i met a rude gay guy, all up in my face, drunk & annoying,kept talking about my teeth.
gay guy:"how'd you get your teeth so white?"
dallas:"by sucking cock"
thinking back on it, i should've said "saying the word nigger keeps my teeth white" like paul mooney. another missed opportunity!
"Don’t stare at me, baby. You can see me in the movies" Rita Hayworth
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1/1/12
8/21/11
a dream deferred is a dream denied.....
RE: Chases Form Submission: Leggings Are Not Pants Day
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5. It is a workshop or seminar.
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We do wish you the best of luck with your event or campaign, however,
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Sincerely, the editors
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Thank you for your recent submission to Chase's Calendar of Events.
Unfortunately, we will not be able to use your submission in our 2012
edition.
Your event may have been turned down for the following reasons:
1. It is not of national or international interest (too small).
2. It is too similar to an existing event.
3. It already exists from a different sponsor. Check a current
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4. It doesn't exist yet. An event must already "exist" before it
can be listed in Chase's. We do not create or sanction events.
5. It is a workshop or seminar.
6. It is a thinly veiled advertisement for a book or service
(professional speakers, motivational coaches, etc).
We do wish you the best of luck with your event or campaign, however,
and if it finds success, we do encourage you to resubmit it for future
editions.
Sincerely, the editors
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
7/2/09
why won't Eva Mendes let me be great?
ok, so i just finished the new Har Mar Superstar music video with Eva Mendes an hour ago. email me the youtube link if ya find it!
update: i went to a party where Har Mar played & the name of the song is "Tall Boy". enjoy!
update: i went to a party where Har Mar played & the name of the song is "Tall Boy". enjoy!
4/25/09
Sh*t I hate
1) teenagers
2) brown
3)fat people in skinny jeans
4)mayo
5)stank/funk/must
6)people who talk in the library
7)ignorance
8)visible cellulite & panty lines(yeah, I called you out Blanca!!!)
9)people who refuse to learn the language of the country they are in.....
10)waiting in line
11)paying
12)seeing underwear clad asses peek out the top of pants or sagging
13)children
14)adults who act like children/teenagers
15)beige
16)people who make promises & never keep them
17)M
18)cold weather
19)51 Minds giving everyone on "Rock of Love" a show except the coloreds......
20)fat
21)vegetables
22)grey
23)new music on the radio
24)the 1970s
25)people who beg
26)Sham Wow
27)gays who refuse to come out of the closet(even when we ALL know that they are ghey)
28)guys who cheat instead of getting a divorce
29)people who yell out my name in public(as if!)
30)all the men I've ever loved
31)Ed Hardy "fashion"
32)people who buy Ed Hardy "fashion"
33)
2) brown
3)fat people in skinny jeans
4)mayo
5)stank/funk/must
6)people who talk in the library
7)ignorance
8)visible cellulite & panty lines(yeah, I called you out Blanca!!!)
9)people who refuse to learn the language of the country they are in.....
10)waiting in line
11)paying
12)seeing underwear clad asses peek out the top of pants or sagging
13)children
14)adults who act like children/teenagers
15)beige
16)people who make promises & never keep them
17)M
18)cold weather
19)51 Minds giving everyone on "Rock of Love" a show except the coloreds......
20)fat
21)vegetables
22)grey
23)new music on the radio
24)the 1970s
25)people who beg
26)Sham Wow
27)gays who refuse to come out of the closet(even when we ALL know that they are ghey)
28)guys who cheat instead of getting a divorce
29)people who yell out my name in public(as if!)
30)all the men I've ever loved
31)Ed Hardy "fashion"
32)people who buy Ed Hardy "fashion"
33)
3/31/09
Dallas does the Upper East Side
ok, so a complete stranger comes up to me & says that he saw me on some XXX commercial(i'm guessing it was for "male enhancement" stuff). of course i had NO idea what he was talking about because i have NEVER EVER done such a commercial!!!!!
now i have to sue whoever put this mess together
i love it when people make money off of me, really turns me on to be lied to, manipulated(bamboozelled, hoodwinked, run amok). if anybody has a youtube link to this craptastic commercial, please email it to me here
thanks!
The D
now i have to sue whoever put this mess together
i love it when people make money off of me, really turns me on to be lied to, manipulated(bamboozelled, hoodwinked, run amok). if anybody has a youtube link to this craptastic commercial, please email it to me here
thanks!
The D
10/27/08
Fact vs Fiction
source:laweekly
now i wasn't going to comment but this really shows how much what you read in the newspapers are lies. maybe some reporters should carry around recorders or use notepads. maybe they thought it would sound better if they lied (or then again, maybe this journalist was drunk). who knows, who cares. yes, i know this persons name but i will omit it since they conveniently forgot mine....
