last week i totally forgot what the url was to this blog when i wanted to post something.lol
i have been beyond busy fucking shit up & causing worldwide mayhem, plus it's easier to post on my tumblr
"Don’t stare at me, baby. You can see me in the movies" Rita Hayworth
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Showing posts with label me. Show all posts
2/13/13
10/10/12
tonight, tonight
spent tonight listening to the raveonettes play acoustically.pretty cool & sharon is so cute. made a fool of myself with sune & a friend embarrassed me in front of nic harcourt(which is pretty hard because i NEVER get embarrassed). :-(
i should be asleep now but i am so wired!
:-( :-( :-(
i must wake up really early.
anyhoo, so men are weird(though predictable). i was with a man who loves me but knows that i will never ever have sex with him.he gets sort of pissy & tries to cockblock when i am around men that i would actually date.very sad stuff & so middle school.he is damn near 40 & still playing games.i really need a boyfriend,my last relationship was with elvis & we all know that was 700 years ago. i am not desperate, no craigslist nsa ads being planned but celibacy is getting old.
i went to the party & i felt so out of place(i usually am but this time that i actually FELT it). was introduced to the girl from "argo"(notice how i cant be bothered with googling or remembering her name).she was cute but i was not impressed. she was humble(fake? "hollywood humble"? idk).i could not be that.just not in me.she was dressed like an "in living color" reject, i felt sorry for her like i do most hipsters.
still talking to world of wonder about the new reality show.just another pain in my ass.
doctors say that my cancer might be back(yay?)
i should be asleep now but i am so wired!
:-( :-( :-(
i must wake up really early.
anyhoo, so men are weird(though predictable). i was with a man who loves me but knows that i will never ever have sex with him.he gets sort of pissy & tries to cockblock when i am around men that i would actually date.very sad stuff & so middle school.he is damn near 40 & still playing games.i really need a boyfriend,my last relationship was with elvis & we all know that was 700 years ago. i am not desperate, no craigslist nsa ads being planned but celibacy is getting old.
i went to the party & i felt so out of place(i usually am but this time that i actually FELT it). was introduced to the girl from "argo"(notice how i cant be bothered with googling or remembering her name).she was cute but i was not impressed. she was humble(fake? "hollywood humble"? idk).i could not be that.just not in me.she was dressed like an "in living color" reject, i felt sorry for her like i do most hipsters.
still talking to world of wonder about the new reality show.just another pain in my ass.
doctors say that my cancer might be back(yay?)
10/2/12
world of wonder(or not)
in talks with world of wonder(y'know the people who make "rupaul's drag race" & the tammy faye movie) about doing a new reality tv show.not too excited, though. been talking for years & still no $$$$$. :-(
eh
plus they had phoebe price on "drag race" but not moi(i mean WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THAT?). anyways....
still debating if i want to include my old reality tv friends in this deal. these are "hollywood friends" not the real kind, so i don't know if i want to help.i go out of my way for people & get not even a "thank you" in return. really tired of assholes in my life. of course, i am not supposed to talk about any of this, very top secret & i will be sued for a million dollars blahblahblah. i say, if any lawyer can find my milly, it is all yours. for realz.
i have almost given up on an acting career.still hungry but not hungry enough to sell my body or my soul.
eh
plus they had phoebe price on "drag race" but not moi(i mean WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THAT?). anyways....
still debating if i want to include my old reality tv friends in this deal. these are "hollywood friends" not the real kind, so i don't know if i want to help.i go out of my way for people & get not even a "thank you" in return. really tired of assholes in my life. of course, i am not supposed to talk about any of this, very top secret & i will be sued for a million dollars blahblahblah. i say, if any lawyer can find my milly, it is all yours. for realz.
i have almost given up on an acting career.still hungry but not hungry enough to sell my body or my soul.
