their own? why do black women continue to have kids with men who don't want them? at this point, a normal blog would have a joke saying that now i will check asian on my government forms or something but i am not kidding.it makes me sick to  my stomach when i see a person proud of their ignorance, wearing it like some kind of badge of honor.

i am moving back to 90210, london trip be damned & signing the lease tomorrow afternoon. merry christmas to me, huh?

world of wonder(or not)

in talks with world of wonder(y'know the people who make "rupaul's drag race" & the tammy faye movie) about doing a new reality tv show.not too excited, though. been talking for years & still no $$$$$. :-(

eh

plus they had phoebe price on "drag race" but not moi(i mean WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THAT?). anyways....

still debating if i want to include my old reality tv friends in this deal. these are "hollywood friends" not the real kind, so i don't know if i want to help.i go out of my way for people & get not even a "thank you" in return. really tired of assholes in my life. of course, i am not supposed to talk about any of this, very top secret & i will be sued for a million dollars blahblahblah. i say, if any lawyer can find my milly, it is all yours. for realz.

i have almost given up on an acting career.still hungry but not hungry enough to sell my body or my soul.

random thoughts

#1 went to australia,had a lovely time.i will not overshare like i usually do

#2 tila tequila=i dont care. i didnt care then, i dont care now. she is so desperate for attention, really makes her unattractive(i'm writing this days before it is posted, hopefully she will be dead soon.lol)

#3 lana del rey=poser.i like what she is trying to do, but the outcome is always an epic fail. she should just stick to hipster modeling & spending her daddys money

#4 courtney stodden is working on a sex tape to make her famous :-(

happy valentine's day!

i am celebrating valentine's day by going to get some xrays. my doctor says that my cancer might be back :-(

did a little audrey hepburn realness yesterday with a 1960s coat & black velvet pants. saw an ex but couldnt remember his name so i ignored him, then came back home to watch "charade".

so it stars miss hepburn & cary grant(yum yum), its full of action & lots of twists, spies, plus murder. the costumes were gorgeous & made by givenchy. i should have liked it but i hated  that in some scenes cary had to be the bad guy. cary grant is too gorgeous & funny to be evil. ever. just pissed me off.lol

totally forgot that i had an invitation to drake's grammy party @ the playboy mansion.....eh

whitney houston is dead

so shocking yet you KNOW it was because of drugs.i saw her a couple of days ago & she was completely out of it. her new movie "sparkle" would have led to a comeback. she wasted so many years on drugs, ruining her talent & natural good looks. i feel sorry for her child.

christina aguilera's messy period

now i wont post any of the pix from etta james' funeral with some mystery fluid leaking down xtina's legs. pretty gross & i definitely dry heaved when i saw it.
#1 reminds me a bit of when britney spears had her meltdown & shaved her head
#2 i dont think it was menstrual blood(or self tanner) running down her legs

i hate to admit it, but i dont think she is fucked up enough to go outside without underwear to a funeral. my theory is she was having a miscarriage. whatever the case, hopefully xtina will get it together & lose the weight or buy clothes that fit. she is beautiful & talented, the whole situation just makes me sorry for her

poll: land of oz

a millionaire has asked me to visit him in australia. i am flattered, of course, interested in him but idk about australia. seems so 3rd world :-(. i dont even go to the valley 'cause it reminds me of mexico.lol. what do you think?

Should I go to Australia?
	yes
	no
	make him come to la
pollcode.com .

ralph fiennes is still fuckable

now THIS is what i want for xmas

the i-word

so reading a website & i see a petition calling for the end of the i-word. of course, i have no idea what they are talking about. turns out the i-word is "illegal" & this website wants a local newspaper to stop saying that about mexican people.

eh

ok

i am amazed that people really have that much time on their hands. you are all up in arms about calling someone an illegal alien?
:-(

how about you use all that pent up energy to actually HELP people? maybe a food drive for starving children, building homes for the homeless, or (god forbid) help the illegal aliens get citizenship(or whatever). i swear people have their priorities ALL fucked up these days.

