blind items

it took me a while to piece this together & I don't watch tv so I cannot post better clues as to who this woman is without actually typing her name but those who have read celebrity gossip in the past 7 days can easily guess who. so I see a post saying a c-list reality tv show celeb recently married this fat, sweaty random dude in vegas.i look at his picture for a while & it hits me. this is the guy that's been emailing me for a date. the same supposed millionaire manager guy who was doing big things.I refused to believe it, why would he be so rich & yet so sweaty/fat/unattractive in all of his photos? lol the mistake she made could have been MY mistake.i guess I have to thank the lord i'm not a chubby chaser. :-)

blind item revealed

Strangest threesome ever. This former A list celebrity/singer with a penchant for the goth look said that he and his celebrity ex-wife had a threesome with this oft troubled former starlet (love using that word) who is known for drugs and theft.

Marilyn Manson, Dita Von Teese, and Lindsay Lohan

source:cdan

lololololololololol
jesus!

I cannot stop laughing.of ALL the women in the world, you'd fuck the lohag? are you kidding me? I had respect for Marilyn until I read this.

the bible & fake christians

i met a man who was a complete jesus freak. all he could talk about was his religion & how i should convert.it was beyond annoying.usually when i get around someone like that,i ask them if they've read the bible.that ALWAYS shuts them up. "why?", you may ask. well 10 times out of 10 they have not read the bible. never. probably never even skimmed through it.it's in english now, so there really is no excuse. i asked him & he(of course) said that he had not, though he would try to in the future.lmfao. as if i needed more proof that religious nuts are morons.

blind items revealed

I don't have any first hand knowledge of some of the abuse that went on in the early days of rock. Was Ike Turner the worst abuser of women in music? Maybe, but I think the person I am going to tell you about right now is way worse. I don't know of any woman who has ever gone out with him longer than a few dates who has not been physically or verbally abused. Hell, you don't even have to go on a date with him to beat you. Just refuse him something like sex even if it is right after you meet and he might beat you. The thing is most women stay with him anyway. Must be for his name and his former fame. Oh he was big. He was A list for sure. Now? Not so much, but he has that A list name. From the time he was young he would abuse women. He would yell and hit. Punching and breaking bones was no big deal for this guy. if you angered him, your body was in jeopardy. As I said before, most of the women he beats just put up with it as long as they can hoping he will change. They do it because they think they can change him or that he will change or that he didn't mean it. They stay because he buys them crazy expensive gifts all the time and some have felt it was the price they needed to pay to stay. They all end up leaving though, but none have called the police. At this point he does not even bother to try and date anyone without having them sign a confidentiality agreement. This way no matter what happens to them they can't speak about it. he has learned his lessons in that regard. It is not like the current women don't know what happened in the past. They have. They know that they face a chance of a beating that that will make Rihanna's a cake walk, yet they keep coming.

Axl Rose

honestly, i hope this is not true though i have heard some rumors.this makes me very sad. how are we supposed to get married if he is an abuser :-(

source:cdan

jon hamm says his eyes are up here

so jon hamm is upset that everyone keeps talking about his penis.

lol

orly?

why not wear underwear,then? that might help.it's like a woman with huge tits who refuses to wear a bra. of course people will look. don't objectify yourself & most people won't either.

maybe the difference is now it's finally a man who is the sexy piece of meat.he's not my type, but he does look good as don draper & i do like the penis pix(just sayin').what's not to like? plus i heard he likes to share even though his girlfriend doesn't.

blind item revealed

This celebrity is C- list but probably has A list name recognition. She has not seen sunlight in over a month. She is struggling to stay sober. She has a huge heroin problem and at one point was trading sex for heroin. Her family chipped in to get her a boob job because they thought who would help her modeling career. So far though they have received nothing on their investment except that she did pose for a staggering number of nude photos in a country where she was legal to pose naked. source:crazydaysandnights

 poor poor ali lohan, they really did a number on you.first lindsay gets you hooked to drugs, then she passes you to her johns and now this.tisk tisk

crabs in a barrel

one of my neighbors was calling out for her 2 children. what were their names, you may ask: shania & omarion(of course).i started laughing until i realized that those poor children would be raised by a woman who thought naming them shania & omarion was a good idea.

