aldous snow

from the moment i saw him, it was instant attraction. he was not the most handsome man i'd ever met, but he was incredibly sexy. i could not put my finger on it. he was an asshole, a horrible person, inconsiderate, rude, annoying yet i kept coming back.

now i realize that it was because he looked just like my crush, david lochary.funny how life is.it really had nothing to do with aldous as a person & more to do with the fact that i wanted to fuck david.lol. so i guess he really has nothing to feel special about. of course, i never debased myself with aldous(praise be to allah). i wouldve loved to close my eyes & dream of mr lochary.oh well.

fuck your protests

so i was eating at chik-fil-a when i remembered that gay people were boycotting the place. pretty interesting when you think about it. lots of companies donate money to horrible causes, though. if you boycotted every one, you wouldnt have any where to spend your money.

i hate that gays are trying to be the new negro. yes, we should all have equal rights but where were the gays in the 1960s? oh, right. hiding in the closet. what took you so long, huh? decided you wanted to be equal when gay marriage became a trend?

funny, yet why arent teh gheys boycotting companies who have racist ads? because there are no gay minorities?

lol.i have no idea where i am going with all of this. just saying that aunt jemima makes the best pancake syrup even though a slave mammy is STILL on the box & uncle ben can get it all night.

ps: before anybody gets their panties in a bunch, i did vote for gay marriage, even though i don't crave vagina.

SO THERE! lol

just something to think about.enjoy the pretty pictures

jessica simpson & her gay dad

i wasn't even going to comment on this but it keeps coming up.joe simpson & his wife are divorcing & the tabloids are saying it's cause he loves the peen.here's the deal: i met jessica & nick lachey years ago when they were married. not so long ago, i heard a rumor saying the other reason why they divorced(#1 being that she cheated) was because her dad kept on trying to fuck him.

let that sink in

i dont believe he's gay.

bisexual, maybe(i mean he DID sleep with the mom twice) plus i believe that he molested jessica but thats another story for another day.

coming to the point now,lol.maybe he is bi(i would believe that more than he was fully gay)& him making a pass at lachey isnt SO far fetched.

i wasnt there.i never asked. so that is that.believe what you want.

the end

dallas galliano

met john galliano yesterday.le sigh.too bad he is one of teh gheys. once i have some more "leisure" time, i will be posting outfits on lookbook.until then, enjoy my pinterest

blind?

i'm not going to post any names but this should be easy for any gossip lover to figure out.one young man(we'll call him lee) is having some problems now.i met him years ago,worked on his music video.he was supposed to be the next big thing but while that was happening someone in charge was raping him & his friends. lee was quite sensitive & that led to a downward spiral. cut to many years later & lee is pretty much broke.he starts to tell of the abuse, people laugh.he says he is writing a book, the publisher says they don't even know him.he slits his wrists & claim it was just an accident. it's all pretty amusing to the gossip websites.i find it sad sad sad.no one is trying to help lee. he may have lost his mind but at one time he was telling the truth(while people laughed in his face).

i hope that while in the hospital he found an answer.

anderson cooper is gay

shocker!!!! next thing you know, someone will be trying to tell me the sky is blue or water is wet.....

suri "cruise"?

bwaahaa haaa. this is about to get real interesting. so katie holmes is going to file for sole custody of suri & tom is not going to say a word. weird, huh? he will sue you if you even think he is gay but he will just allow his only child to be raised by someone else......hmmmmm?

why is that, you may ask.

well it's because suri did not come from him.i could go on & on as to who the real father could be but i wont.in the grand scheme of things it means nothing & just like judy lewis it will all come into the open as soon as somebody dies.

tom cruise & katie getting a divorce

wow!i am sooo shocked {sarcasm}. i wonder when the next part happen?

"Let's have a kiki" Scissor Sisters

i'm just mad that i have seen every movie in this music video!possibly the gayest thing you will ever see

graffiti bridge

i have never seen "graffiti bridge". what was i doing in 1990? who knows, probably playing with my barbies & watching "teenage mutant ninja turtles"(or something).

it stars:
prince

tevin campbell

& my favorite, morris day

ingrid chavez is the female lead(why i will never know).madonna turned down that role because she said it was a horrible script, which is saying a lot. very disappointed in "under the cherry moon" but i hope gb will be much better. 2 minutes in & already enjoying the awful 1990s vintage clothes. time for my beauty rest, will watch the rest of the movie tomorrow night.