earthquake!!!

there was an earthquake a couple of minutes ago. very thankful i am still awake because that was pretty scary. i doubt if i will ever sleep tonight :-(

occupy wall street

it's almost 3am & i am about to go to sleep.one more short post before i go

america was heaven for white people.they thrived, they "lived the life". minorities complained about the unfairness, nobody did a thing. with this economy, now white people know what it's like to be a nigger. go to college, then have to get a job at mcdonnalds(if you are lucky enough to even have a job).that is what occupy wall street is all about.white people mad because they are now being treated like black people have always been treated.

good night

blissfully unaware you are orange

i guess this is kelly bensimon redoing "the jazz singer"?


i'm so mad at you "the berry" *shakes fist*
some of these hoes are in blackface!

ahhh, white people......

you want the coolness of being black but not the responsibility

http://theberry.com/2011/04/07/blissfully-unaware-that-you-are-orange-28-photos/

now Beyonce is wearing a pillow under her shirt

pic:sandrarose

so beyonce is not really pregnant.i hear that solange is the one who will have the baby,then give it to her sister.makes sense because
1 beyonce is too vain to lose her figure for a child
2 why would beyonce risk having a half human half camel baby with jay-z

lol

hollywood is such a magical place.you can make up ANYTHING & people will believe you(just like nicole kidman's first pillow baby & that suri is really tom cruise's baby, etc).all dreams do come true



<-----pillow baby

fuck you "my week with marilyn"

michelle williams looks NOTHING like marilyn monroe.she has the voice a little but that is it.even her hip padding was fucked up.eh

so disappointing & my future husband eddie redmayne deserves so much better.watch the trailer if you dare....

my new crush

ahhhhhh, colin hanks is such a cutie!

he's not smoking hot like chris evans but every time i see his little asian eyes.....le sigh.i kept waiting for a nude scene while he was on "mad men".plus he reminds me of "bosom buddies"(dont ask)

watching "the great buck howard".i wish MY dad & stepmom would bankroll a film for me.

why would emily blunt ruin her face with those gigantic veneers?she was never a great beauty bu those chompers don't help.

"motley crue:carnival of sins"

watching this tour video & quite perplexed.

starts off with a claymation mexican u.s. president with a horrible speedy gonzales accent. was the crue trying to say something with that?i doubt if there will be a mexican u.s. president with an accent any time soon so really no need to worry, white people!

the other part that disturbs me(& really shouldn't )is how old mick mars looks. it shouldnt disturb me at all because poor mick looked old 20 years ago

nikki sixx really is so perfectly formed(from head to toe, i am sure).yum.double yum*

it all reminds me too much of high school when i saw them in concert & afterwards....(btw i left still a virgin, i was saving myself for marilyn manson).funny how i hung out with more rockstars while in texas than here.

first song in & mick looks like he's about to die.lol

ok

toooooo many shots of the audience.yes, i realize that this is a concert film but no need to showcase the fugly guys & sweaty implants. i suggest more of nikki lounging in his underwear or a swordfight with tommy lee

sounds like vince neil is singing "too fat for love" which would be quite appropriate by now

18 minutes in to a 2 hour movie & already i am bored. i will finish this tomorrow(or something)



later

i hate all the patter. i HATE it when a musician is all "let's hear some noise!". better yet, let's hear the goddamn music that i'm paying you to play.huh? how about that?

i'm mad that most of the crowd is some dude's dad. y'know, like 50, bald, & wearing his original 1984 crue t-shirt & khaki pants.

so full disclosure time:i never read any of the motley crue books because of mutual friends/exs/drama/etc.some memories should be left in the past where they belong. but it's kind of sad that johnny thunders(who nikki obviously based his persona off of),never had mainstream success. almost like grace jones/dayle bozzio & lady gaga.

anyhoo
back to being bored

oh & btw, i will be attending the playboy golf tournament pretty soon. it will be 8 hours of standing in the sun with brain dead bleach blonde losers who carry pix of their puppies(i am sure).it will be some new fresh hell, but i do it all to give you(my fans,my lambs.lol) a look over the fence.

they really should've gotten mick mars a chair to play in

ok, so i just noticed that vince is wearing a thong codpiece over his dad jeans........fuck. you. lol.

nikki bites a fans fingers.ah,nikki my darling, i have something you may put your mouth on.....

nikki,tommy, & vince ride motorcylces on stage.i'm guessing that mick is taking a nap(or drinking the blood of virgins).is this supposed to be entertaining?are motorcycles that rare & fabulous?am i missing something here?

