former child star

really sick of hearing about this former child star in the news.a total high functioning crack head.i would not be surprised if he ods any time soon. pretty sure I posted this story a while ago but he was the child star that I met who was underage & high at a strip club years ago(don't ask). still a douchebag & hopefully will be long gone once his new movie flops(& it will). everyone had such high hopes for him but he showed his true colors(I call it lohanning).

blind items

it took me a while to piece this together & I don't watch tv so I cannot post better clues as to who this woman is without actually typing her name but those who have read celebrity gossip in the past 7 days can easily guess who. so I see a post saying a c-list reality tv show celeb recently married this fat, sweaty random dude in vegas.i look at his picture for a while & it hits me. this is the guy that's been emailing me for a date. the same supposed millionaire manager guy who was doing big things.I refused to believe it, why would he be so rich & yet so sweaty/fat/unattractive in all of his photos? lol the mistake she made could have been MY mistake.i guess I have to thank the lord i'm not a chubby chaser. :-)

live blog review: arrested development season 4

episode 1:
cinco de cuatro? already i'm not laughing.this doesnt bode well.

michael cera looks about 30. i wouldnt mind taking a shower with jason bateman.yummy.

i have no idea what is going on, nor do i care.when does will arnett get naked?

eh.who wrote this?is this from the original writers?so disappointed.

da {sads}

eh?

episode 2:
i cant wait to see lucille as hbic of prison. everything else is so blah.get to the good parts!!!!!!

JOHN SLATTERY!!!!yessssssssssss

i would like to watch you make love,john.

dont pull out?ohmygod no

i'm really not liking these episodes.i get that they were trying to save money but the family should interact  more.none of these actors are leads,the show is an ensemble.

needs more slattery.

i keep cutting it off to read blogs.not a good sign.

why is the native wearing speedos?

episode 3:
i am obsessed with lindsay's long lace front wig.the dark roots look nice.

ninja, please.

i need a "hooray tobias" bed in my life.

marky bark?still not laughing.ugh

the dallas show!

i have had a looong vacation from the small screen.it was fun, but now it is time to make some $$$$ while fucking shit up.i have been talking with various producers about my own show.it will be pretty cool, but it will also take a while because i want it to be perfect.

i will be asking various old friends from various shows you love(rock of love, tila tequila, flavor of love,etc) to costar with me. d'you see how good a friend i am? i could easily do this alone, MY show about ME, but it will be an ensemble even though no one has lifted a finger to help me.i could play the martyr but i choose to move forward instead. none of this will be overnight but i just wanted everyone to know what i was doing right now.

i have had pretty positive feedback from the producers & am very excited about what is to come.

crabs in a barrel

one of my neighbors was calling out for her 2 children. what were their names, you may ask: shania & omarion(of course).i started laughing until i realized that those poor children would be raised by a woman who thought naming them shania & omarion was a good idea.

i moved here from beverly hills but it might as well have been from mars.the amount of ignorance & inconsiderate behavior is amazing.i almost feel like it was a vacation from reality. realtors would always ask if i were sure that i wanted to live in a home in this area.i would say "i am not afraid of negroes". i grew up in the ghetto, the worst projects in houston.i know what it is like to starve, i also know what it is like to stay in a $700 a night hotel room & hang out with the president.i decided to move here to save $$$ for another london vacay.no big deal(until it was).

i wont go into the details, does not really matter.i tried to help.i tried to do good in this neighborhood that has been forgotten by most.it will be gentrified soon enough.white faces are popping up more & more & where will the shanias & omarions go next?

of course, this would be a perfect time to explain why it is so stupid to give a child a horrible name but it is almost my bedtime.i will say that freakonomics is an amazing book that explains why abortion lowers the crime rates and why shaniquas will be the last hired.


i just cant with black people any more.i have tried & tried & they keep on disappointing me. why can't black men take care of their own? why do black women continue to have kids with men who don't want them? at this point, a normal blog would have a joke saying that now i will check asian on my government forms or something but i am not kidding.it makes me sick to  my stomach when i see a person proud of their ignorance, wearing it like some kind of badge of honor.

i am moving back to 90210, london trip be damned & signing the lease tomorrow afternoon. merry christmas to me, huh?

the more you know

back in the 1920s, the hollywood house of blues on sunset used to be a brothel & the nickelodeon studios was a strip club in the 1940s where the black dahlia used to hang out

a dame to kill for

so robert rodriguez filmed 1 whole week of sin city 2 & decided to have a party in a beverly hills mansion tonight.i will try to be as shade free as possible, though i do have stories to tell about tonight(maybe i will take them to my grave). anyhoo so i get there & jessica alba,cash warren, topher grace(i'm sure his 1 fan was wondering where he was), & james (jamie) king are chilling out. robert looks edible & begins to play with his band with film clips in the background. james (jamie) king decides to play marie antoinette when some peasants decide to cross in front of her during the performance.i found it charming but here's the deal: this is model james (jamie) king. not tyra banks,not naomi campbell, not even kate upton,ok. sometimes you have to know when to play the diva & when to just stfu. not everything is about you & no need to freak out over shit that means nothing. next act up, a burlesque interlude.dita von teese strips & really is not a dancer.no real talent whatsoever yet i enjoy what she tries to do.bringing glamour back is a hard business(dont i know it?). i would go on but i am drunk & in need of a massage.i will finish this later(or not).