In the line for Joseph Domingo, I stand next to a veteran velvet-rope jumper, a woman wearing a bouclé suit and a dead ferret. actually it was a 1940's suit. the security guard said that he loved my Evita Peron look
Along with the ferret, who wears a mournful but friendly expression and whose name is Harry, the woman is accessorized with a 1940s veiled hat and a suitcase.i did not have a hat OR a veil. it was a headband scarf & nothing else.not from the 1940's but from le dollar store
She's been telling people that her suitcase is filled with condoms.my exact quote was "hardcandy & condoms" a line stolen from the greatest show ever, "Reno 911"
Her ebulliently drunk stylist friend has a front-row ticket. The woman has none.1 you can't even get into the venue without a ticket & 2 the man was a manager(which he said every 5 minutes). we were with a very famous writer from a rival newspaper.he has his picture featured prominently on all of his articles PLUS he was wearing the same outfit in the pictures!!!! i know for a fact that this person knew EXACTLY who these men were, but just decided not to say something(for whatever reason).
It doesn't matter, she assures me. She's been successfully sneaking into fashion shows for 10 years. actually it's been 100 years....
She will work the magic of the dead ferret to get herself into the show. Her foolproof method involves looking fabulous and taking any available seat and refusing to budge. "Though this might be the year that breaks me," she says dubiously, as her drunk friend begins to lick the ink off the tickets. of course i never said that(or anything like it). the friend was licking my ticket, y'know the ticket that i didn't have.....
Inside, minutes later, she is being interviewed by a camera crew, so her technique seems to work.yeah, my "technique" worked. i guess they wanted to interview me not because i'm on 2 of vh1's top shows but because i "snuck" in. genius
later in the article(about another show)
there in the audience I spot dead-ferret girl bopping one stiletto-clad foot to the African tribal music. Go figure. no, i was not wearing stilettos. i wasn't "bopping" to anything & how could they see my shoes or anything? i was not in the front row. all they could see was the top of my head(unless this person has x-ray vision. oh well. whatever
again, i'll post pix if anybody emails them to me. i'm sure they are on wireimage(search for "smashbox los angeles fashion week" if you have the time). of course, we ALL know i am to lazy to do so.....
now i wasn't going to comment but this really shows how much what you read in the newspapers are lies. maybe some reporters should carry around recorders or use notepads. maybe they thought it would sound better if they lied (or then again, maybe this journalist was drunk). who knows, who cares. yes, i know this persons name but i will omit it since they conveniently forgot mine....
In the line for Joseph Domingo, I stand next to a veteran velvet-rope jumper, a woman wearing a bouclé suit and a dead ferret. actually it was a 1940's suit. the security guard said that he loved my Evita Peron look
Along with the ferret, who wears a mournful but friendly expression and whose name is Harry, the woman is accessorized with a 1940s veiled hat and a suitcase.i did not have a hat OR a veil. it was a headband scarf & nothing else.not from the 1940's but from le dollar store
She's been telling people that her suitcase is filled with condoms.my exact quote was "hardcandy & condoms" a line stolen from the greatest show ever, "Reno 911"
Her ebulliently drunk stylist friend has a front-row ticket. The woman has none.1 you can't even get into the venue without a ticket & 2 the man was a manager(which he said every 5 minutes). we were with a very famous writer from a rival newspaper.he has his picture featured prominently on all of his articles PLUS he was wearing the same outfit in the pictures!!!! i know for a fact that this person knew EXACTLY who these men were, but just decided not to say something(for whatever reason).
It doesn't matter, she assures me. She's been successfully sneaking into fashion shows for 10 years. actually it's been 100 years....
She will work the magic of the dead ferret to get herself into the show. Her foolproof method involves looking fabulous and taking any available seat and refusing to budge. "Though this might be the year that breaks me," she says dubiously, as her drunk friend begins to lick the ink off the tickets. of course i never said that(or anything like it). the friend was licking my ticket, y'know the ticket that i didn't have.....
Inside, minutes later, she is being interviewed by a camera crew, so her technique seems to work.yeah, my "technique" worked. i guess they wanted to interview me not because i'm on 2 of vh1's top shows but because i "snuck" in. genius
later in the article(about another show)
there in the audience I spot dead-ferret girl bopping one stiletto-clad foot to the African tribal music. Go figure. no, i was not wearing stilettos. i wasn't "bopping" to anything & how could they see my shoes or anything? i was not in the front row. all they could see was the top of my head(unless this person has x-ray vision. oh well. whatever
again, i'll post pix if anybody emails them to me. i'm sure they are on wireimage(search for "smashbox los angeles fashion week" if you have the time). of course, we ALL know i am to lazy to do so.....
