got a call from the 51 Minds production co, asking if i'd like to do the "Where are They Now?" show for vh1.my first question, "How much is the pay?" their answer:
$200
$200 to star in a tv show. lmfao
of course, i had to decline the offer.it's insulting, plus i know that they have made millions off of me, yet i cannot get what i deserve.maybe they should try to bring back slavery.it would save them a lot of time & effort.
i have no idea when the show will be airing, but i am 99% sure that i will not be on it. if you DO see me on that show, know that i got paid enough for a Chanel shopping spree
just read Raquel Welch's book.it's 200 pages of nothing but she still looks good.here's a little shake to go with your lunch
"Don’t stare at me, baby. You can see me in the movies" Rita Hayworth
Showing posts with label charm school. Show all posts
Showing posts with label charm school. Show all posts
9/7/10
3/22/10
autographs
i got an invite for one of those "celebrity autograph" events. y'know, you pay $20 to get in, then $20-$30 for every autograph you want. i see Jessica from "Charm School" will be there*. why? i have no clue. why would you sign autographs before you even have a career? it boggles the mind...
Billy Zabka will be there as well & i am almost regretting saying no. damndamndamn! Billy was probably my first crush. that hair, those eyes, that evil grin, how could i resist? he's in "Hot Tub Time Machine"(a movie that i thought was a joke,literally). guess i'll have to see that instead.le sigh. another time, another place Mr Zabka.
* plus who would want to pay to spend time with someone so personality minus?the girl has the personality of wet cardboard for god's sake...jeez. as you can tell, there is nothing i hate more than someone boring & bland.good luck, though. hopefully she'll at least make her gas money back .
Billy Zabka will be there as well & i am almost regretting saying no. damndamndamn! Billy was probably my first crush. that hair, those eyes, that evil grin, how could i resist? he's in "Hot Tub Time Machine"(a movie that i thought was a joke,literally). guess i'll have to see that instead.le sigh. another time, another place Mr Zabka.
* plus who would want to pay to spend time with someone so personality minus?the girl has the personality of wet cardboard for god's sake...jeez. as you can tell, there is nothing i hate more than someone boring & bland.good luck, though. hopefully she'll at least make her gas money back .
12/10/09
sex und da cite
soooooooo excited about "Sex & the City 2"! i am SUCH a girl
saw Heather Chadwell & she says i have a part in her new tv show(if it makes it on the air). the premise is really funny, actully brilliant, so i hope that it does
saw Heather Chadwell & she says i have a part in her new tv show(if it makes it on the air). the premise is really funny, actully brilliant, so i hope that it does
10/31/08
Jonesy hooked me up!
i'll keep this brief cause i know the loser ex is reading my blog...
so Steve Jones(of the Sex Pistols for all you youngins) hooked me up with one of his childhood friends. i had a lovely time, R is quite sensitive, witty, & fun
this is the start of fashion week & i am totally NOT prepared.
eh
cannot wait for thursday, it's going down cause you know your girl will be front row wearing as many animal by-products as possible....
if anything amazing happens i will post it here(eventually)
me & ebay are having a little tiff, so i will post all my "Charm School" stuff in a couple of weeks(like around the finale or something). i'm really quite busy doing a whole lot of nothing around here....
9/29/08
My one day love or "Splendor in the Grass"
so i was in love for 1 day last week
truly bizarre times for me
i will not be posting a lot of blogs.Miss Havisham will be going on a tiny vacation.terribly unhappy(not about my "love")
he was very simple(yes,that was the loser some of you saw me with in Hollywood). very pretty as well,looked just like my first love.we were 2 halves of 1 whole. really,how could i resist?
i love love
better than any drug
though my heart is closed off. Elvis has it in his back pocket. Elvis doesn't speak to me anymore.he has a petty jealousy about moi having a new tv show(& his recent failed one that no one but me cared about).it's ok,i've learned to live with psychos by now
i guess i should tell my family about "Charm School"....or surprise them like i did for "Rock of Love"
truly bizarre times for me
i will not be posting a lot of blogs.Miss Havisham will be going on a tiny vacation.terribly unhappy(not about my "love")
he was very simple(yes,that was the loser some of you saw me with in Hollywood). very pretty as well,looked just like my first love.we were 2 halves of 1 whole. really,how could i resist?
i love love
better than any drug
though my heart is closed off. Elvis has it in his back pocket. Elvis doesn't speak to me anymore.he has a petty jealousy about moi having a new tv show(& his recent failed one that no one but me cared about).it's ok,i've learned to live with psychos by now
i guess i should tell my family about "Charm School"....or surprise them like i did for "Rock of Love"
9/25/08
The Plastic Pig
eh
mind you ,i was NEVER going to tell this story but i am really pissed....
i find out that the Plastic Pig has been talking sh!t about me. PP has been on 3 reality shows & thinks she is going to be the next Julia Roberts. no one has the heart to tell her she is only getting cast to be the comic relief(ie everybody laughing behind her back,she is never intentionally funny). plus PP is not beautiful,witty,or talented enough to do anything other than flashing her square,fake boobs or getting paid to f*ck(on & off camera)
i've talked to this skank for a total of 10 minutes, always trying to be as diplomatic & cordial as possible.i told her,there's no need for us to fight,i have no "beef" with you
but she's made me angry & now i have to tell it
the dirt: 5 minutes after she met "Kandy",she decided that they were best friends forever.they made out for the cameras(they are both bi but i have no idea if they were an actual couple,nor do i care),they end up being attached at the hip,spending hours sewing identical stripper outfits. days after meeting, PP begs Kandy to move to LA with her. Kandy does so & regrets it immediately.