i moved here from beverly hills but it might as well have been from mars.the amount of ignorance & inconsiderate behavior is amazing.i almost feel like it was a vacation from reality. realtors would always ask if i were sure that i wanted to live in a home in this area.i would say "i am not afraid of negroes". i grew up in the ghetto, the worst projects in houston.i know what it is like to starve, i also know what it is like to stay in a $700 a night hotel room & hang out with the president.i decided to move here to save $$$ for another london vacay.no big deal(until it was).

i wont go into the details, does not really matter.i tried to help.i tried to do good in this neighborhood that has been forgotten by most.it will be gentrified soon enough.white faces are popping up more & more & where will the shanias & omarions go next?

of course, this would be a perfect time to explain why it is so stupid to give a child a horrible name but it is almost my bedtime.i will say that freakonomics is an amazing book that explains why abortion lowers the crime rates and why shaniquas will be the last hired.


i just cant with black people any more.i have tried & tried & they keep on disappointing me. why can't black men take care of their own? why do black women continue to have kids with men who don't want them? at this point, a normal blog would have a joke saying that now i will check asian on my government forms or something but i am not kidding.it makes me sick to  my stomach when i see a person proud of their ignorance, wearing it like some kind of badge of honor.

i am moving back to 90210, london trip be damned & signing the lease tomorrow afternoon. merry christmas to me, huh?

Sharmeka Moffitt is a moron

use google if you must, i am really not about to rewrite her story.

anyhoo, when i first read the articles, i thought "sounds like she did it". now turns out, she was the one who set herself on fire. :-(

heres the deal,though.there is still kkk in the south(i hung out with them years ago while in tx).i'm sure there are klan members settings black people on fire & vandalizing their cars.i just never believed that SHE was one of them.

it's one of those situations that makes me mad at black people.now because of her dumbass, racists will think that ALL black people are like her. eh

i would not be sad if she died.it would be very "survival of the fittest". does she have children?why ? the whole thing just boggles the mind

tonight, tonight

spent tonight listening to the raveonettes play acoustically.pretty cool & sharon is so cute. made a fool of myself with sune & a friend embarrassed me in front of nic harcourt(which is pretty hard because i NEVER get embarrassed). :-(

i should be asleep now but i am so wired!
:-( :-( :-(

i must wake up really early.

anyhoo, so men are weird(though predictable). i was with a man who loves me but knows that i will never ever have sex with him.he gets sort of pissy & tries to cockblock when i am around men that i would actually date.very sad stuff & so middle school.he is damn near 40 & still playing games.i really need a boyfriend,my last relationship was with elvis & we all know that was 700 years ago. i am not desperate, no craigslist nsa ads being planned but celibacy is getting old.

i went to the party & i felt so out of place(i usually am but this time that i actually FELT it). was introduced to the girl from "argo"(notice how i cant be bothered with googling or remembering her name).she was cute but i was not impressed. she was humble(fake? "hollywood humble"? idk).i could not be that.just not in me.she was dressed like an "in living color" reject, i felt sorry for her like i do most hipsters.


still talking to world of wonder about the new reality show.just another pain in my ass.

doctors say that my cancer might be back(yay?)

aha!

something really amazing has just happened to me.unfortunately i cannot say more.let's just say that all my dreams will be coming true sometime soon. this month/year has been soooooooooooooooo bad(not the worst, but still pretty terrible).i always kept the faith.i always believed. & then it happened. fucking unbelievable.

why did it happen?
because i am pretty?no
because i am "famous"?no

it is because i am smart enough to never give up
it happened because i never let other people determine my worth(or even future worth)


it is very late & i have to pretend to sleep now(in dallas speak that means watch netflix for another 2 hours). tomorrow i will be going to the mad decent block party & be surrounded by hipsters & white girls dressed as pocohontas(yuck).

dallas galliano

met john galliano yesterday.le sigh.too bad he is one of teh gheys. once i have some more "leisure" time, i will be posting outfits on lookbook.until then, enjoy my pinterest

is fred willard the next peewee herman?

so 72 year old fred willard got arrested in la for jacking off at a porno theater. now i realize that it is illegal to masturbate in public but who was he hurting?the other men jacking off in said theater? the children who might come into the porno theater? it really makes no sense.& if porn theatres are so bad/dangerous, then WHY ARE THEY LEGAL?

i think he is a great talent, very funny man but i don't find this situation funny at all. it's good gossip(don't get me wrong) but why weren't the police out there fighting real crimes.in their minds fred was public enemy #1 but out in the real world, a woman was being raped(which happens every 2 minutes) or a child being abused(which happens every  10 seconds).but yeah, totally glad that lapd had so much time on their hands that they could check out some new pornography.i will definitely sleep better tonight knowing that....