9/25/08
The Plastic Pig
eh
mind you ,i was NEVER going to tell this story but i am really pissed....
i find out that the Plastic Pig has been talking sh!t about me. PP has been on 3 reality shows & thinks she is going to be the next Julia Roberts. no one has the heart to tell her she is only getting cast to be the comic relief(ie everybody laughing behind her back,she is never intentionally funny). plus PP is not beautiful,witty,or talented enough to do anything other than flashing her square,fake boobs or getting paid to f*ck(on & off camera)
i've talked to this skank for a total of 10 minutes, always trying to be as diplomatic & cordial as possible.i told her,there's no need for us to fight,i have no "beef" with you
but she's made me angry & now i have to tell it
the dirt: 5 minutes after she met "Kandy",she decided that they were best friends forever.they made out for the cameras(they are both bi but i have no idea if they were an actual couple,nor do i care),they end up being attached at the hip,spending hours sewing identical stripper outfits. days after meeting, PP begs Kandy to move to LA with her. Kandy does so & regrets it immediately.
PP cannot hold her alcohol(or meth). she gets wasted & beats up on her bff Kandy multiple times,making her blue eyes black.i know all this to be a fact,told by Kandy plus our mutual friends
i find it disgusting to see the fan letters she posts on her website.better to film what is really happening than what she wants the public to think
ran into PP recently & she is up to her old tricks with a brand new bff, "Muffy". hopefully Muff will take some karate classes to keep that psycho off her. of course,Muffy is a complete animal abusing @sshole (despite PP & Muffy posting "I heart PETA" type propaganda).i may be a lot of things,but a hypocrite is not one of them.
PP always has her nose in the air,bragging about her rich parents & multiple plastic surgeries.looks like this bish got a face lift(& not even 40 yet).she's starting to look like Joan Rivers
she is a scary sponge.sucking the life/energy from all those around her
Muffy had to leave a couple of days after they met & PP had a total breakdown,threatening suicide & all
she is quite sad & i hope instead of getting bigger,squarer tits(or larger plastic lips)she spends that money on a therapist ...
mind you ,i was NEVER going to tell this story but i am really pissed....
i find out that the Plastic Pig has been talking sh!t about me. PP has been on 3 reality shows & thinks she is going to be the next Julia Roberts. no one has the heart to tell her she is only getting cast to be the comic relief(ie everybody laughing behind her back,she is never intentionally funny). plus PP is not beautiful,witty,or talented enough to do anything other than flashing her square,fake boobs or getting paid to f*ck(on & off camera)
i've talked to this skank for a total of 10 minutes, always trying to be as diplomatic & cordial as possible.i told her,there's no need for us to fight,i have no "beef" with you
but she's made me angry & now i have to tell it
the dirt: 5 minutes after she met "Kandy",she decided that they were best friends forever.they made out for the cameras(they are both bi but i have no idea if they were an actual couple,nor do i care),they end up being attached at the hip,spending hours sewing identical stripper outfits. days after meeting, PP begs Kandy to move to LA with her. Kandy does so & regrets it immediately.
PP cannot hold her alcohol(or meth). she gets wasted & beats up on her bff Kandy multiple times,making her blue eyes black.i know all this to be a fact,told by Kandy plus our mutual friends
i find it disgusting to see the fan letters she posts on her website.better to film what is really happening than what she wants the public to think
ran into PP recently & she is up to her old tricks with a brand new bff, "Muffy". hopefully Muff will take some karate classes to keep that psycho off her. of course,Muffy is a complete animal abusing @sshole (despite PP & Muffy posting "I heart PETA" type propaganda).i may be a lot of things,but a hypocrite is not one of them.
PP always has her nose in the air,bragging about her rich parents & multiple plastic surgeries.looks like this bish got a face lift(& not even 40 yet).she's starting to look like Joan Rivers
she is a scary sponge.sucking the life/energy from all those around her
Muffy had to leave a couple of days after they met & PP had a total breakdown,threatening suicide & all
she is quite sad & i hope instead of getting bigger,squarer tits(or larger plastic lips)she spends that money on a therapist ...
4/30/08
Dallas & Lacey : bff
(ok, so the Lacey ban is STILL on. if you email me about Lacey you will be ignored)
eventually i will finish my last blog, but alas i is lazy....
i went to a shitty party & guess who was there? huh? ....Lacey & she came up to me & gave me a hug. she was all smiles & sunshine (i guess because she knew that there were no producers to stop me from kicking her @ss). we had a convo about the upcoming "Charm School". she said that she would not be there but i doubt it. we all know that she is an attention wh*re & i’m sure the producers handed her a lovely script to memorize...
eh
Reichen(sp?) from "Survivor" was there (he’s sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot! plus i got to talk to Hellga & Wolf from "American Gladiators". Of course, i had to rub on Wolf’s @ss. his body is quite nice plus he looks better in real life (so don’t judge me ;( ).
big shout out to Jessie (you stone cold fox) & Elliot Mr Gay 2008 (sorry but me too wasted to party even more). 2 parties on one Sunday afternoon is more than enough.
last week i ran into Elton John. le sigh. my life is SO bizarre
2/25/08
hackerz
ok, so some @sshole hacked into my myspace. i can only imagine why some loser would want to do that. if you got a weird email from me, know that it was not the "real" Dallas('cause the "real" Dallas was too busy stuffing her piehole with marshmallows to write ANYONE an email). thanks
11/19/07
Heather Mills wears fur
so i'm minding my own business watching the news & up comes a video of Heather Mills wearing a full length mink coat.