PP cannot hold her alcohol(or meth). she gets wasted & beats up on her bff Kandy multiple times,making her blue eyes black.i know all this to be a fact,told by Kandy plus our mutual friends
i find it disgusting to see the fan letters she posts on her website.better to film what is really happening than what she wants the public to think
ran into PP recently & she is up to her old tricks with a brand new bff, "Muffy". hopefully Muff will take some karate classes to keep that psycho off her. of course,Muffy is a complete animal abusing @sshole (despite PP & Muffy posting "I heart PETA" type propaganda).i may be a lot of things,but a hypocrite is not one of them.
PP always has her nose in the air,bragging about her rich parents & multiple plastic surgeries.looks like this bish got a face lift(& not even 40 yet).she's starting to look like Joan Rivers
she is a scary sponge.sucking the life/energy from all those around her
Muffy had to leave a couple of days after they met & PP had a total breakdown,threatening suicide & all
she is quite sad & i hope instead of getting bigger,squarer tits(or larger plastic lips)she spends that money on a therapist ...
mind you ,i was NEVER going to tell this story but i am really pissed....
i find out that the Plastic Pig has been talking sh!t about me. PP has been on 3 reality shows & thinks she is going to be the next Julia Roberts. no one has the heart to tell her she is only getting cast to be the comic relief(ie everybody laughing behind her back,she is never intentionally funny). plus PP is not beautiful,witty,or talented enough to do anything other than flashing her square,fake boobs or getting paid to f*ck(on & off camera)
i've talked to this skank for a total of 10 minutes, always trying to be as diplomatic & cordial as possible.i told her,there's no need for us to fight,i have no "beef" with you
but she's made me angry & now i have to tell it
the dirt: 5 minutes after she met "Kandy",she decided that they were best friends forever.they made out for the cameras(they are both bi but i have no idea if they were an actual couple,nor do i care),they end up being attached at the hip,spending hours sewing identical stripper outfits. days after meeting, PP begs Kandy to move to LA with her. Kandy does so & regrets it immediately.
PP cannot hold her alcohol(or meth). she gets wasted & beats up on her bff Kandy multiple times,making her blue eyes black.i know all this to be a fact,told by Kandy plus our mutual friends
i find it disgusting to see the fan letters she posts on her website.better to film what is really happening than what she wants the public to think
ran into PP recently & she is up to her old tricks with a brand new bff, "Muffy". hopefully Muff will take some karate classes to keep that psycho off her. of course,Muffy is a complete animal abusing @sshole (despite PP & Muffy posting "I heart PETA" type propaganda).i may be a lot of things,but a hypocrite is not one of them.
PP always has her nose in the air,bragging about her rich parents & multiple plastic surgeries.looks like this bish got a face lift(& not even 40 yet).she's starting to look like Joan Rivers
she is a scary sponge.sucking the life/energy from all those around her
Muffy had to leave a couple of days after they met & PP had a total breakdown,threatening suicide & all
she is quite sad & i hope instead of getting bigger,squarer tits(or larger plastic lips)she spends that money on a therapist ...
6/16/08
Why I am not in the "Charm School" promos
this is all very long & boring so i'll try to get to the point
i was called maybe on wednesday to be on the sunday shoot. i said "I really don't like to work for free"
they said "Just shut up & show up on time"
Dallas:"Well, what is the address?"
Random Crew Lady:"I don't know"
Dallas:"OK, then I will need a ride"
RCL:"I will call with more info later"
so i wait & wait. eventually picking out what i will need for the shoot & putting it by the door Saturday night.
i get a call at 8:30 am Sunday
Random Crew Lady 2:"WHERE ARE YOU?!!!!???!!!!"
