the lapd are useless

so i just called the cops for a 2nd time today.a crime has been going on for hours now.i talk to the officer & he's all "well we can't send anyone until we catch christopher dorner". excuse me? so i guess all the other criminals in la get a free pass until then,huh? retarded

aha!

something really amazing has just happened to me.unfortunately i cannot say more.let's just say that all my dreams will be coming true sometime soon. this month/year has been soooooooooooooooo bad(not the worst, but still pretty terrible).i always kept the faith.i always believed. & then it happened. fucking unbelievable.

why did it happen?
because i am pretty?no
because i am "famous"?no

it is because i am smart enough to never give up
it happened because i never let other people determine my worth(or even future worth)


it is very late & i have to pretend to sleep now(in dallas speak that means watch netflix for another 2 hours). tomorrow i will be going to the mad decent block party & be surrounded by hipsters & white girls dressed as pocohontas(yuck).

dallas galliano

met john galliano yesterday.le sigh.too bad he is one of teh gheys. once i have some more "leisure" time, i will be posting outfits on lookbook.until then, enjoy my pinterest

is fred willard the next peewee herman?

so 72 year old fred willard got arrested in la for jacking off at a porno theater. now i realize that it is illegal to masturbate in public but who was he hurting?the other men jacking off in said theater? the children who might come into the porno theater? it really makes no sense.& if porn theatres are so bad/dangerous, then WHY ARE THEY LEGAL?

i think he is a great talent, very funny man but i don't find this situation funny at all. it's good gossip(don't get me wrong) but why weren't the police out there fighting real crimes.in their minds fred was public enemy #1 but out in the real world, a woman was being raped(which happens every 2 minutes) or a child being abused(which happens every  10 seconds).but yeah, totally glad that lapd had so much time on their hands that they could check out some new pornography.i will definitely sleep better tonight knowing that....

really cool new music video paying homage to the greatest rockstars of all time.i think it won most costume changes in an unedited mv (guinness world records?). anyhoo, super cool & worth 3 minutes of your life

diy: if i weren't so lazy

let's make moss graffiti!!!

hollywood gossip:blind item revealed

source:crazydaysandnights

What do you do if you are an A+ list actor with a very innocent public image and your son is accused of raping not one, but two women, well you cover them up and protect your name and fortune as much as possible. Our actor is A+ list and has been for some time. A few years ago, his son (might have more than one or might not) was at a party and got drunk. His son always though a lot of himself because he is the offspring of someone famous and is not unfamous himself. Is unfamous a word? Anyway, the son was drinking with this woman and pressing her to go home with him and she did. At some point during the evening she says that she said no. The son pressed on anyway and when he was finished said she needed to leave because he had some friends coming over. Well, instead of going to the police, the woman called her dad who called the son and threatened him which caused the son to call our actor who made a large financial payment to the family.

Fast forward a year and the son is at another party and is drinking again and this time he and a buddy get a girl drunk and take her back to the actor's house because they were trying to impress her. She passes out and finds both men having sex with her and she screams. The screams alert the security people who alert our actor and once again the actor has to come to the rescue of his son. Not only did he have to pay money this time, but he also got the woman roles in two of his movies.

These are the only two times that people discuss, but apparently there are a few more that stretch all the way back to middle school for the son.

this makes my heart hurt. sounds like tom hanks & his hottie son chet "haze". eh. just this morning i was thinking about how hot it would be to have a colin/chet sandwich......  :-(

the ho from that 70s show

cant remember what the blind item was but it had something to do with a sitcom & one actress being fired because of drugs. long story short, the answer was lisa robin kelly. seems like she cant stay out of trouble. click here for the latest fuckery

will be posting some stuff about my week at the playboy mansion later

blind item iron man:rdj

so robert downey jr posts as Himmmm on gossip blogs? interesting stuff. says that he does not crossdress but DOES look good in a dress & heels?

i am trying to process this

i actually do not doubt that this MIGHT be rdj(mind you,i say might). he does have plenty of time on his hands plus a computer. hollywood is weirder than you think. if all this is true, i say "good for you, keep up the good work. your stories are amazing".

& btw, "chaplin" & "less than zero" are 2 of my favorite movies of all time





one of himmmm's stories:

(Keep in mind I didn't witness this, it was just told to me from a participant as it happened).

There was supposedly a little friction (or lack of) between the two main actors. So to lighten the mood during that sex scene, Seth thought he'd do something totally unexpected. He sneaks a stunt prop into the bed - which is some apparatus/turkey baster tool filled with a harmless white substance.

So it's time to shoot the scene. They're trying to act all drunk and sexy, and each time - Seth asks for a break (claiming he's too excited).

So each time, he apologizes for his obvious physical excitement, and Katie's trying to be a good sport but thinking this will NEVER END and a little freaked out because it is awkward.

So...on the next take, they're grinding. Getting faster, and Seth is really getting into it. He's on top of her, and her reaches for his hidden tool. He was going to act all excited and fake his orgasm on her...chest.

Well, he can't get the toy positioned properly, and he squeezes it wrong and...

...SPLOSH! A HUGE jet spray of white creamy "something" erupts from somewhere - but EXPLODES upwards into Seth's face accidentally, covering him in his own...fake goo.

Katie SCREAMS, and starts laughing so hard she can't breathe. Covering her face to protect herself. Seth freezes, looking like a glazed donut. She cannot stop laughing, thinking he really prematurely ejaculated in his own face.

Seth, deadpan, turns to the camera and calmly says: "I think that's a wrap for today". (Crawls off her and sulks away sheepishly to clean up).