"Let's have a kiki" Scissor Sisters

i'm just mad that i have seen every movie in this music video!possibly the gayest thing you will ever see

beyonce fake pillow baby vs jessica simpson & her real fetus

really tired & drunk off too much champagne but a small request for anyone with a strong google-fu: how long was beyonce "pregnant" & how long has jessica simpson been pregnant? something in the milk just isnt clean & beyonce can go outside with a blanket wrapped in a baby carrier 5 times a day & i STILL wont believe that she carried that baby.

i am SOOOOOOO tired of king bey. i really wish that she would retire, raise that (adopted) child & get on with her life.

blind item iron man:rdj

so robert downey jr posts as Himmmm on gossip blogs? interesting stuff. says that he does not crossdress but DOES look good in a dress & heels?

i am trying to process this

i actually do not doubt that this MIGHT be rdj(mind you,i say might). he does have plenty of time on his hands plus a computer. hollywood is weirder than you think. if all this is true, i say "good for you, keep up the good work. your stories are amazing".

& btw, "chaplin" & "less than zero" are 2 of my favorite movies of all time





one of himmmm's stories:

(Keep in mind I didn't witness this, it was just told to me from a participant as it happened).

There was supposedly a little friction (or lack of) between the two main actors. So to lighten the mood during that sex scene, Seth thought he'd do something totally unexpected. He sneaks a stunt prop into the bed - which is some apparatus/turkey baster tool filled with a harmless white substance.

So it's time to shoot the scene. They're trying to act all drunk and sexy, and each time - Seth asks for a break (claiming he's too excited).

So each time, he apologizes for his obvious physical excitement, and Katie's trying to be a good sport but thinking this will NEVER END and a little freaked out because it is awkward.

So...on the next take, they're grinding. Getting faster, and Seth is really getting into it. He's on top of her, and her reaches for his hidden tool. He was going to act all excited and fake his orgasm on her...chest.

Well, he can't get the toy positioned properly, and he squeezes it wrong and...

...SPLOSH! A HUGE jet spray of white creamy "something" erupts from somewhere - but EXPLODES upwards into Seth's face accidentally, covering him in his own...fake goo.

Katie SCREAMS, and starts laughing so hard she can't breathe. Covering her face to protect herself. Seth freezes, looking like a glazed donut. She cannot stop laughing, thinking he really prematurely ejaculated in his own face.

Seth, deadpan, turns to the camera and calmly says: "I think that's a wrap for today". (Crawls off her and sulks away sheepishly to clean up).

I still have not seen the movie, so I'm not sure if it's in the DVD extras or not. It's AMAZING how many times that preemie volcano has happened for real. Not to EVERYONE mind you, just uh, so I've heard about others.

whitney houston is dead

so shocking yet you KNOW it was because of drugs.i saw her a couple of days ago & she was completely out of it. her new movie "sparkle" would have led to a comeback. she wasted so many years on drugs, ruining her talent & natural good looks. i feel sorry for her child.

spaz de la huerta

poor little paz. how will she pay for her heroin after the "boardwalk empire" checks stop coming in? if only i could be a fly on the wall. remember the time she pulled out her tampon on set & threw it on the floor in front of the whole cast & crew? good times....

.....& you can kiss the blackest part of my ass!

literally the best thing i have ever read: a note from a slave to his old master

happy black people's month, y'all! lol

christina aguilera's messy period

now i wont post any of the pix from etta james' funeral with some mystery fluid leaking down xtina's legs. pretty gross & i definitely dry heaved when i saw it.
#1 reminds me a bit of when britney spears had her meltdown & shaved her head
#2 i dont think it was menstrual blood(or self tanner) running down her legs

i hate to admit it, but i dont think she is fucked up enough to go outside without underwear to a funeral. my theory is she was having a miscarriage. whatever the case, hopefully xtina will get it together & lose the weight or buy clothes that fit. she is beautiful & talented, the whole situation just makes me sorry for her

khloe kardashian simpson?

o.j. simpson thinks that he is khloe's dad!!!! lol

i doubt it, though. khloe is too ugly to be a simpson & his other kids are gorgeous