Dallas:"I am at home. I never got a call time, address,or a ride like I asked for"
RCL 2:"I emailed all that info last night"
Dallas:"My computer does not work, plus I was told that I would be called with all that information"
RCL 2:"I will check that & call you later"
30 minutes pass
Random Crew Ladies 3 & 4 call & say that they "Called the wrong girl" & left a lot of apologies. i'm going to have to call bullsh!t on this one. days later i checked my email account to find 4 emails with my call time, etc. so obviously i WAS supposed to be there.
i love it when idiots try to cover their @ss after the fact. very, very funny. though i KNOW they all think "God, why does Dallas have to be such a b*tch?". meanwhile i did nothing wrong.
the producer makes MILLIONS & has his finger in every reality show on vh1. but when i asked to get paid minimum wage for a f*cking promo, I END UP BEING THE @SSHOLE. they had enough money to fly the girls back from their homes, yet not even $50 to cover my hair/wardrobe/time/effort/gas, etc.
anyways
Cult Tactics
eh
i am really shocked & amazed at what people can get away with. on the "Charm School" set, there were A LOT of laws being broken.
i never really noticed on "Rock of Love" due to the fact that the windows in the mansion were all hidden/covered up & i was sh*tfaced the entire time
on "Charm School" they actually let us see out the windows(an amazing priviledge). we would get to go to sleep at around 2 am, then be woken up at 6am. of course, we were not allowed any clocks/watches, etc. i know that we went to sleep at the dead of night, then were woken up before the sun was even fully up.
the lights were only off maybe 4 hours a day. i was always the first to try to sleep. that was always an invitation for the drunkest girl to climb in my bed to bother me. some nights i would wake up to find the camera guy balancing on the bunk bed ladder with the camera in my face. not. cool. at. all.
i would try to go to the restroom to find a camera guy (3 times my size) pushing the door open behind me trying to get a peek. it happened at least 7 times(with me asking him not to do that). on "Rcok of Love" they would allow us the dignity to use the bathroom without supervision(though every room has hidden cameras). of course i threw a sh*t fit at being harassed in the potty. i was immediately labeled an @sshole for that....
some days they would not allow us to eat for hours upon hours.one day i ate at 7am, by midnight we STILL HAD NOT EATEN. they allowed us to have alcohol (of course), but no snacks or food whatsoever. they lined us up to do the last scene & i lost it. i said that it was illegal for us not to have lunch or dinner. they tried to calm me by saying that they would order pizza as soon as we finished. Sharon Osbourne was on her way
we finished the scene(still not allowed to go to the kitchen) & 2 hours later the pizza arrived. by then i was so tired, i could only LOOK at it.i lost some weight while there. your body gets used to the abuse.
the lack of sleep was KILLING me though. it was the same tactics that Jim Jones used on my dad. it's hard to miss the irony of the situation. i write these blogs not to call anyone out. i KNOW it is a nonunion set & they don't HAVE to treat use humanely. it just sucks that a dog would have had better treatment than WE did.
also
i know for a fact that something is going on between the men in charge & some of the girls. i went to the Rainbow one night to find a producer with his date(one of the girls on "Charm School"). i know for a fact that she is his favorite, he's cast her in EVERY reality show that he does. she is not the only one sleeping to the top. she is my friend so i won't say any names but it is wrong. she is not the only one who can do a reality show, make an appearance, or get paid to show up at parties
Megan said that she was getting paid TWICE as much as the rest of us.i have not gotten down to the bottom of that, but i am sure it is true(though Megan is a liar, thief, & hid her dog poop when she left the mansion).
i am really starting to get tired of this.....
i am really shocked & amazed at what people can get away with. on the "Charm School" set, there were A LOT of laws being broken.
i never really noticed on "Rock of Love" due to the fact that the windows in the mansion were all hidden/covered up & i was sh*tfaced the entire time
on "Charm School" they actually let us see out the windows(an amazing priviledge). we would get to go to sleep at around 2 am, then be woken up at 6am. of course, we were not allowed any clocks/watches, etc. i know that we went to sleep at the dead of night, then were woken up before the sun was even fully up.
the lights were only off maybe 4 hours a day. i was always the first to try to sleep. that was always an invitation for the drunkest girl to climb in my bed to bother me. some nights i would wake up to find the camera guy balancing on the bunk bed ladder with the camera in my face. not. cool. at. all.
i would try to go to the restroom to find a camera guy (3 times my size) pushing the door open behind me trying to get a peek. it happened at least 7 times(with me asking him not to do that). on "Rcok of Love" they would allow us the dignity to use the bathroom without supervision(though every room has hidden cameras). of course i threw a sh*t fit at being harassed in the potty. i was immediately labeled an @sshole for that....
some days they would not allow us to eat for hours upon hours.one day i ate at 7am, by midnight we STILL HAD NOT EATEN. they allowed us to have alcohol (of course), but no snacks or food whatsoever. they lined us up to do the last scene & i lost it. i said that it was illegal for us not to have lunch or dinner. they tried to calm me by saying that they would order pizza as soon as we finished. Sharon Osbourne was on her way
we finished the scene(still not allowed to go to the kitchen) & 2 hours later the pizza arrived. by then i was so tired, i could only LOOK at it.i lost some weight while there. your body gets used to the abuse.
the lack of sleep was KILLING me though. it was the same tactics that Jim Jones used on my dad. it's hard to miss the irony of the situation. i write these blogs not to call anyone out. i KNOW it is a nonunion set & they don't HAVE to treat use humanely. it just sucks that a dog would have had better treatment than WE did.
also
i know for a fact that something is going on between the men in charge & some of the girls. i went to the Rainbow one night to find a producer with his date(one of the girls on "Charm School"). i know for a fact that she is his favorite, he's cast her in EVERY reality show that he does. she is not the only one sleeping to the top. she is my friend so i won't say any names but it is wrong. she is not the only one who can do a reality show, make an appearance, or get paid to show up at parties
Megan said that she was getting paid TWICE as much as the rest of us.i have not gotten down to the bottom of that, but i am sure it is true(though Megan is a liar, thief, & hid her dog poop when she left the mansion).
i am really starting to get tired of this.....