"girl dance for me, i'll keep you overemployed"

sidebar: pamela anderson is just canadian trash.that is all.

a skank leading a midget dressed in leather with a leash.so tired of all this "midgets are funny" bullshit. they are not.end of story.i could go on a "sideshows were great because the freaks were in charge" rant but i wont

still waiting on some "generation swine"

finally we have "glitter"(possibly my favorite crue song). sing it just for me,vince!

nikki in a faux nazi uniform.excuse me while i touch myself

drum solo=yawn

tittiecam with audience members flashing for the camera.ick. i could go on & on about how incredibly dumb white women are(lol, but i will save that for another rant).i love that joe francis said there were no blacks in "girls gone wild" because the black girls wanted to get paid for their porn.

anywayz!

motley crue playing "helter skelter"? ummm, no thanks! sounds soooooooooooooo bad. i had no idea this song could be ruined but there you go.let's leave that to the beatles

now "anarchy in the u.k." with vine neil's horrific english accent. jesus h christ!!!???!!!??? you embarrass yourself, you embarrass me.


* oh yeah, btw that is nikki sixx naked. enjoy!

ebay idiots

it really boggles the mind how stupid people can be

i have to admit that i have an ebay addiction.once i start, i cannot stop until i buy everything(i try to limit this to once every 2 months)

anyways

so looking on a bunch of listings & a good amount of the clothes have no measurements nor a size included.like i'm supposed to guess by the picture of it laid out on their coffee table that it will fit me

really?
for real?

sometimes i get so pissed that i dont even ask what the measurements are, i just click close tab & keep on trucking. why condone that kind of moronic behaviour?

whats even worse, i find is when they'll just put the size number like that is any help.i wear a size 4 in one brand, a zero in banana republic, large in asian clothes, etc.it makes my head hurt!!!! i hate to help others(my competition) do their jobs, but this should all be common sense(ESPECIALLY TO THE FEMALE SELLERS!!!!)

eh

ok, back to my mad men marathon

why?

so disappointed to find out teyana taylor's gorgeous curly hair is a weave
:-(

i wont go into a long rant about natural hair & how beautiful black hair is since i am only a recent convert(& no my hair does not smell like twigs & berries).my hair is difficult to comb, wooly,kinky, & all mine. hate on that if you will...

why do i attract such losers?

eh

i am getting SO tired of this.all of my boyfriends were horrible people so i decided to date guys that i wasnt attracted to.the result was the same,still horrible but on top of that, ugly as well

i realize that i am the common point in all of this but still
really?for real?that's all?

just losers & stalkers & assholes & liars

that's all life has to offer me?

i try to keep an open mind about all of this(& lord knows i should be the queen of bitter)....

one recent entry decided that i was DTF anyone because of an interview i had YEARS ago. yes, i am DTF with someone that i love not just any dude that shows up.yes, he has emotional problems so i shouldnt have been so harsh but still.life doesnt get that good for anyone . & btw P just ask me,dont worry about what the internets say.you cannot read my mind,you are not smart enough to know what i am thinking or feeling.take all that time using google & just talk to me.i'm sure that is the reason why your relationships fail.you never communicate(just like not telling amber,instead of communicating you try to run away from the problem).i dont need that shit.i have enough problems & if anyone will be the drama queen,it will be me

some good news to cleanse the palate:
i might go to a playboy event
i might do a gameshow
i have decided nothing yet.life is too hectic to even plan tomorrow's lunch