eh
her "excuse" was that it was her mothers fur coat & she was just wearng it because her mom had just died (or some nonsense)
i HATE hypocrites. there is nothing worse in my opinion. i don't hate Heather, though. take the money & run. she's nutty but i'm sure Paul McCartney is no angel. plus, i do believe that he & Stella called her a "one legged bitch". i mean, who hasn't at this point?
eh
her "excuse" was that it was her mothers fur coat & she was just wearng it because her mom had just died (or some nonsense)
i HATE hypocrites. there is nothing worse in my opinion. i don't hate Heather, though. take the money & run. she's nutty but i'm sure Paul McCartney is no angel. plus, i do believe that he & Stella called her a "one legged bitch". i mean, who hasn't at this point?
10/7/07
The Reunion Show part deux
thanks for reminding me that the show was today, though i totally missed it
of course, i will be selling the shirt Lacey gave me on ebay. i would actually keep it, but is has M. Vick's name on it & you know how i feel about noninterracial dating (icky, lol).
check back here late Monday (or Saturday if i get lazy). time to get drunk in Hollywood....
Later....
2:12 am so, i got wasted & ran into Lemmy from Motorhead (yes, we have a history, no i am not sharing it). sorry, i am WASTED. anyways, just wanted to comment on the whole Lacey shirt bizness. i found it to be very 2nd grade. i am an adult & i love to act like one. i'm sure the producers told her that it was a great idea.
1 i do not condone Michael Vick's behavior (of course). it was stupid, he is stupid.
2 i do not date black guys (yes, i know why, yes, my therapist knows why). i find it funny all the flirty emails i got today from white guys. eh. i only date HOT white guys (i guess i should have said that earlier). oh well. thanks for the kudos. 'cause ya know the makeup lady TOTALLY hooked me up! time for bed....
of course, i will be selling the shirt Lacey gave me on ebay. i would actually keep it, but is has M. Vick's name on it & you know how i feel about noninterracial dating (icky, lol).
check back here late Monday (or Saturday if i get lazy). time to get drunk in Hollywood....
Later....
2:12 am so, i got wasted & ran into Lemmy from Motorhead (yes, we have a history, no i am not sharing it). sorry, i am WASTED. anyways, just wanted to comment on the whole Lacey shirt bizness. i found it to be very 2nd grade. i am an adult & i love to act like one. i'm sure the producers told her that it was a great idea.
1 i do not condone Michael Vick's behavior (of course). it was stupid, he is stupid.
2 i do not date black guys (yes, i know why, yes, my therapist knows why). i find it funny all the flirty emails i got today from white guys. eh. i only date HOT white guys (i guess i should have said that earlier). oh well. thanks for the kudos. 'cause ya know the makeup lady TOTALLY hooked me up! time for bed....
9/16/07
The Reunion Show
i have no idea when it will air. there are no spoilers, don't worry....
Last night, I went out with my buddy M & ran into Adrian Grenier(the 2nd time this week. He must be stalking me, lmfao). We had lots o' fun slumming, then i head home. i tried on the dress that i planned to wear (vintage, gorgeous color, & i altered it years ago to fit me). i zip the dress up & every (every!) seam rips & it falls apart & off of my body like g.d. porno flick. i end up sewing the dress back together, going to sleep around 3 a.m.
I woke up a bit late for the reunion show. i get there & try to stay awake (d*mn you M for being so cute & entertaining!!!!). i have a horrible hangover. production people are in my face, full of lies but i block it all out with my heart shaped glasses. i pass by Lacey in the hallway 3 times & she doesn't say a word. she has nothing to say if a camera is not around (how surprising?). girls who were on the show give me hugs. i have no idea what their names are or even who they are.
every time i bend, i hear my dress slowly ripping. i am 110 lbs & i feel like a pig, my dress totally rips apart again(on the 1 seam that i did not resew last night). eh.
we do the show & it's SOOOOOOO hard for me to stay awake. blahblahblah "who cares? where's the food at? who has my check?"
i now have a new found respect for Heather (we were never enemies, but i never felt more than pity for her while we shot the original show). of course, all that i predicted 6 months ago happened tonight(i won't get into it here, who gives a sh*t? i'm always right).
after the show, all the girls decide to ride the bull at the Saddleranch. i go home, too tired to fake smile for another 3 hours. if you find a cute pic of me on the reunion show, let me know where it is. the makeup lady totally hooked me up with some trannified eyeshadow(& you KNOW how your girl loves da shadow!).ok, when i start talking in faux ebonics, i guess that is time for me to sleep
hugs n kisses,
the D
ps: i love how all the girls are still as broke as ever. that's so Hollywood. we get paid minimum wage while vh1 make millions.....