5/29/08
Ace Young
yes, we are still shooting "Charm School". no,i will not be leaking out any secrets just yet(but when i do, they will be good)
ran into Mr Ace Young yesterday. i never watch American Idol, though i knew he was a stone cold fox. he is even hotter in person (which is saying a lot).
i am covered in scars, bruises, & bug bites from filming. i don't know if it will be worth it though....
ran into Mr Ace Young yesterday. i never watch American Idol, though i knew he was a stone cold fox. he is even hotter in person (which is saying a lot).
i am covered in scars, bruises, & bug bites from filming. i don't know if it will be worth it though....
5/15/08
Charm School part 2
7:44 pm
i just get a call 2 minutes ago saying that i had to be on set tomorrow afternoon. of course this is the first i've heard about it. maybe 30 days of being away from everything, no phone calls, no email, no cell phone. everyone gets told in advance but me
meanwhile, i'm not going to the 2 parties that i was invited to. i was like "I'll just wait & go to the 3 parties on Saturday"
eh
i HATE it when people try to set me up for failure. of course no one knew why i was not told in advance plus i end up having to be that @sshole yelling(as usual).
my last night of freedom & i have to spend it packing, cursing VH1, & hopefully catching "Ugly Betty"(if it is even on tonight). that Eric Mabius is such a stone cold fox & maybe his tight little body can put me in a better mood.i was so hoping i could see the Hohan episodes(even though i despise Lindsay Lohan & others who dress like hookers).
thank the lord i did not go to my audition today or i REALLY would have been pissed.sorry for the rant but they(the man, those people) really are trying to set me up for failure.i am not paranoid at all, i just see things others cannot.
i will repeat this again: i don't give a sh*t about "Charm School"& there is no way that i will win "Charm School". & now that they've pissed me off(again) i am REALLY not going to try.
5/1/08
Charm School
i am in a contract dispute with vh1/51 Minds. the pay for "Charm School" is $100 a day & we are filmed for 24 hours every day which is less than minimum wage (yes, they even film us while we sleep). the pay for a lead in a non reality show starts at about $650 for around 8 hours.
our contracts state that i would have to not work for a year AFTER the show comes out (reality shows take about 6 months to air so it would be a total of 18 months of not working). now mind you, i'm not even asking for more money.i am asking for my freedom.the minimum i could make on the show would be $700 total or the maximum of $3,000. i decided to NOT sign the contract until that part was rewritten.
so if i am not on the show, that is the reason.not because i was a b*tch, making incredible demands, or not "good" enough but because vh1 wants to make money off of me but does not want ME to make money.of course, if ALL the girls would come together we could ALL change these contracts(& in turn, benefit all the future girls). but, alas everyone is more concerned about prolonging their 15 minutes...
i hatehatehate this & the fact that no one is concerned about the future.i am definitely fighting this battle alone.i'm not supposed to be saying any of this but i am at the end of my rope.i am not asking for anything crazy,it should NOT be such a pain in my @ss. $100 a day is a joke & being on contract for a year while NOT even getting paid is a joke.i did an interview for vh1 last week & got paid $500 for 2 hours. it's not like they DON'T have the money the pay us a fair wage & lord knows they are not going to give me my own show anytime soon, so why would i want to be chained to a company that doesn't give a sh*t about my well being?
even if i do sign the contract as is, i am still going to work.the contract says that if i do work, they will sue me for $1 million (plus sue me for even talking about the contract or what happens behind the scenes at the show). if they decide to sue me, i say go ahead & make it happen.i don't even have 1 million pennies...
UPDATE:
May 1
3:50 pm just got a call begging me to sign the contract. said that i could work as long as i "Asked permission first". i told them they could eat me & that as a grown woman i did not need their permission not to starve (like i did for "Rock of Love").i feel a little better knowing that they are willing to compromise but i am doing THEM a favor, not the other way around.i would rather be broke than sign that contract. all i get is lies from them(i'm not going to name any names but they know who i am talking about).i love it when people act like i am some kind of retard. this is NOT my first experience on camera (i had a reality show YEARS ago that i got paid 3 times as much without a sh*tty contract).i am 100 years old, i have been working in Hollywood for about a decade now.i am no novice, not off a turnip truck & i'll be Godd@mned before i let them take advantage of me again
4:03 got another call from LL saying that i should not worry about the contract & that i just could not be on any tv shows(instead of tv shows, music videos, & movies).LL said that as a game show they could not change just 1 contract. i said "Then why not just change them all?". complete silence. then LL talked about how LL got New York a part in that sh*tty movie "First Sunday" & how i might get the same help. i laughed like a hyena 'cause i TOTALLY believe that they would help me after ignoring my calls/messages for a year (yes, that is sarcasm). LL then said that i could sign the unchanged contract & do whatever work i wanted to as long as i did not tell LL. i will leave that up on my blog because i KNOW in a couple of months i will get a message from vh1 asking me why i did work without their permission
i guess the battle is over for now & i will be on the show.i don't WANT to do it, i HAVE to do it.
