the riches

"the riches" is a show about a family of travelers aka gypsies who move into a dead mans house & pretend to be a wealthy family. it stars eddie izzard & minnie driver. i think the premise is amazing, the show is very smart, entertaining, & funny. almost through with the 1st season & only have 1 problem with it. i was enjoying it a lot until they introduced the 1st black female character.

1 she is fat, ghetto, & butt ugly
2 she just got out of jail
3 she is psycho
4 she is a drug addict

eh

really almost disappointed. for real? that's the best we can do, huh? no sexy, smart, sophisticated clair huxtable type. noooooooooo. we have to create latonya jenkins from compton who loves to stab people :-(

i am debating whether or not i even want to continue watching this show

christina aguilera's messy period

now i wont post any of the pix from etta james' funeral with some mystery fluid leaking down xtina's legs. pretty gross & i definitely dry heaved when i saw it.
#1 reminds me a bit of when britney spears had her meltdown & shaved her head
#2 i dont think it was menstrual blood(or self tanner) running down her legs

i hate to admit it, but i dont think she is fucked up enough to go outside without underwear to a funeral. my theory is she was having a miscarriage. whatever the case, hopefully xtina will get it together & lose the weight or buy clothes that fit. she is beautiful & talented, the whole situation just makes me sorry for her

celebrity gossip blind items revealed

source:crazydaysandnights

I guess this woman is still an actress, but she has not been in anything forever. She makes her living these days by living off her past fame and recent reality performances. Back in the day she was a solid B lister. Anyway, she has trouble getting dates so she and her A list married movie actor friend have a little deal. When he finds someone for himself, he tries to find someone who enjoys men and women. She beards for the actor and gets some fun on the side. The bonus is the A list actor does all the paying. It seems no one is willing to be with our aging actress for free.

kirstie alley & miss john travolta

This foreign born A list television star from a very hit network show has always come across as Mr. loving husband despite being separated by distance. Perhaps he should spend a little more time focusing on the Mrs and not the hookers he goes through by the dozens or hitting on fellow cast members.

hugh laurie



source:buzzfoto
This C list actress who was once in a pornographic film was overheard at a bar the other night telling friends that she believes that women are just ‘playthings for men’ and their ‘whole purpose on Earth’ is to be visually attractive to men. Blech!

pamela anderson

source:nationalenquirer
WHICH famous yo-yo dieter plumped up to become the spokesperson for a popular weight-loss program? The singer/actress was in dire need of a quick career boost – and the high-profile campaign was the best way to get back in the limelight to create some buzz for her planned career comeback!

janet "miss jackson" if you're nasty

gentlemen marry brunettes

from the looks of this, i'm guessing there were no black people who could dance in the 1950s....




so this was supposed to be the companion movie to "gentlemen prefer blondes" & was a huge flop. jeanne crain is gorgeous, but not sexy(& def not sexy enough to replace marilyn monroe).jane russell has gained about 20 lbs & most of her costumes are pretty unflattering. she does her best marilyn monroe impersonation & pretty much fails. an amazon like jane could never be a mm type. it just doesn't make sense.

the songs are not original.the costumes are all borrowed from other movies(literally).is it worth 2 hours of your life? not really...

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the check is in the mail...

oh honey no

“Girls in Hollywood don’t like you because you become competition. They have started to get much more nasty. You think, ‘Usually you say hi and now you don’t.’ ” Kelly Osbourne


ummmmm, nooooooooooo
1 Kelly looked much better fat.she had better style & looked perfectly fine
2 now she has a bobble head thing going on.the jaw/head is GIGANTIC compared to the rest of her body(making me think that she did not lose the weight naturally ie stomach stapling)
3 she is not a classic beauty & never will be. when fat, she was a cute, punky Liz Taylor. thin she just looks like a girl with a manly jaw

trying to be cool but that really got on my nerves....lol
no hate,just the truth

your friend in Christ,
The D

Your girlfriend is a fat, sloppy pig!!!!!! lmfao

stalkers

now mind you, i wasn't even going to post this but it's really been getting on my nerves

this weekend,i ran into almost all of my exs. it was quite traumatic to say the least

one of these ex lovers/frenemies happened to be "Robert". now Robert was a stalker, a fan, a person that i let into my life when i was quite depressed & needed a friend.he begged me to have sex with him for over a year. i finally gave in & (of course) he was impotent from being an alcoholic. & then when he could FINALLY get it up, he had no idea what to do with it.......
eh

he was all "i love you more than anyone. your body is so perfect, this is the best sex i've ever had. why are other girls so lame in bed?" blahblahblah. later, he happened to mention that he had a girlfriend, Roxanne, that he could not live without.

ok

so Roxanne calls & i answer his phone.he hits me in the face & pushes me down.

now we get back to this weekend when i run into Robert & Roxanne. of course, she was a fat, sloppy pig. the only thing feminine about her was her wide, flat ass. she was not even pretty. i would've laughed if i wasn't so annoyed. she tried to start with the "i love your show" bullsh*t but i cut her short. really didn't want to hear it

i TOTALLY forgot to mention the whole he was cheating on you with me part(i was way too angry from him trying to hug me).it's like he wanted to show me off in front of his loser friends. ick!@

ok, rant over(for now). Roxanne should be very happy that i said nothing, but i felt bad for her later. lying, cheating,no job, no car, alcoholic, bald at 25 Robert is the best she will EVER do.

Sh*t I hate

1) teenagers
2) brown
3)fat people in skinny jeans
4)mayo
5)stank/funk/must
6)people who talk in the library
7)ignorance
8)visible cellulite & panty lines(yeah, I called you out Blanca!!!)
9)people who refuse to learn the language of the country they are in.....
10)waiting in line
11)paying
12)seeing underwear clad asses peek out the top of pants or sagging
13)children
14)adults who act like children/teenagers
15)beige
16)people who make promises & never keep them
17)M
18)cold weather
19)51 Minds giving everyone on "Rock of Love" a show except the coloreds......
20)fat
21)vegetables
22)grey
23)new music on the radio
24)the 1970s
25)people who beg
26)Sham Wow
27)gays who refuse to come out of the closet(even when we ALL know that they are ghey)
28)guys who cheat instead of getting a divorce
29)people who yell out my name in public(as if!)
30)all the men I've ever loved
31)Ed Hardy "fashion"
32)people who buy Ed Hardy "fashion"
33)

Random Incredibly Old Gossip

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Texas

i got a little reminder of what i used to want. i always planned my return to Texas to be like the 10 minutes before JFK got shot. y'know, ticker tape parade, me on top of a convertible giving the Miss America wave, little girls screaming like they saw the Beatles, that type of thing.
i wanted to rub my "fame" & "importance" in everybodys face.

remember that child star & how we loved to watch his movies? he said that he liked me because I was so ladylike & cute!!!! remember all the posters of rockstars on your wall? yeah, well I f*cked the sexiest ones! remember when we made a cult & replaced Jesus with that singer? well, he loved me so much that he flew me out to meet his parents!!!! remember how you used to worship that band that is synonymous with punk music? one of the guys said that I was the next big thing before i was even on vh1!

it would have gone on & on in that vein. quite disgusting & full of "I'm so great & you're still in Texas, 100 lbs fatter, & with 7 kids by that guy that I refused to date because he was not good enough for me". i had to stop myself from sending a letter like that this morning. i mean, really, what would be the point? i work on tryng to be a better person everyday. living in the past is useless. i may have had a more entertaining life than those i left behind but who really gives a sh*t?

despite all the fan letters i get, i still have to poop (although now that i'm famous, my sh*t smells like chocolate). my last famous boyfriend said that it was quite yummy!