Last night, I went out with my buddy M & ran into Adrian Grenier(the 2nd time this week. He must be stalking me, lmfao). We had lots o' fun slumming, then i head home. i tried on the dress that i planned to wear (vintage, gorgeous color, & i altered it years ago to fit me). i zip the dress up & every (every!) seam rips & it falls apart & off of my body like g.d. porno flick. i end up sewing the dress back together, going to sleep around 3 a.m.
I woke up a bit late for the reunion show. i get there & try to stay awake (d*mn you M for being so cute & entertaining!!!!). i have a horrible hangover. production people are in my face, full of lies but i block it all out with my heart shaped glasses. i pass by Lacey in the hallway 3 times & she doesn't say a word. she has nothing to say if a camera is not around (how surprising?). girls who were on the show give me hugs. i have no idea what their names are or even who they are.
every time i bend, i hear my dress slowly ripping. i am 110 lbs & i feel like a pig, my dress totally rips apart again(on the 1 seam that i did not resew last night). eh.
we do the show & it's SOOOOOOO hard for me to stay awake. blahblahblah "who cares? where's the food at? who has my check?"
i now have a new found respect for Heather (we were never enemies, but i never felt more than pity for her while we shot the original show). of course, all that i predicted 6 months ago happened tonight(i won't get into it here, who gives a sh*t? i'm always right).
after the show, all the girls decide to ride the bull at the Saddleranch. i go home, too tired to fake smile for another 3 hours. if you find a cute pic of me on the reunion show, let me know where it is. the makeup lady totally hooked me up with some trannified eyeshadow(& you KNOW how your girl loves da shadow!).ok, when i start talking in faux ebonics, i guess that is time for me to sleep
hugs n kisses,
the D
ps: i love how all the girls are still as broke as ever. that's so Hollywood. we get paid minimum wage while vh1 make millions.....
9/5/07
VH1: Network targeted for its negative portrayal of black women
BOYCOTT LAUNCHED AGAINST VH1: Network targeted for its negative portrayal of black women.
*A boycott has been launched against music channel VH1 to protest network executives who actively and purposely perpetuate negative stereotypes of black women through its reality programming.
An employee of the network leaked information about a production meeting regarding a potential new show titled "Interracial Love." According to the employee, network execs passed on the idea because it would feature professional black women who choose to look beyond race to find true love. The images would be in direct contrast to those shown on such shows as "Flavor of Love" and its spawns "I Love New York" and "Flavor of Love: Charm School."
In a letter written to Black Press Radio, the employee shared what she was told went down behind closed doors in a meeting about the show. According to the employee, the exec said: "It is our thoughts that the viewers are more interested in seeing black people in a ghetto role. This show will not sell."
Black Press Radio followed up on the story and reported on an Aug. 14 statement sent to Black Press Magazine by Maura Wozniak, the Senior Publicist for VH1 Communications. In the statement, Wozniak confirms that "Interracial Love" was rejected after it was determined it just wasn't a good fit for the network.
"VH1 receives hundreds of unsolicited ideas for shows a week and has dozens of original programs in development," said Wozniak. "As is often the case, we immediately passed on this pitch because it does not make sense for the network at this time. But we are always open to ideas that fit in with our music and pop culture focus."
Black Media News fired off a letter to EUR voicing full support of a boycott against VH1. The organization wrote:
To whom it may concern,
There is a boycott that has taken a life of its own against the VH1 Network. We here at Black Media News have been watching the support around this boycott. VH1 had made racist comments about black women and why they only cast shows that stereotype black women as ghetto. The story was leaked on the Tom Joyner morning show and was also reported on Black Press Radio. The following comments were made by an employee of VH1. We feel these statements are worse than Don Imus due to the fact that they are not talking about just 12 black women they are talking about an entire race of black women. VH1 shows their views in their shows of black women. They have been type casting with black women only in ghetto roles. This is a very racist view and we ask for the continued support of this boycott. There are links below of the story black press radio did on this boycott and an editorial
from eurweb.com
.ahhhhhh, the sh*t has finally hit the fan. i am not saying you should boycott vh1 (i couldn't care one way or another...i've already been paid). i just found it funny that it took this long for anybody to notice this. oy. my America. we are all the same, black, white, pink, or purple. but i really should not make a speech about race. vh1 doesn't care anything about race, just how to make money really fast & really cheap. plus what is more entertaining than making fun of people who are different than you? yeah, i didn't think so.......