eh
4/30/08
Dallas & Lacey : bff
(ok, so the Lacey ban is STILL on. if you email me about Lacey you will be ignored)
eventually i will finish my last blog, but alas i is lazy....
i went to a shitty party & guess who was there? huh? ....Lacey & she came up to me & gave me a hug. she was all smiles & sunshine (i guess because she knew that there were no producers to stop me from kicking her @ss). we had a convo about the upcoming "Charm School". she said that she would not be there but i doubt it. we all know that she is an attention wh*re & i’m sure the producers handed her a lovely script to memorize...
eh
Reichen(sp?) from "Survivor" was there (he’s sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot! plus i got to talk to Hellga & Wolf from "American Gladiators". Of course, i had to rub on Wolf’s @ss. his body is quite nice plus he looks better in real life (so don’t judge me ;( ).
big shout out to Jessie (you stone cold fox) & Elliot Mr Gay 2008 (sorry but me too wasted to party even more). 2 parties on one Sunday afternoon is more than enough.
last week i ran into Elton John. le sigh. my life is SO bizarre
4/16/08
Yes, my poop smells like chocolate...
yes, i have no idea when i will change my default pic. i am not as invested in myspace as i once was. i would rather bore than shock at this moment. i WAS going to talk about my season of "Charm School" here, but i will save that for a little later...
i see that censored was calling censored "gross" in an interview.i could go on & on about what i know about censored ,but i will just say that that is NOT something you should say about someone who may know all of your deepest, darkest secrets
moving right along
i am NOT excited about "Charm School" at all.i find it funny when the backstage people are more jazzed than i am.will i win "Charm School"? of course not. do i even care? not so much
a couple of fans came up to me & i try to be gracious but i really have no patience left for humanity.i have had the worst 20 years imaginable & it just keeps multiplying.hate to be a bummer so i'll leave the rest for my diary
i am jazzed about a party later today, should be interesting plus i think it is for Kool Aid(how hot is that?)
there is a new reality show produced & paid for by a girl who is famous for doing nothing. i honestly SHOULD NOT be saying this but i just find it funny how her shows are never about dating. i guess it is because in order to even have a dating show, you have to be STD free.....
hmmmmmmmmmm
something to think about
i see that censored was calling censored "gross" in an interview.i could go on & on about what i know about censored ,but i will just say that that is NOT something you should say about someone who may know all of your deepest, darkest secrets
moving right along
i am NOT excited about "Charm School" at all.i find it funny when the backstage people are more jazzed than i am.will i win "Charm School"? of course not. do i even care? not so much
a couple of fans came up to me & i try to be gracious but i really have no patience left for humanity.i have had the worst 20 years imaginable & it just keeps multiplying.hate to be a bummer so i'll leave the rest for my diary
i am jazzed about a party later today, should be interesting plus i think it is for Kool Aid(how hot is that?)
there is a new reality show produced & paid for by a girl who is famous for doing nothing. i honestly SHOULD NOT be saying this but i just find it funny how her shows are never about dating. i guess it is because in order to even have a dating show, you have to be STD free.....
hmmmmmmmmmm
something to think about
3/30/08
Dallas & Lacey : bff
(ok, so the Lacey ban is STILL on. if you email me about Lacey you will be ignored)
eventually i will finish my last blog, but alas i is lazy....
i went to a shitty party & guess who was there? huh? ....Lacey & she came up to me & gave me a hug. she was all smiles & sunshine (i guess because she knew that there were no producers to stop me from kicking her @ss). we had a convo about the upcoming "Charm School". she said that she would not be there but i doubt it. we all know that she is an attention wh*re & i’m sure the producers handed her a lovely script to memorize...
eh
Reichen(sp?) from "Survivor" was there (he’s sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot! plus i got to talk to Hellga & Wolf from "American Gladiators". Of course, i had to rub on Wolf’s @ss. his body is quite nice plus he looks better in real life (so don’t judge me ;( ).
big shout out to Jessie (you stone cold fox) & Elliot Mr Gay 2008 (sorry but me too wasted to party even more). 2 parties on one Sunday afternoon is more than enough.
last week i ran into Elton John. le sigh. my life is SO bizarre
eventually i will finish my last blog, but alas i is lazy....
i went to a shitty party & guess who was there? huh? ....Lacey & she came up to me & gave me a hug. she was all smiles & sunshine (i guess because she knew that there were no producers to stop me from kicking her @ss). we had a convo about the upcoming "Charm School". she said that she would not be there but i doubt it. we all know that she is an attention wh*re & i’m sure the producers handed her a lovely script to memorize...