2/14/12
happy valentine's day!
i am celebrating valentine's day by going to get some xrays. my doctor says that my cancer might be back :-(
did a little audrey hepburn realness yesterday with a 1960s coat & black velvet pants. saw an ex but couldnt remember his name so i ignored him, then came back home to watch "charade".
so it stars miss hepburn & cary grant(yum yum), its full of action & lots of twists, spies, plus murder. the costumes were gorgeous & made by givenchy. i should have liked it but i hated that in some scenes cary had to be the bad guy. cary grant is too gorgeous & funny to be evil. ever. just pissed me off.lol
totally forgot that i had an invitation to drake's grammy party @ the playboy mansion.....eh
did a little audrey hepburn realness yesterday with a 1960s coat & black velvet pants. saw an ex but couldnt remember his name so i ignored him, then came back home to watch "charade".
so it stars miss hepburn & cary grant(yum yum), its full of action & lots of twists, spies, plus murder. the costumes were gorgeous & made by givenchy. i should have liked it but i hated that in some scenes cary had to be the bad guy. cary grant is too gorgeous & funny to be evil. ever. just pissed me off.lol
totally forgot that i had an invitation to drake's grammy party @ the playboy mansion.....eh
1/26/12
poll: land of oz
a millionaire has asked me to visit him in australia. i am flattered, of course, interested in him but idk about australia. seems so 3rd world :-(. i dont even go to the valley 'cause it reminds me of mexico.lol. what do you think?
1/1/12
white teeth
i met a rude gay guy, all up in my face, drunk & annoying,kept talking about my teeth.
gay guy:"how'd you get your teeth so white?"
dallas:"by sucking cock"
thinking back on it, i should've said "saying the word nigger keeps my teeth white" like paul mooney. another missed opportunity!
gay guy:"how'd you get your teeth so white?"
dallas:"by sucking cock"
thinking back on it, i should've said "saying the word nigger keeps my teeth white" like paul mooney. another missed opportunity!
11/29/11
new vintage
i will be adding new clothes to http://vintageclothesretro.com all this week. i am EXHAUSTED! ;-(
earthquake!!!
there was an earthquake a couple of minutes ago. very thankful i am still awake because that was pretty scary. i doubt if i will ever sleep tonight :-(
11/23/11
what i am thankful for
my thanksgiving day list
1 i have never heard amber rose speak
2 i live in los angeles
3 i am young & beyootyful
4 i still have most of my mind
5 i am strong
6 i have pumpkin pie in the fridge
7 some people love me(& more will later.lol)
1 i have never heard amber rose speak
2 i live in los angeles
3 i am young & beyootyful
4 i still have most of my mind
5 i am strong
6 i have pumpkin pie in the fridge
7 some people love me(& more will later.lol)
11/22/11
me glasses!!!
i am legally blind.i took my glasses off & sat on them.you'd think i would be more careful but, alas i am not. decided that i didnt want to be the doofus in taped glasses at the docs office so i bought some new priscription glasses online. if they turn out cool, i will blog later.....
11/10/11
son of a bitch!!!!!!
so for a while i was obsessed with getting a part in this major motion picture starring a certain someone i will call mr c(if i even said his first name you would know who i am talking about).i am perfect for the part, the only problem is that it calls for full nudity.i turned it down,i am not that kind of a girl. this part was/is a very sore spot.now today i notice that they will be filming something at the mansion next to my house.i look at the paper posted on the door & alas, it is the movie. MY movie, the movie I should be in.
eh
a big part of me(the old Dallas) would like to show up, dramatic cunt fashion in costume to the set tomorrow.he will be next door!!!!! tomorrow!!!
i dont know what to do.my head is spinning
eh
a big part of me(the old Dallas) would like to show up, dramatic cunt fashion in costume to the set tomorrow.he will be next door!!!!! tomorrow!!!
i dont know what to do.my head is spinning
11/8/11
my new reality show
negotiating with producers about my new tv show.it might be interesting. of course, the problem is money(when is it not?). they want to pay tens while they make millions off of me. i am not desperate & do not mind saying no(again). funny because fans keep asking me when will i return to the small screen. :-)
the answer:
when they pay me enough for the inconvenience
i don't mind doing reality shows, it's usually never fun, though.i don't enjoy being tricked or forced to do unpleasant things & i DEFINITELY dont like being undervalued.