8/30/07
C*ck of Love?
ok, so i'll start by saying that i don't have cable. i will never have cable & the only reason why i have a tv is because a friend gave it to me
that being said, somewhere i am a famous tv "star". hardy har har. i will not be watching "Cock (excuse me, Rock) of Love" so please do not send me updates, recaps, etc. i do not care, i was there.....
i have seen the horrible pix of me plastered on vh1.com (yeah, i look bad, so what?). plus i enjoy the snarky comments about how fugly i am(thanks America). oh & by the way, i'm not ugly AND i have a perfect body. so sue me
everybody on the show gets tested for stds before they hit the set(so please stop it with the "wear 2 condoms, Bret" & "ha ha those skanks have aids" comments). though some of the girls may look like crackhead whores, they are all clean for now.
i guess i will leave updates here if i get bored. i get a lot of the same questions & i do not like to repeat myself.
your savior,
Dallas Monroe Harrison
7/18/07 i've been getting a lot of emails about the arguments. the only reason why i did not fight was because that's what they(the man, those people :) cast me for. y'know "the black girl who fights all the time". there is enough of that floating around & i don't want to add to anymore stereotypes. i'm black, i don't know how to dance, i only date rock stars, i hate watermelon, & i love heavy metal. enjoy!
7/23 oh & by the way, the whole killing animals bit was a joke (for all those too dim to understand that). yeah,i know watching tv may be hard at times.....eh. all the hate mail just makes me horny! (also a joke)......eh. of course i do not go around killing things plus i find it very sad that i would have to explain that. are Americans really that stupid? i guess so
ps: all the hate mail is from white people who never forget to include some sort of variation of the word "n*gger". so sad. America when will you learn?
7/24 ok, so i JUST found out about Brandi C being in porn. it really does not surprise me. good for her, i guess.....(check out dlisted for more info). peace out, b*tches!
8/1 i was not even going to comment about the 3rd episode but i see a lot of rumors & i'd hate to think that people are taking the lies seriously. i knew that i would get the crazy "Omarosa edit" but who knew it would be that bad? this is a little of what happened that last night in the house.
(an hour before the elimination) i went & had an amazing conversation with Bret. i revealed things about my family/life that i NEVER EVER wanted to be public. i opened up to him completely & he stared into the camera the entire time. his exact words were "Don't worry, I will share my family with you. You are in the house because I like you. I got rid of the other black girl because she was too pushy". now mind you NOBODY was talking about Raven, HE brought that ish up. hours earlier, he said to me "I like you because you make me feel good".
i left, then bumped into Bret talking to Big John debating if i should be sent packing. my response was to say "Excuse me" & immediately get sh*tfaced on alcohol.
at my elimination, i was giving the finger to Lacey, not to Bret (regardless of what was said later). i can honestly say that i do not hate anyone on the show. of course, i would've loved to have kicked a few *sses on my way out but, karma is a bigger b*tch than i could ever be.
oh, & by the way, i never recieved any sort of medical treatment for my fall off the bike(despite asking for it repeatedly). my back still hurt a month later.
8/6 i doubt if i will be commenting on any new episodes (why should i care about a show i'm not even on?). i know who "won" Rock of Love. i'm pretty sure their "relationship" was over as soon as Bret came that night (but that's besides the point). will Lacey get her own "I Love New York" style show? (I'll tell that story later)....
to answer the question, "Should you be writing this? Is this legal?" of course, i should not be writing down any of this. i should just sit still, wait patiently, & maybe they (the man, those people :-) will throw down a Charm School 2 crumb. i may be many things, but subtle is not one of them. you cannot sue someone for telling the truth. mine is half an hour, not 15 minutes. Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford once said, "Don't f*ck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo!"
8/10 here we go again! so i was bored tonight & decided to do a little r.o.l. google-fu. i find out that Brandi M aka Bebe is a pornstar. am i surprised? this time, yes. Bebe was a tad wild, but i always thought that she was smarter than that....eh. it makes sense, though. the casting directors went to a couple of strip clubs to recruit most of the girls (yours truly was "discovered" at a wrestling show). is porn immoral? i guess not. all adults SHOULD have sex & i'd rather a homely guy jack off to porn rather than try & rape some girl. i've hung out with a lot of famous pornstars & they're always soooooooo depressing. the amount of money + drugs + stupidity really boggles the mind. so many faux scandals. i can't wait to see what comes out of my closet (a sex change? fake leg? alien baby?)
8/24 i got the official call for the R.O.L. reunion show plus another (top secret) vh1 show. i don't know if i'll actually do it, though. my first concern is that they (the man, those people :-) are SOOOOOOO fake (i'm talking about the ones behind the scene, i won't even get started with the girls). they pretend like they're your friend, like they care, yet they couldn't give a sh*t about my actual welfare. i know, it's very Hollywood, but i don't need some *sshole to hug me & blow smoke up my *ss. my second concern is if i want to play a "character" or just be myself. i was definitely a form of Dallas on R.O.L., but i think it might be fun to just take a few liberties & write my own script (take whatever you want from that statement).