eh
Reichen(sp?) from "Survivor" was there (he’s sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot! plus i got to talk to Hellga & Wolf from "American Gladiators". Of course, i had to rub on Wolf’s @ss. his body is quite nice plus he looks better in real life (so don’t judge me ;( ).
big shout out to Jessie (you stone cold fox) & Elliot Mr Gay 2008 (sorry but me too wasted to party even more). 2 parties on one Sunday afternoon is more than enough.
last week i ran into Elton John. le sigh. my life is SO bizarre
10/25/07
"My girl wants to party all the time..."
ay dios mio
i went out to a stellar Hollywood mansion party & ended up running into Brandi C., Kristia, & Chris Crocker (of course, we all knew this would happen). the Bravery played ( the singer was mucho sweaty + sexie with an i.e.). ay papi, then he started talking about his girlfriend. eh......
the party was ok i guess & i met a new set of queer buddies. we'll all be meeting up at a party tomorrow night, so it should be fun. hopefully, it will be a million times better than tonight. i mean WHO ends a party at 11:20 pm????? what kind of sh*t is that?
ok, i'll save my rant for tomorrow. wish me luck!!!!!!!
thursday:
no such luck tonight. the party was super lame, though i managed to get an invite to the Marilyn Manson soiree. ahhhhhhhh, i smell trouble...
no, i don't hate Kristia, Brandi C, or Chris C. i just was not surprised to see them there. that's all. no hidden snark, sass, or anger. i'll save my first impressions of Chris Crocker for my diary. i've neglected my dear diary to give y'all this lovely blog.
(big shout out ta Cholly!!! tanks fo da memories)
Saturday:
went to the Marilyn Manson party. Cholly started acting lame & wanted to leave before we got a chance to speak to Mr Warner. eh. we went to a 24 hour porn shop & Cholly bought me an amazing plug in vibrator. it's quite powerful & i'm very scared. ay dios mio (pray for me). i got an invite to see Lacey's band later this week. i wonder if i should go & heckle or actually go see a real band & have fun instead. who knows. my life is pretty much meaningless at this point.
i miss M, i miss Mr R, i miss Mr J. i miss a lot of things. i only check my myspace to see if M has emailed me(yes, i still think about you). you are right, though. i do not dispute what you said. i am not perfect, i never claimed to be. i can only wish you the best in life because that is what you deserve. so there!
8/30/07
C*ck of Love?
ok, so i'll start by saying that i don't have cable. i will never have cable & the only reason why i have a tv is because a friend gave it to me
that being said, somewhere i am a famous tv "star". hardy har har. i will not be watching "Cock (excuse me, Rock) of Love" so please do not send me updates, recaps, etc. i do not care, i was there.....
i have seen the horrible pix of me plastered on vh1.com (yeah, i look bad, so what?). plus i enjoy the snarky comments about how fugly i am(thanks America). oh & by the way, i'm not ugly AND i have a perfect body. so sue me
everybody on the show gets tested for stds before they hit the set(so please stop it with the "wear 2 condoms, Bret" & "ha ha those skanks have aids" comments). though some of the girls may look like crackhead whores, they are all clean for now.
i guess i will leave updates here if i get bored. i get a lot of the same questions & i do not like to repeat myself.
your savior,
Dallas Monroe Harrison
7/18/07 i've been getting a lot of emails about the arguments. the only reason why i did not fight was because that's what they(the man, those people :) cast me for. y'know "the black girl who fights all the time". there is enough of that floating around & i don't want to add to anymore stereotypes. i'm black, i don't know how to dance, i only date rock stars, i hate watermelon, & i love heavy metal. enjoy!
7/23 oh & by the way, the whole killing animals bit was a joke (for all those too dim to understand that). yeah,i know watching tv may be hard at times.....eh. all the hate mail just makes me horny! (also a joke)......eh. of course i do not go around killing things plus i find it very sad that i would have to explain that. are Americans really that stupid? i guess so
ps: all the hate mail is from white people who never forget to include some sort of variation of the word "n*gger". so sad. America when will you learn?
7/24 ok, so i JUST found out about Brandi C being in porn. it really does not surprise me. good for her, i guess.....(check out dlisted for more info). peace out, b*tches!
8/1 i was not even going to comment about the 3rd episode but i see a lot of rumors & i'd hate to think that people are taking the lies seriously. i knew that i would get the crazy "Omarosa edit" but who knew it would be that bad? this is a little of what happened that last night in the house.
(an hour before the elimination) i went & had an amazing conversation with Bret. i revealed things about my family/life that i NEVER EVER wanted to be public. i opened up to him completely & he stared into the camera the entire time. his exact words were "Don't worry, I will share my family with you. You are in the house because I like you. I got rid of the other black girl because she was too pushy". now mind you NOBODY was talking about Raven, HE brought that ish up. hours earlier, he said to me "I like you because you make me feel good".
i left, then bumped into Bret talking to Big John debating if i should be sent packing. my response was to say "Excuse me" & immediately get sh*tfaced on alcohol.
at my elimination, i was giving the finger to Lacey, not to Bret (regardless of what was said later). i can honestly say that i do not hate anyone on the show. of course, i would've loved to have kicked a few *sses on my way out but, karma is a bigger b*tch than i could ever be.
oh, & by the way, i never recieved any sort of medical treatment for my fall off the bike(despite asking for it repeatedly). my back still hurt a month later.
