that being said, somewhere i am a famous tv "star". hardy har har. i will not be watching "Cock (excuse me, Rock) of Love" so please do not send me updates, recaps, etc. i do not care, i was there.....
i have seen the horrible pix of me plastered on vh1.com (yeah, i look bad, so what?). plus i enjoy the snarky comments about how fugly i am(thanks America). oh & by the way, i'm not ugly AND i have a perfect body. so sue me
everybody on the show gets tested for stds before they hit the set(so please stop it with the "wear 2 condoms, Bret" & "ha ha those skanks have aids" comments). though some of the girls may look like crackhead whores, they are all clean for now.
i guess i will leave updates here if i get bored. i get a lot of the same questions & i do not like to repeat myself.
your savior,
Dallas Monroe Harrison
7/18/07 i've been getting a lot of emails about the arguments. the only reason why i did not fight was because that's what they(the man, those people :) cast me for. y'know "the black girl who fights all the time". there is enough of that floating around & i don't want to add to anymore stereotypes. i'm black, i don't know how to dance, i only date rock stars, i hate watermelon, & i love heavy metal. enjoy!
7/23 oh & by the way, the whole killing animals bit was a joke (for all those too dim to understand that). yeah,i know watching tv may be hard at times.....eh. all the hate mail just makes me horny! (also a joke)......eh. of course i do not go around killing things plus i find it very sad that i would have to explain that. are Americans really that stupid? i guess so
ps: all the hate mail is from white people who never forget to include some sort of variation of the word "n*gger". so sad. America when will you learn?
7/24 ok, so i JUST found out about Brandi C being in porn. it really does not surprise me. good for her, i guess.....(check out dlisted for more info). peace out, b*tches!
8/1 i was not even going to comment about the 3rd episode but i see a lot of rumors & i'd hate to think that people are taking the lies seriously. i knew that i would get the crazy "Omarosa edit" but who knew it would be that bad? this is a little of what happened that last night in the house.
(an hour before the elimination) i went & had an amazing conversation with Bret. i revealed things about my family/life that i NEVER EVER wanted to be public. i opened up to him completely & he stared into the camera the entire time. his exact words were "Don't worry, I will share my family with you. You are in the house because I like you. I got rid of the other black girl because she was too pushy". now mind you NOBODY was talking about Raven, HE brought that ish up. hours earlier, he said to me "I like you because you make me feel good".
i left, then bumped into Bret talking to Big John debating if i should be sent packing. my response was to say "Excuse me" & immediately get sh*tfaced on alcohol.
at my elimination, i was giving the finger to Lacey, not to Bret (regardless of what was said later). i can honestly say that i do not hate anyone on the show. of course, i would've loved to have kicked a few *sses on my way out but, karma is a bigger b*tch than i could ever be.
oh, & by the way, i never recieved any sort of medical treatment for my fall off the bike(despite asking for it repeatedly). my back still hurt a month later.
8/6 i doubt if i will be commenting on any new episodes (why should i care about a show i'm not even on?). i know who "won" Rock of Love. i'm pretty sure their "relationship" was over as soon as Bret came that night (but that's besides the point). will Lacey get her own "I Love New York" style show? (I'll tell that story later)....
to answer the question, "Should you be writing this? Is this legal?" of course, i should not be writing down any of this. i should just sit still, wait patiently, & maybe they (the man, those people :-) will throw down a Charm School 2 crumb. i may be many things, but subtle is not one of them. you cannot sue someone for telling the truth. mine is half an hour, not 15 minutes. Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford once said, "Don't f*ck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo!"
8/10 here we go again! so i was bored tonight & decided to do a little r.o.l. google-fu. i find out that Brandi M aka Bebe is a pornstar. am i surprised? this time, yes. Bebe was a tad wild, but i always thought that she was smarter than that....eh. it makes sense, though. the casting directors went to a couple of strip clubs to recruit most of the girls (yours truly was "discovered" at a wrestling show). is porn immoral? i guess not. all adults SHOULD have sex & i'd rather a homely guy jack off to porn rather than try & rape some girl. i've hung out with a lot of famous pornstars & they're always soooooooo depressing. the amount of money + drugs + stupidity really boggles the mind. so many faux scandals. i can't wait to see what comes out of my closet (a sex change? fake leg? alien baby?)
8/24 i got the official call for the R.O.L. reunion show plus another (top secret) vh1 show. i don't know if i'll actually do it, though. my first concern is that they (the man, those people :-) are SOOOOOOO fake (i'm talking about the ones behind the scene, i won't even get started with the girls). they pretend like they're your friend, like they care, yet they couldn't give a sh*t about my actual welfare. i know, it's very Hollywood, but i don't need some *sshole to hug me & blow smoke up my *ss. my second concern is if i want to play a "character" or just be myself. i was definitely a form of Dallas on R.O.L., but i think it might be fun to just take a few liberties & write my own script (take whatever you want from that statement).
8/31 by the way, i LOVE the angry emails shouting at me because i never "thanked Bret for being in his house". 1 it's not his house, it is rented by the production company(duh!) 2 the only person i should be thanking is the casting director for picking me (which i've already done many times). that is all.....
i almost forgot this: please stop begging me to beat up Lacey at the reunion show. it is quite unneeded especially if you read this blog. i am not MLK or Malcolm X, i don't give a sh*t about politics, but i will NOT be made a fool of for the sake of entertainment. i will not eat watermelon & tap dance. if something happens then oh well. i don't have anything up my sleeve
9/3 i see that vh1 is already trolling for girls for "Rock of Love 2". i wonder who the "lucky" guy is? if it's Axl Rose i will totally throw a SH*T fit !!! fer sure.....
9/24 now i see some sh*t that i was "masturbating" to Bret on camera? like i said, i have NEVER seen the show & i can only imagine what kind of edit job i got. i never masturbated to Bret (on or off camera), so whatever that may have been was pure comedy
10/5
from dlisted:
Did Anyone Really Think This Was Going To Last For More Than Five Minutes?
Guess what people? I have some shocking news for you. Bret Michaels and his "Crack Rock of Love" winner Jes are no longer together. Page Six reports that they never even got started. When Jes got back home to Chicago she called up Bret and told him that she's dating somebody else now, a local fashion designer. Fakery!
Oh well! Guess Brett and his bandana-wig-thing are alone for now. Vh1 has announced there will be a second season, but it's unclear whether or not Brett will be back.
wow. i wonder who predicted all of this 6 months ago......oh right, it was me
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