8/31 by the way, i LOVE the angry emails shouting at me because i never "thanked Bret for being in his house". 1 it's not his house, it is rented by the production company(duh!) 2 the only person i should be thanking is the casting director for picking me (which i've already done many times). that is all.....
i almost forgot this: please stop begging me to beat up Lacey at the reunion show. it is quite unneeded especially if you read this blog. i am not MLK or Malcolm X, i don't give a sh*t about politics, but i will NOT be made a fool of for the sake of entertainment. i will not eat watermelon & tap dance. if something happens then oh well. i don't have anything up my sleeve
9/3 i see that vh1 is already trolling for girls for "Rock of Love 2". i wonder who the "lucky" guy is? if it's Axl Rose i will totally throw a SH*T fit !!! fer sure.....
9/24 now i see some sh*t that i was "masturbating" to Bret on camera? like i said, i have NEVER seen the show & i can only imagine what kind of edit job i got. i never masturbated to Bret (on or off camera), so whatever that may have been was pure comedy
10/5
from dlisted:
that being said, somewhere i am a famous tv "star". hardy har har. i will not be watching "Cock (excuse me, Rock) of Love" so please do not send me updates, recaps, etc. i do not care, i was there.....
i have seen the horrible pix of me plastered on vh1.com (yeah, i look bad, so what?). plus i enjoy the snarky comments about how fugly i am(thanks America). oh & by the way, i'm not ugly AND i have a perfect body. so sue me
everybody on the show gets tested for stds before they hit the set(so please stop it with the "wear 2 condoms, Bret" & "ha ha those skanks have aids" comments). though some of the girls may look like crackhead whores, they are all clean for now.
i guess i will leave updates here if i get bored. i get a lot of the same questions & i do not like to repeat myself.
your savior,
Dallas Monroe Harrison
7/18/07 i've been getting a lot of emails about the arguments. the only reason why i did not fight was because that's what they(the man, those people :) cast me for. y'know "the black girl who fights all the time". there is enough of that floating around & i don't want to add to anymore stereotypes. i'm black, i don't know how to dance, i only date rock stars, i hate watermelon, & i love heavy metal. enjoy!
7/23 oh & by the way, the whole killing animals bit was a joke (for all those too dim to understand that). yeah,i know watching tv may be hard at times.....eh. all the hate mail just makes me horny! (also a joke)......eh. of course i do not go around killing things plus i find it very sad that i would have to explain that. are Americans really that stupid? i guess so
ps: all the hate mail is from white people who never forget to include some sort of variation of the word "n*gger". so sad. America when will you learn?
7/24 ok, so i JUST found out about Brandi C being in porn. it really does not surprise me. good for her, i guess.....(check out dlisted for more info). peace out, b*tches!
8/1 i was not even going to comment about the 3rd episode but i see a lot of rumors & i'd hate to think that people are taking the lies seriously. i knew that i would get the crazy "Omarosa edit" but who knew it would be that bad? this is a little of what happened that last night in the house.
(an hour before the elimination) i went & had an amazing conversation with Bret. i revealed things about my family/life that i NEVER EVER wanted to be public. i opened up to him completely & he stared into the camera the entire time. his exact words were "Don't worry, I will share my family with you. You are in the house because I like you. I got rid of the other black girl because she was too pushy". now mind you NOBODY was talking about Raven, HE brought that ish up. hours earlier, he said to me "I like you because you make me feel good".
i left, then bumped into Bret talking to Big John debating if i should be sent packing. my response was to say "Excuse me" & immediately get sh*tfaced on alcohol.
at my elimination, i was giving the finger to Lacey, not to Bret (regardless of what was said later). i can honestly say that i do not hate anyone on the show. of course, i would've loved to have kicked a few *sses on my way out but, karma is a bigger b*tch than i could ever be.
oh, & by the way, i never recieved any sort of medical treatment for my fall off the bike(despite asking for it repeatedly). my back still hurt a month later.
8/6 i doubt if i will be commenting on any new episodes (why should i care about a show i'm not even on?). i know who "won" Rock of Love. i'm pretty sure their "relationship" was over as soon as Bret came that night (but that's besides the point). will Lacey get her own "I Love New York" style show? (I'll tell that story later)....
to answer the question, "Should you be writing this? Is this legal?" of course, i should not be writing down any of this. i should just sit still, wait patiently, & maybe they (the man, those people :-) will throw down a Charm School 2 crumb. i may be many things, but subtle is not one of them. you cannot sue someone for telling the truth. mine is half an hour, not 15 minutes. Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford once said, "Don't f*ck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo!"
8/10 here we go again! so i was bored tonight & decided to do a little r.o.l. google-fu. i find out that Brandi M aka Bebe is a pornstar. am i surprised? this time, yes. Bebe was a tad wild, but i always thought that she was smarter than that....eh. it makes sense, though. the casting directors went to a couple of strip clubs to recruit most of the girls (yours truly was "discovered" at a wrestling show). is porn immoral? i guess not. all adults SHOULD have sex & i'd rather a homely guy jack off to porn rather than try & rape some girl. i've hung out with a lot of famous pornstars & they're always soooooooo depressing. the amount of money + drugs + stupidity really boggles the mind. so many faux scandals. i can't wait to see what comes out of my closet (a sex change? fake leg? alien baby?)