8/6 i doubt if i will be commenting on any new episodes (why should i care about a show i'm not even on?). i know who "won" Rock of Love. i'm pretty sure their "relationship" was over as soon as Bret came that night (but that's besides the point). will Lacey get her own "I Love New York" style show? (I'll tell that story later)....
to answer the question, "Should you be writing this? Is this legal?" of course, i should not be writing down any of this. i should just sit still, wait patiently, & maybe they (the man, those people :-) will throw down a Charm School 2 crumb. i may be many things, but subtle is not one of them. you cannot sue someone for telling the truth. mine is half an hour, not 15 minutes. Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford once said, "Don't f*ck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo!"
8/10 here we go again! so i was bored tonight & decided to do a little r.o.l. google-fu. i find out that Brandi M aka Bebe is a pornstar. am i surprised? this time, yes. Bebe was a tad wild, but i always thought that she was smarter than that....eh. it makes sense, though. the casting directors went to a couple of strip clubs to recruit most of the girls (yours truly was "discovered" at a wrestling show). is porn immoral? i guess not. all adults SHOULD have sex & i'd rather a homely guy jack off to porn rather than try & rape some girl. i've hung out with a lot of famous pornstars & they're always soooooooo depressing. the amount of money + drugs + stupidity really boggles the mind. so many faux scandals. i can't wait to see what comes out of my closet (a sex change? fake leg? alien baby?)
8/24 i got the official call for the R.O.L. reunion show plus another (top secret) vh1 show. i don't know if i'll actually do it, though. my first concern is that they (the man, those people :-) are SOOOOOOO fake (i'm talking about the ones behind the scene, i won't even get started with the girls). they pretend like they're your friend, like they care, yet they couldn't give a sh*t about my actual welfare. i know, it's very Hollywood, but i don't need some *sshole to hug me & blow smoke up my *ss. my second concern is if i want to play a "character" or just be myself. i was definitely a form of Dallas on R.O.L., but i think it might be fun to just take a few liberties & write my own script (take whatever you want from that statement).
8/31 by the way, i LOVE the angry emails shouting at me because i never "thanked Bret for being in his house". 1 it's not his house, it is rented by the production company(duh!) 2 the only person i should be thanking is the casting director for picking me (which i've already done many times). that is all.....
i almost forgot this: please stop begging me to beat up Lacey at the reunion show. it is quite unneeded especially if you read this blog. i am not MLK or Malcolm X, i don't give a sh*t about politics, but i will NOT be made a fool of for the sake of entertainment. i will not eat watermelon & tap dance. if something happens then oh well. i don't have anything up my sleeve
9/3 i see that vh1 is already trolling for girls for "Rock of Love 2". i wonder who the "lucky" guy is? if it's Axl Rose i will totally throw a SH*T fit !!! fer sure.....
9/24 now i see some sh*t that i was "masturbating" to Bret on camera? like i said, i have NEVER seen the show & i can only imagine what kind of edit job i got. i never masturbated to Bret (on or off camera), so whatever that may have been was pure comedy
10/5
from dlisted:
that being said, somewhere i am a famous tv "star". hardy har har. i will not be watching "Cock (excuse me, Rock) of Love" so please do not send me updates, recaps, etc. i do not care, i was there.....
i have seen the horrible pix of me plastered on vh1.com (yeah, i look bad, so what?). plus i enjoy the snarky comments about how fugly i am(thanks America). oh & by the way, i'm not ugly AND i have a perfect body. so sue me
everybody on the show gets tested for stds before they hit the set(so please stop it with the "wear 2 condoms, Bret" & "ha ha those skanks have aids" comments). though some of the girls may look like crackhead whores, they are all clean for now.
i guess i will leave updates here if i get bored. i get a lot of the same questions & i do not like to repeat myself.
your savior,
Dallas Monroe Harrison
7/18/07 i've been getting a lot of emails about the arguments. the only reason why i did not fight was because that's what they(the man, those people :) cast me for. y'know "the black girl who fights all the time". there is enough of that floating around & i don't want to add to anymore stereotypes. i'm black, i don't know how to dance, i only date rock stars, i hate watermelon, & i love heavy metal. enjoy!
7/23 oh & by the way, the whole killing animals bit was a joke (for all those too dim to understand that). yeah,i know watching tv may be hard at times.....eh. all the hate mail just makes me horny! (also a joke)......eh. of course i do not go around killing things plus i find it very sad that i would have to explain that. are Americans really that stupid? i guess so
ps: all the hate mail is from white people who never forget to include some sort of variation of the word "n*gger". so sad. America when will you learn?