I still have not seen the movie, so I'm not sure if it's in the DVD extras or not. It's AMAZING how many times that preemie volcano has happened for real. Not to EVERYONE mind you, just uh, so I've heard about others.

whitney houston is dead

so shocking yet you KNOW it was because of drugs.i saw her a couple of days ago & she was completely out of it. her new movie "sparkle" would have led to a comeback. she wasted so many years on drugs, ruining her talent & natural good looks. i feel sorry for her child.

roseanne for president

roseanne barr is going to run for president under the green party. i say "good for her!". i would vote for her too(if obama wasnt running). i think she is smart enough, with enough personality to handle it. she's a little nutty, but arent we all? plus roseanne seems like she would tell the truth & actually do what she promises....

christina aguilera's messy period

now i wont post any of the pix from etta james' funeral with some mystery fluid leaking down xtina's legs. pretty gross & i definitely dry heaved when i saw it.
#1 reminds me a bit of when britney spears had her meltdown & shaved her head
#2 i dont think it was menstrual blood(or self tanner) running down her legs

i hate to admit it, but i dont think she is fucked up enough to go outside without underwear to a funeral. my theory is she was having a miscarriage. whatever the case, hopefully xtina will get it together & lose the weight or buy clothes that fit. she is beautiful & talented, the whole situation just makes me sorry for her

shake,rattle, & rock

"shake,rattle, & rock" is set in the 1950s, a low budget "hairspray" ripoff with howie mandel as corny collins(barf). renee zellweger is almost unrecognizable due to having her original face.

john doe was a greaser(was he in every fifties set movie?),ruth brown(motormouth maybelle) is in it as well,riki rachtman plays eddie cochran.

this movie is such a mess, totally bad but not in a john waters so bad it's good kind of way.i expect someone to walk by in hammer pants or a beeper at any moment.in one scene, you can even see a 1990s bus. :-(

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butterface 8

i hear lindsay lohan will be playing elizabeth taylor in a lifetime movie

sit & think about that

the most beautiful woman in the world being played by a crackhead


i smell fail already. hohan doesnt even look like liz, that's #1, #2 the movie isnt called "crack on a hot tin roof", so no need for lindsay to even show up.i am so disappointed in hollywood casting directors. are you sure this is the best you can do? i am sure there are a couple of brunette blue eyed unknowns with talent out there who can fill this role. i'd even recommend old ass sherilyn finn to play liz again than to cast hohan....

my month of movies part 9

"cecil b. demented"-i remember being disappointed the first time i saw it. this time it was much better.i still hate ethan hawke,though

"natural born killers"-loved it.perfection.mickey & mallory forever!!!

"can't stop the music"- the BEST disco musical starring the village people , steve guttenberg, & a shitload of naked dudes.way underappreciated masterpiece

"wild in the streets"-hard to imagine youth today starting a riot because they want to vote.

"albert fish"-true story,i was going to name my 1st child grace budd

beyonce, her pillow baby, & the south american surrogate

here is a little something to stuff your stocking with

i hear that a certain someone is taking medication that will make her gain weight(it is easy to lose it by stopping the meds). she is getting ready for the birth of "her" baby. the surrogate is due pretty soon. i wonder if they even used the jay-z sperm.

you will know all of these "beyonce fake pregnancy" rumors are true if her baby is not butt ugly. jay z genes are strong & we all know what beyonce looks like without her makeup,breast implants, & nose job. this should get very interesting very soon.

cult of $cientology

reading a website about the many church of scientology deaths & it's all so sad. then it got me thinking, "what about all the deaths caused by islam & christianity?". not that they are any better....

i am an atheist, i do not support ANY of this nonsense. i just find it amazing that people are still so stupid. it's about to be 2012 & we are basically still praying to rocks n shit. very depressing

click here if you want more info  http://www.xenu-directory.net/mirrors/www.whyaretheydead.net/index.html

it's so darwinism in action.last week everybody was in arms about the tranny who was injecting cement into asses. i can't call those people victims. yeah,you paid some random tranny $300 to inject cement in your cheeks & have the nerve to be angry? 200 years ago, people that dumb would not have lived past 10. of course, no offense to trannies or those who want plastic surgery. i'm just saying i would never join a cult or have plastic surgery in a hotel room by a tranny. i'm just old fashioned like that.

gay pedophile female rapper?

source:panache report
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A few years ago a "female" rapper (who's a one hit wonder) befriended a pre-teen girl after a concert in Chicago. The young girl was so impressed when she wrote to the rapper, and she wrote back. Over time they developed a friendship of sorts.

During this time the young girl was struggling with her sexuality.

One day the young girls mother came home to find her missing. She called the police. She tried to figure out where her daughter was. She decided to look in her daughter's diary, and figured out she was with the rapper.

The young girl finally answered her cell phone, and informed her parents that "She was not coming home." Her Godmother insisted on talking to the rapper, and told her in so many words that better put her on the next bus or criminal charges would be filed.

Alleged letters sent by the rapper to the girl are rumored to be disturbing and sexual to say the least. The girl won't reveal whether she had an inappropriate sexual relationship with the rapper therefore making it harder to press charges and thus far, the letters haven't been offered up as evidence.

Keep in mind, this is not a "famous" female rapper but she is very well known for one hit record.

We have also been informed that compromising photos of the rapper and the girl "may" exist.

We know the identity of the rapper, once everything is verified, it's a possibility the data (including a photo of the rapper and diary passages) surrounding this case will appear on our sky villa website. We will not feature a photo of the minor since she's underage.

We'll keep you posted!
now this was written years ago but the first name that popped in my head was queen latifah. though now i'm thinking da brat seems more the type to hang around kids

me glasses!!!

i am legally blind.i took my glasses off & sat on them.you'd think i would be more careful but, alas i am not. decided that i didnt want to be the doofus in taped glasses at the docs office so i bought some new priscription glasses online. if they turn out cool, i will blog later.....