20:44 it's distracting that ingrid chavez looks like a drowned rat. is that really the best they could do? i KNOW vanity & appolonia were available at the time. ick. prince's clothes & faux rap posturing are making me sad. prince/"purple rain" was great for the rock influences. this is just trying to be what it is not. prince could never be a gangster or even hard core(do gangsters wear rollers?). his adam ant makeup also distresses me, though i love it when adam is the naughty highwayman. "graffiti bridge" is just trying too hard. :-(

10:10:28 ingrid has all the personality of wet cardboard

10:10:30 i feel so embarrassed for prince. is "the kid" supposed to be autistic?lol. the music is SOOOOOO bad, he was in the beginning of his religious phase. funny how in "purple rain" & here he keeps talking about how people hate his music. he kept saying it until it was finally true.

hair

1970s vintage clothes @ gossip rag

watching the movie "hair" from 1979 & it is SOOOOOOOO bad. not john waters so bad it's good but smells like shit & tastes even worse bad. i wonder why it was such a big hit. the music sucks, the plot is retarded. eh

milos forman is a very talented man, i dont know why he wasted his efforts on this shit. treat williams is painfully ugly. every time they show a close up of that face, i cringe.actually every actor in this movie is pretty fug(sorry beverly d'angelo).....

really debating whether or not i want to finish this(i've watched 37 minutes already). the costumes are fab.

celebrity gossip blind items revealed

source:crazydaysandnights

I guess this woman is still an actress, but she has not been in anything forever. She makes her living these days by living off her past fame and recent reality performances. Back in the day she was a solid B lister. Anyway, she has trouble getting dates so she and her A list married movie actor friend have a little deal. When he finds someone for himself, he tries to find someone who enjoys men and women. She beards for the actor and gets some fun on the side. The bonus is the A list actor does all the paying. It seems no one is willing to be with our aging actress for free.

kirstie alley & miss john travolta

This foreign born A list television star from a very hit network show has always come across as Mr. loving husband despite being separated by distance. Perhaps he should spend a little more time focusing on the Mrs and not the hookers he goes through by the dozens or hitting on fellow cast members.

hugh laurie



source:buzzfoto
This C list actress who was once in a pornographic film was overheard at a bar the other night telling friends that she believes that women are just ‘playthings for men’ and their ‘whole purpose on Earth’ is to be visually attractive to men. Blech!

pamela anderson

source:nationalenquirer
WHICH famous yo-yo dieter plumped up to become the spokesperson for a popular weight-loss program? The singer/actress was in dire need of a quick career boost – and the high-profile campaign was the best way to get back in the limelight to create some buzz for her planned career comeback!

janet "miss jackson" if you're nasty

white teeth

i met a rude gay guy, all up in my face, drunk & annoying,kept talking about my teeth.
gay guy:"how'd you get your teeth so white?"
dallas:"by sucking cock"

thinking back on it, i should've said "saying the word nigger keeps my teeth white" like paul mooney. another missed opportunity!

celebrities with small cocks

do you have a tiny penis?don't worry, these famous men do, too!(this is from lemondrop, i am not telling tales out of school.lol)

Ben Affleck-OUCH!!! i hope not
Shia LaBeouf-yeah, i can imagine
Enrique Iglesias
Colin Farrell- now i did see a minute of his porno video(& literally the hottest porn i have seen in my life)yet he was on his stomach the entire time. i guess i will have to do some "research" on this.lol
Nick Lachey- steroids'll do that
Johnny Knoxville
Jude Law-that makes me sad
Daniel Craig
Howard Stern
Fred Durst
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Ashton Kutcher- a dick with a tiny dick.how appropriate
Eminem-who cares?
Dustin Diamond-seriously, who wants to fuck screech?
Daniel Radcliffe
Danny Bonaduce
Napoleon

gay pedophile female rapper?

source:panache report
"SKY VILLA'S" SATELLITE DIVISION PRESENTS: (POTENTIAL BOMBSHELL)

A few years ago a "female" rapper (who's a one hit wonder) befriended a pre-teen girl after a concert in Chicago. The young girl was so impressed when she wrote to the rapper, and she wrote back. Over time they developed a friendship of sorts.

During this time the young girl was struggling with her sexuality.

One day the young girls mother came home to find her missing. She called the police. She tried to figure out where her daughter was. She decided to look in her daughter's diary, and figured out she was with the rapper.

The young girl finally answered her cell phone, and informed her parents that "She was not coming home." Her Godmother insisted on talking to the rapper, and told her in so many words that better put her on the next bus or criminal charges would be filed.

Alleged letters sent by the rapper to the girl are rumored to be disturbing and sexual to say the least. The girl won't reveal whether she had an inappropriate sexual relationship with the rapper therefore making it harder to press charges and thus far, the letters haven't been offered up as evidence.

Keep in mind, this is not a "famous" female rapper but she is very well known for one hit record.

We have also been informed that compromising photos of the rapper and the girl "may" exist.

We know the identity of the rapper, once everything is verified, it's a possibility the data (including a photo of the rapper and diary passages) surrounding this case will appear on our sky villa website. We will not feature a photo of the minor since she's underage.