if a company makes millions of dollars off of me, is it wrong for me to want $1,000? i think not. $1,000 is lunch money to the producers & directors of hollywood. $1,000 is a cheap pair of shoes to them but if i ask for it, i am a bitch, a cunt, a gold digging whore.so i will wait. & they keep asking me to do their shows for pennies.....
the answer:
when they pay me enough for the inconvenience
i don't mind doing reality shows, it's usually never fun, though.i don't enjoy being tricked or forced to do unpleasant things & i DEFINITELY dont like being undervalued.
if a company makes millions of dollars off of me, is it wrong for me to want $1,000? i think not. $1,000 is lunch money to the producers & directors of hollywood. $1,000 is a cheap pair of shoes to them but if i ask for it, i am a bitch, a cunt, a gold digging whore.so i will wait. & they keep asking me to do their shows for pennies.....
10/29/11
another asshole
so i get a message from a millionaire saying that he wants to meet.fine.he is on his way to dubai & africa.says that i should see dubai & africa.i say no thank you, i would not enjoy 3rd world countries,especially ones that disrespect women
rich asshole:why not?you'd love it there.the people are so nice & the women only wear a scarf around their hair,not a veil
dallas: it is ok to cut a womans clit off. not a place that i would want to be.
r.a.:lets not talk about that
dallas: you dont want to talk about it but you want me to go there? interesting
r.a.:you know nothing
dallas:i know what i have read. i know actual people from the middle east & africa that i have met
r.a.: all you know is texas, you have not seen the world
dallas:i have met people from all around the world.my passport is used all the time, you have no idea where i have been.i would never go to a place where they kill homosexuals for being gay
r.a.:dont say another word.i dont want to meet you anymore
now THIS is what i have to deal with(& people wonder why i am always annoyed)
i admit that i do not know everything. but i DO know that killing queers is wrong & slicing your clitoris off with a sharp rock will solve no problems
rich asshole:why not?you'd love it there.the people are so nice & the women only wear a scarf around their hair,not a veil
dallas: it is ok to cut a womans clit off. not a place that i would want to be.
r.a.:lets not talk about that
dallas: you dont want to talk about it but you want me to go there? interesting
r.a.:you know nothing
dallas:i know what i have read. i know actual people from the middle east & africa that i have met
r.a.: all you know is texas, you have not seen the world
dallas:i have met people from all around the world.my passport is used all the time, you have no idea where i have been.i would never go to a place where they kill homosexuals for being gay
r.a.:dont say another word.i dont want to meet you anymore
now THIS is what i have to deal with(& people wonder why i am always annoyed)
i admit that i do not know everything. but i DO know that killing queers is wrong & slicing your clitoris off with a sharp rock will solve no problems
10/7/11
12/8/10
XXmas list time!!!!
1 Angelina Jolie
2 over the knee socks
3 ability to fly
4 James Franco in a slanket
5 Lady Gaga to put on some pants(plus Lindsay Hohan + Miley Cyrus)
6 the recession in America to end
7 red velvet coat
8 red velvet cake
9 to wish President Obama a happy new year!!!
10 for all "h8terz" to get a life
11 cookies with m+ms in them
12 pink poodle
13 women to stop wearing leggings as pants. or tights. or pantyhose. NONE ARE PANTS!
14 Tom Hardy
15 snuggle & shop with Johnny Weir
2 over the knee socks
3 ability to fly
4 James Franco in a slanket
5 Lady Gaga to put on some pants(plus Lindsay Hohan + Miley Cyrus)
6 the recession in America to end
7 red velvet coat
8 red velvet cake
9 to wish President Obama a happy new year!!!
10 for all "h8terz" to get a life
11 cookies with m+ms in them
12 pink poodle
13 women to stop wearing leggings as pants. or tights. or pantyhose. NONE ARE PANTS!
14 Tom Hardy
15 snuggle & shop with Johnny Weir
11/11/10
10/18/10
eh
source:californiawatch
Last week, an adult-film performer tested positive for HIV at a clinic based in the San Fernando Valley, the nation’s largest pornography hub. The news set off a frenzy of media reports and renewed attention on one of California’s biggest industries.