8/24 i got the official call for the R.O.L. reunion show plus another (top secret) vh1 show. i don't know if i'll actually do it, though. my first concern is that they (the man, those people :-) are SOOOOOOO fake (i'm talking about the ones behind the scene, i won't even get started with the girls). they pretend like they're your friend, like they care, yet they couldn't give a sh*t about my actual welfare. i know, it's very Hollywood, but i don't need some *sshole to hug me & blow smoke up my *ss. my second concern is if i want to play a "character" or just be myself. i was definitely a form of Dallas on R.O.L., but i think it might be fun to just take a few liberties & write my own script (take whatever you want from that statement).
8/31 by the way, i LOVE the angry emails shouting at me because i never "thanked Bret for being in his house". 1 it's not his house, it is rented by the production company(duh!) 2 the only person i should be thanking is the casting director for picking me (which i've already done many times). that is all.....
i almost forgot this: please stop begging me to beat up Lacey at the reunion show. it is quite unneeded especially if you read this blog. i am not MLK or Malcolm X, i don't give a sh*t about politics, but i will NOT be made a fool of for the sake of entertainment. i will not eat watermelon & tap dance. if something happens then oh well. i don't have anything up my sleeve
9/3 i see that vh1 is already trolling for girls for "Rock of Love 2". i wonder who the "lucky" guy is? if it's Axl Rose i will totally throw a SH*T fit !!! fer sure.....
9/24 now i see some sh*t that i was "masturbating" to Bret on camera? like i said, i have NEVER seen the show & i can only imagine what kind of edit job i got. i never masturbated to Bret (on or off camera), so whatever that may have been was pure comedy
10/5
from dlisted:
Did Anyone Really Think This Was Going To Last For More Than Five Minutes?
Guess what people? I have some shocking news for you. Bret Michaels and his "Crack Rock of Love" winner Jes are no longer together. Page Six reports that they never even got started. When Jes got back home to Chicago she called up Bret and told him that she's dating somebody else now, a local fashion designer. Fakery!
Oh well! Guess Brett and his bandana-wig-thing are alone for now. Vh1 has announced there will be a second season, but it's unclear whether or not Brett will be back.
wow. i wonder who predicted all of this 6 months ago......oh right, it was me
8/26/07
Michael Vick vs DMX
i was reading the comments section of the site ahotmess & decided to share the comment from a person named ReeRee
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH AMERICA???? Why is it that people get more jail time for fighting dogs than they do for abusing humans? How do the police manage to locate these fighting rings that are hidden deep in the woods on private property, but they never have enough man-power or technology to keep track of pedophiles after they're released from prison? Why are dangerous criminals released early because the prisons are too overcrowded to keep them until their sentences are complete…yet there always seems to be room in prison for an animal abuser?
Why is it that DMX's house can be raided, and he's suddenly under the microscope because he had guns and distressed dogs at his home? Yes, this is bad, but I can think of worse things. What about when parents–like the parents of the two Columbine murderers, allow their children to build bombs and buy guns…and they do nothing because they figure their children are "affluent?" Just a couple of weeks ago, three more teens in Wisconsin were arrested for plotting a "Columbine-like" attack on their high school. Police found rifles, shotguns, a handgun, explosive devices, camouflage clothing, gas masks, two-way radios and hundreds of rounds of ammunition at one of their houses. Now, mind you, they're teenagers. SHOULDN'T THEIR PARENTS BE PUT UNDER THE MICROSCOPE? Shouldn't their parents' names be splattered all over the media? Shouldn't they lose their jobs? Shouldn't they be picketed for not doing anything to monitor their children's behavior???
Sorry to be on a soap box, but this one goes over my head every time! Yes, I think what Vick and others like him do with these pit bulls is a terrible thing. They should never be allowed to own a pet. But when will we spend more time on rescuing humans?
Sorry if it seemed I had an attitude of superiority. I didn't mean for my question/comment to come out that way. And I certainly didn't mean to make it sound as if animals aren't deserving of as much compassion as humans. In fact, I've re-read my comments, and I DIDN'T SAY THAT. I didn't say animals don't feel pain. I didn't say they don't give unconditional love. I never said they were inferior to humans…or superior or equal, either. I simply asked if anyone could tell me why it seems that we drop the ball when it comes to abusers of humans
this ReeRee has expressed the same thoughts that i've been having for years. i love it when some tree hugging hippie (lol, hippie) sends me an angry email about how much they love animals, then how they are going to come to LA & kill me (yes, that has happened a couple of times). my point here is not that pets suck & people rule but that there is a LOT of value in human life & that should be respected far beyond anything.
what's more important to you?
i had a conversation with Lacey about this. i asked her, "If there was a fire in a house full of pets & people, what would you save first?" of course, her answer was that she would save the pets & let the people fend for themselves. i found that to be disgusting, but whatever.
...... & don't even get me started on that online pedophile advocate that just left California....