7/24 ok, so i JUST found out about Brandi C being in porn. it really does not surprise me. good for her, i guess.....(check out dlisted for more info). peace out, b*tches!
8/1 i was not even going to comment about the 3rd episode but i see a lot of rumors & i'd hate to think that people are taking the lies seriously. i knew that i would get the crazy "Omarosa edit" but who knew it would be that bad? this is a little of what happened that last night in the house.
(an hour before the elimination) i went & had an amazing conversation with Bret. i revealed things about my family/life that i NEVER EVER wanted to be public. i opened up to him completely & he stared into the camera the entire time. his exact words were "Don't worry, I will share my family with you. You are in the house because I like you. I got rid of the other black girl because she was too pushy". now mind you NOBODY was talking about Raven, HE brought that ish up. hours earlier, he said to me "I like you because you make me feel good".
i left, then bumped into Bret talking to Big John debating if i should be sent packing. my response was to say "Excuse me" & immediately get sh*tfaced on alcohol.
at my elimination, i was giving the finger to Lacey, not to Bret (regardless of what was said later). i can honestly say that i do not hate anyone on the show. of course, i would've loved to have kicked a few *sses on my way out but, karma is a bigger b*tch than i could ever be.
oh, & by the way, i never recieved any sort of medical treatment for my fall off the bike(despite asking for it repeatedly). my back still hurt a month later.
8/6 i doubt if i will be commenting on any new episodes (why should i care about a show i'm not even on?). i know who "won" Rock of Love. i'm pretty sure their "relationship" was over as soon as Bret came that night (but that's besides the point). will Lacey get her own "I Love New York" style show? (I'll tell that story later)....
to answer the question, "Should you be writing this? Is this legal?" of course, i should not be writing down any of this. i should just sit still, wait patiently, & maybe they (the man, those people :-) will throw down a Charm School 2 crumb. i may be many things, but subtle is not one of them. you cannot sue someone for telling the truth. mine is half an hour, not 15 minutes. Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford once said, "Don't f*ck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo!"
8/10 here we go again! so i was bored tonight & decided to do a little r.o.l. google-fu. i find out that Brandi M aka Bebe is a pornstar. am i surprised? this time, yes. Bebe was a tad wild, but i always thought that she was smarter than that....eh. it makes sense, though. the casting directors went to a couple of strip clubs to recruit most of the girls (yours truly was "discovered" at a wrestling show). is porn immoral? i guess not. all adults SHOULD have sex & i'd rather a homely guy jack off to porn rather than try & rape some girl. i've hung out with a lot of famous pornstars & they're always soooooooo depressing. the amount of money + drugs + stupidity really boggles the mind. so many faux scandals. i can't wait to see what comes out of my closet (a sex change? fake leg? alien baby?)
8/24 i got the official call for the R.O.L. reunion show plus another (top secret) vh1 show. i don't know if i'll actually do it, though. my first concern is that they (the man, those people :-) are SOOOOOOO fake (i'm talking about the ones behind the scene, i won't even get started with the girls). they pretend like they're your friend, like they care, yet they couldn't give a sh*t about my actual welfare. i know, it's very Hollywood, but i don't need some *sshole to hug me & blow smoke up my *ss. my second concern is if i want to play a "character" or just be myself. i was definitely a form of Dallas on R.O.L., but i think it might be fun to just take a few liberties & write my own script (take whatever you want from that statement).
8/31 by the way, i LOVE the angry emails shouting at me because i never "thanked Bret for being in his house". 1 it's not his house, it is rented by the production company(duh!) 2 the only person i should be thanking is the casting director for picking me (which i've already done many times). that is all.....
i almost forgot this: please stop begging me to beat up Lacey at the reunion show. it is quite unneeded especially if you read this blog. i am not MLK or Malcolm X, i don't give a sh*t about politics, but i will NOT be made a fool of for the sake of entertainment. i will not eat watermelon & tap dance. if something happens then oh well. i don't have anything up my sleeve
9/3 i see that vh1 is already trolling for girls for "Rock of Love 2". i wonder who the "lucky" guy is? if it's Axl Rose i will totally throw a SH*T fit !!! fer sure.....
9/24 now i see some sh*t that i was "masturbating" to Bret on camera? like i said, i have NEVER seen the show & i can only imagine what kind of edit job i got. i never masturbated to Bret (on or off camera), so whatever that may have been was pure comedy
10/5
from dlisted:
Did Anyone Really Think This Was Going To Last For More Than Five Minutes?
Guess what people? I have some shocking news for you. Bret Michaels and his "Crack Rock of Love" winner Jes are no longer together. Page Six reports that they never even got started. When Jes got back home to Chicago she called up Bret and told him that she's dating somebody else now, a local fashion designer. Fakery!
Oh well! Guess Brett and his bandana-wig-thing are alone for now. Vh1 has announced there will be a second season, but it's unclear whether or not Brett will be back.
wow. i wonder who predicted all of this 6 months ago......oh right, it was me
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