The Reunion Show

i have no idea when it will air. there are no spoilers, don't worry....

Last night, I went out with my buddy M & ran into Adrian Grenier(the 2nd time this week. He must be stalking me, lmfao). We had lots o' fun slumming, then i head home. i tried on the dress that i planned to wear (vintage, gorgeous color, & i altered it years ago to fit me). i zip the dress up & every (every!) seam rips & it falls apart & off of my body like g.d. porno flick. i end up sewing the dress back together, going to sleep around 3 a.m.
I woke up a bit late for the reunion show. i get there & try to stay awake (d*mn you M for being so cute & entertaining!!!!). i have a horrible hangover. production people are in my face, full of lies but i block it all out with my heart shaped glasses. i pass by Lacey in the hallway 3 times & she doesn't say a word. she has nothing to say if a camera is not around (how surprising?). girls who were on the show give me hugs. i have no idea what their names are or even who they are.
every time i bend, i hear my dress slowly ripping. i am 110 lbs & i feel like a pig, my dress totally rips apart again(on the 1 seam that i did not resew last night). eh.
we do the show & it's SOOOOOOO hard for me to stay awake. blahblahblah "who cares? where's the food at? who has my check?"
i now have a new found respect for Heather (we were never enemies, but i never felt more than pity for her while we shot the original show). of course, all that i predicted 6 months ago happened tonight(i won't get into it here, who gives a sh*t? i'm always right).
after the show, all the girls decide to ride the bull at the Saddleranch. i go home, too tired to fake smile for another 3 hours. if you find a cute pic of me on the reunion show, let me know where it is. the makeup lady totally hooked me up with some trannified eyeshadow(& you KNOW how your girl loves da shadow!).ok, when i start talking in faux ebonics, i guess that is time for me to sleep
hugs n kisses,
the D
ps: i love how all the girls are still as broke as ever. that's so Hollywood. we get paid minimum wage while vh1 make millions.....