jessica simpson & her gay dad

i wasn't even going to comment on this but it keeps coming up.joe simpson & his wife are divorcing & the tabloids are saying it's cause he loves the peen.here's the deal: i met jessica & nick lachey years ago when they were married. not so long ago, i heard a rumor saying the other reason why they divorced(#1 being that she cheated) was because her dad kept on trying to fuck him.

let that sink in

i dont believe he's gay.

bisexual, maybe(i mean he DID sleep with the mom twice) plus i believe that he molested jessica but thats another story for another day.

coming to the point now,lol.maybe he is bi(i would believe that more than he was fully gay)& him making a pass at lachey isnt SO far fetched.

i wasnt there.i never asked. so that is that.believe what you want.

the end

los angeles fashion week :-(

ok, so i used to love la fashion week.i would wait all year round for it & plan my outfits like crazy.it was my reason for being.

now.....

not so much


we are in the middle(?) of fashion week & i am all "whatevs". the shows have been great, dont get me wrong , but the planning/execution is TERRIBLE!!!! oh how i miss mercedes benz/smashbox fashion week.

eh

back in MY day(lol) people like me did not have to wait in line for an hour waiting to be let in while watching others cut the line. back in MY day gift bags were for vips, not whoever was first upstairs.

:-(

so disappointed but at least there have been no swimsuit,tee shirt, or lingerie fashion shows(thank the lord). tonight i will listen to led zepplin, try to absorb all this cheap champagne from the show, & remember the good old days.this would be the perfect time to insert my acid washed dress picture @ the last official la fashion week but, alas i am too drunk and/or lazy.

just some food for thought


your bff in christ,
the d

ps: the world of wonder reality tv show will not be happening because the casting director hates me.lol


pps:i see they are iso seatfiller for the jody watley/jon secada muscial "Loving the Silent
Tears". how incredibly sad! they cant even GIVE those tickets away....

charles clemmons the hollywood scam artist

looking at casting breakdowns & a new listing has charles clemmons iso women to work nude in his new movie.lol

charles is one of those "producer" types who rent expensive cars & wears fake gold jewelry(while doing extra work for $7 an hour).he will "make you into a star!!!!!", then never pay you. of course, i have already warned the casting company from posting his listings but there it is. waiting for some girl straight from ohio to believe his lies.i hope he does not waste too much of her time.....

suri "cruise"?

bwaahaa haaa. this is about to get real interesting. so katie holmes is going to file for sole custody of suri & tom is not going to say a word. weird, huh? he will sue you if you even think he is gay but he will just allow his only child to be raised by someone else......hmmmmm?

why is that, you may ask.

well it's because suri did not come from him.i could go on & on as to who the real father could be but i wont.in the grand scheme of things it means nothing & just like judy lewis it will all come into the open as soon as somebody dies.

ugly fourth of july sweater

enjoy!

4th of july ugly sweater fuckery

"Let's have a kiki" Scissor Sisters

i'm just mad that i have seen every movie in this music video!possibly the gayest thing you will ever see

miss dallas on hipster racism

presented with no comment: cinco de mayo interview

miasma

life is very complicated right now & i probably will not be posting as much fuckery as i used to.

sort of had a love at first sight thing with a guy lately & i could not quite figure out why. yes was cute but not the most handsome guy i had ever seen.then it hit me, the guy looks just like my ex Elvis. :-( now i dont even know if i want to go there. it's like he will shadow everything that we do together.i dont want elvis to determine how i feel about this new man.

 i've been skipping a lot of parties recently. am i getting old?lol. i dont even feel like putting on inappropriate evening wear(so you KNOW something is wrong).i am changing & i dont think i like what i am changing into. i used to funnel all of this into my diary but now that is what i use this blog for. i feel like it is time to go old school, get back to pen & paper. i am not abandoning "glitter of hollywood" but it really serves no purpose & i am not one to waste time. this isnt a goodbye, more of a "smell you later".

 your bff in christ,
 the d

diy: if i weren't so lazy

let's make moss graffiti!!!

dallas does the playboy mansion

so i've been invited a million times but last week decided to finally go. i may post pics later this week(or not).whatevs

first night
celebrity sightings:
jose canseco- hot but cheesy
ron jeremy
the black guy from "showgirls"-yes, i refuse to google his name

 overall impression-pretty lame, retro but not in a good way

2nd night 
stayed for 10 minutes, turned around & went straight home. i was not in the mood to wrinkle my dolce & gabbana evening gown....

3rd night
it's the infamous lingerie/pajama party. it's raining all night/freezing cold, & we are outside. i wear a full length fur coat & old school pajamas. people come up to me & congratulate me for "being so smart". the other women are dressed in thongs, pasties, & high heel shoes. they trip down the steps & slip on the cobblestone walkways. it is a party full of douchebags & girls with low self esteem. definitely NOT my kind of place.
celebrity sightings:
jose canseco-wearing the same outfit
warren moon
gary dourdan-looking quite worn out...
crispin glover-who didnt return my text message :-(
eva pigford- gorgeous but should not have told anyone her name was "pigford"

will i go back? maybe for halloween or movie night but nothing else. not what it is cracked up to be plus i have better things to do(like read gossip websites or  wash my hair)

valtrex is for losers

went out & ran into the hilton family(nicki, paris, rick, kathy, & barron) while trying to have dinner.YUCK! they should be SOOOOOOOOOO thankful i dont need the $$$$ & have not sold my stories to the tabloids.i could tear your whole little house of cards down if i wanted to. i will keep my mouth shut for now......

best dressed dog

silver metallic dog shirt size large

slaying all you heaux!

get you a piece, whore! black retro rockabilly one shoulder dress $30