We'll keep you posted!
now this was written years ago but the first name that popped in my head was queen latifah. though now i'm thinking da brat seems more the type to hang around kids

khloe is not a kardashian

so kris jenner had an affair & khloe was the result. seems reasonable. khloe doesn't look anything like her sisters.kim has had MAJOR face & body surgery but back in the day, she was twinsies with kourtney(these days none of them look alike).plus kim is lying when she says she is 5'3. she may be 5'3, but only with 4 inch heels on.i met her & towered above her in flats.she was wearing high heels & there was at least a 6 inch difference(i am 5'5)

that is it!!!!

never again will i mention those who will not be named

glitter of hollywood will stay a kardashian free zone, their 15 will soon be up

oh & btw, i would love to comment on 45 year old courtney stodden, her padded bras, horrible pam anderson makeup, & gay husband but g.o.h. is a stodden free zone as well

diy: Paris is Burning

"paris is burning" is a documentary about drag balls, queens, & vogueing. stars willi ninja



octavia saint laurent
blue acid washed jeans
pink acid wash jeans












pepper labeija





angie xtravaganza




dorian corey










venus xtravaganza





house of xtravaganza

Lost Boys 2:The Tribe

ok, so let me state first that i lost it when i found out they were making this movie(the original being one of my favorites).the original had alex winter, a man that 5 year old me was convinced that i would marry.met him & he is indeed somebody's husband(just not mine,lol.i got over it quickly).of course, this is my 1st time seeing LB2 & the 3rd installment. this will be a half asses "live blogging" review. i'm guessing that it sucks many balls, that is something we will both find out soon enough.....

2 minutes in & already bad cgi & horrible acting.....eh

5:22 angus sutherland?the poor mans keifer(i'm guessing he was the fat australian looking one)...

8:11 i dont care!where's the naked vampires at?

10:10 shirtless guy with sax makes an appearance.haha very funny.not

13:28 already this movie is taking itself WAY too seriously plus there are no hot actors! where's the beef?

16:20 they should have named this movie "boring surf vampires" or something.a total rip & y'know jami gertz,jason patric, & corey haim were totally available to come back.the producers probably just didnt want to pay enough.i see why they would want to hire younger actors but these people cant act & are not attractive enough for you to forget that they cant act.eh

i want to give up already but i promised myself that i would watch both movies.this is painful already.....

17:30 "the goonies" is awesome.whoever wrote this is an asshole

27:30 oh, yeah, sure, a dude is gonna stop fucking a random skank to check on his sister?i totally believe that. i'm mad that the vampires are more "jackass" frat boys than sexy.

not.cool.at.all

28:00 i guess the main problem is that the writers never gave me a reason to care about the main characters. they were lame & unappealing since the beginning.both lead actors are so annoying.hopefully, they are not in the next installment.....

32:15 eh. i feel bad for corey feldman.i'm sure there could have been a better way to introduce his character. {i cant stop shaking my head}. so in the 80s they sold comic books & now he's a surf board shaper?so fucking random. in the next one is he a computer programmer or video game expert? beyond lame.how many focus groups did they have to run to come up with the surfer idea? :-(

34:54 vampire dies on antlers?real original....didn't billy wirth die that way in the 1st one?this writer is REALLY making me hate him. why so stupid?why does everything have to be so dumbed down these days?

you see what kind of punishment i have to go through for you!!!!

36:28 i'm mad corey looks like a cross between charlie sheen & the fat kid from "small wonder"

53:00 blonde vampire FINALLY takes his shirt off.i fear this will be the only "good" part.le sigh

1:01:08 ridiculous car chase with skateboards & terrible cgi.ick

taking a little break

so i see angus is "shane" which disappoints me a bit.i was hoping he was the fat guy. anywho, kinda sexy but he has the weirdest accent.half scottish,half "i'm australian but trying to sound american". distracting for sure.def not a canadian accent. kiefer was scary, this guy looks like he could faint at any moment from hunger.

the ending just makes my head hurt.so much stealing throughout(especially when the fat guy keeps yelling other movie catch phrases).

is "lost boys 2" worth 2 hours of your life?no. not at all.


i hatehatehate movies that cannot stand alone. a movie should tell a complete story in & of itself. it should not be the 2 hours between the prequel & threequel. i wonder how much they paid corey haim for that 1 minutes worth of work? i guess i'll watch the next one when my migraine goes away

"Cock of Ages"

well well well

a little birdie told me that Tom Cruise will finally be coming out of the closet if his next film bombs(is that "Rock of Ages" or MI22?).

just a little something to think about

also Anderson Cooper keeps peeking his head out of the closet

what...the...fuck?

"he made such a pretty mess on my dress"?i wish a nigga would! how in the fuck did i miss this?i was convinced that i woulod grow up to be vanity(instead i became naomi campbell but that's another story).for a minute i thought she was having a feather fight with limhal(dont act crazy!). enjoy the pure unadulterated fuckery within