The Los Angeles Times, which broke the story, reported that the clinic is in the process of quarantining and testing the partners of the performer.
The Adult Industry Medical Healthcare Foundation said it would report the details of the case to the Los Angeles County Department of Public Health. California law requires that health care providers report communicable disease incidents to public health departments within seven days.
Founder Sharon Mitchell claims she opened the clinic in 1998 after discovering that a male porn star had recklessly infected six actresses with HIV. Since then, performers have been required to get monthly HIV and some STD tests. The clinic keeps a database for producers listing what performers are clean.
But when an adult-film performer becomes infected, it’s a reminder that HIV testing alone is not an effective way to keep the virus out of the porn industry, and according to state officials, employers are breaking workplace safety laws every time a performer goes without a condom.
The use of condoms while on the job is mandated by state law – but indirectly. The California Division of Occupational Safety and Health Administration requires “protective equipment” to protect workers from blood-borne pathogens but does not specifically mandate condom use in the adult-film industry.
That could change when state officials converge in Oakland on Oct. 25 to discuss an amendment to the California law.
ok,so i know the ones who were responsible for the AIDS outbreak a couple of years ago. you'd think that i would have more to say on this subject but i really don't. my only question is "Why doesn't this happen more often?" if i were in porn,i would use condoms.it only makes sense. it's all pretty Darwin & if some asshole thinks that sex is worth AIDS, then i say whatevs. do whatever the fuck you want, just dont touch me afterwards. i hope you perverts are happy knowing that so many are giving their lives so that you can jack off Saturday nights.
good day
i said sir, GOOD DAY!
Last week, an adult-film performer tested positive for HIV at a clinic based in the San Fernando Valley, the nation’s largest pornography hub. The news set off a frenzy of media reports and renewed attention on one of California’s biggest industries.
The Los Angeles Times, which broke the story, reported that the clinic is in the process of quarantining and testing the partners of the performer.
The Adult Industry Medical Healthcare Foundation said it would report the details of the case to the Los Angeles County Department of Public Health. California law requires that health care providers report communicable disease incidents to public health departments within seven days.
Founder Sharon Mitchell claims she opened the clinic in 1998 after discovering that a male porn star had recklessly infected six actresses with HIV. Since then, performers have been required to get monthly HIV and some STD tests. The clinic keeps a database for producers listing what performers are clean.
But when an adult-film performer becomes infected, it’s a reminder that HIV testing alone is not an effective way to keep the virus out of the porn industry, and according to state officials, employers are breaking workplace safety laws every time a performer goes without a condom.
The use of condoms while on the job is mandated by state law – but indirectly. The California Division of Occupational Safety and Health Administration requires “protective equipment” to protect workers from blood-borne pathogens but does not specifically mandate condom use in the adult-film industry.
That could change when state officials converge in Oakland on Oct. 25 to discuss an amendment to the California law.
ok,so i know the ones who were responsible for the AIDS outbreak a couple of years ago. you'd think that i would have more to say on this subject but i really don't. my only question is "Why doesn't this happen more often?" if i were in porn,i would use condoms.it only makes sense. it's all pretty Darwin & if some asshole thinks that sex is worth AIDS, then i say whatevs. do whatever the fuck you want, just dont touch me afterwards. i hope you perverts are happy knowing that so many are giving their lives so that you can jack off Saturday nights.
good day
i said sir, GOOD DAY!
21st Century Girl
had a lovely time at the 20th century fox studio lot. i love being on set,in the mix.will be shooting a pilot for a new show.very excited!
10/17/10
personality test
i took a personality test,here are some of the results
i am:
less compassionate(not)
modern
mainstream(not)
sexually impure(uuhhhhhh, ok)
aggressive
cocky
greedy
progressive
independent
scientific
competitive
i am:
less compassionate(not)
modern
mainstream(not)
sexually impure(uuhhhhhh, ok)
aggressive
cocky
greedy
progressive
independent
scientific
competitive
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