blind items

it took me a while to piece this together & I don't watch tv so I cannot post better clues as to who this woman is without actually typing her name but those who have read celebrity gossip in the past 7 days can easily guess who. so I see a post saying a c-list reality tv show celeb recently married this fat, sweaty random dude in vegas.i look at his picture for a while & it hits me. this is the guy that's been emailing me for a date. the same supposed millionaire manager guy who was doing big things.I refused to believe it, why would he be so rich & yet so sweaty/fat/unattractive in all of his photos? lol the mistake she made could have been MY mistake.i guess I have to thank the lord i'm not a chubby chaser. :-)

diy:pamela anderson lee halloween costume

cool baywatch babe halloween party look

this has gone TOO far, i tell you!

lana del rey with marilyn manson.


at first i was upset, but now i am LIVID

lana del taco with my future ex husband axl rose

why is she doing this to meeeeeeee? isnt having daddy buy you a record deal & being a horrible faux hipster singer enough? :-(

i need a nap now.

valtrex is for losers

went out & ran into the hilton family(nicki, paris, rick, kathy, & barron) while trying to have dinner.YUCK! they should be SOOOOOOOOOO thankful i dont need the $$$$ & have not sold my stories to the tabloids.i could tear your whole little house of cards down if i wanted to. i will keep my mouth shut for now......

random thoughts

#1 went to australia,had a lovely time.i will not overshare like i usually do

#2 tila tequila=i dont care. i didnt care then, i dont care now. she is so desperate for attention, really makes her unattractive(i'm writing this days before it is posted, hopefully she will be dead soon.lol)

#3 lana del rey=poser.i like what she is trying to do, but the outcome is always an epic fail. she should just stick to hipster modeling & spending her daddys money

#4 courtney stodden is working on a sex tape to make her famous :-(

miss piggy's words of wisdom

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"i like my chocolate the way i like my men:so rich you want to marry it"
"it is better to live beyond your means than beneath your standards" miss piggy

spaz de la huerta

poor little paz. how will she pay for her heroin after the "boardwalk empire" checks stop coming in? if only i could be a fly on the wall. remember the time she pulled out her tampon on set & threw it on the floor in front of the whole cast & crew? good times....

khloe kardashian simpson?

o.j. simpson thinks that he is khloe's dad!!!! lol

i doubt it, though. khloe is too ugly to be a simpson & his other kids are gorgeous

celebrity gossip blind items revealed

source:crazydaysandnights

I guess this woman is still an actress, but she has not been in anything forever. She makes her living these days by living off her past fame and recent reality performances. Back in the day she was a solid B lister. Anyway, she has trouble getting dates so she and her A list married movie actor friend have a little deal. When he finds someone for himself, he tries to find someone who enjoys men and women. She beards for the actor and gets some fun on the side. The bonus is the A list actor does all the paying. It seems no one is willing to be with our aging actress for free.

kirstie alley & miss john travolta

This foreign born A list television star from a very hit network show has always come across as Mr. loving husband despite being separated by distance. Perhaps he should spend a little more time focusing on the Mrs and not the hookers he goes through by the dozens or hitting on fellow cast members.

hugh laurie



source:buzzfoto
This C list actress who was once in a pornographic film was overheard at a bar the other night telling friends that she believes that women are just ‘playthings for men’ and their ‘whole purpose on Earth’ is to be visually attractive to men. Blech!

pamela anderson

source:nationalenquirer
WHICH famous yo-yo dieter plumped up to become the spokesperson for a popular weight-loss program? The singer/actress was in dire need of a quick career boost – and the high-profile campaign was the best way to get back in the limelight to create some buzz for her planned career comeback!

janet "miss jackson" if you're nasty

butterface 8

i hear lindsay lohan will be playing elizabeth taylor in a lifetime movie

sit & think about that

the most beautiful woman in the world being played by a crackhead


i smell fail already. hohan doesnt even look like liz, that's #1, #2 the movie isnt called "crack on a hot tin roof", so no need for lindsay to even show up.i am so disappointed in hollywood casting directors. are you sure this is the best you can do? i am sure there are a couple of brunette blue eyed unknowns with talent out there who can fill this role. i'd even recommend old ass sherilyn finn to play liz again than to cast hohan....

Miss Piggy o.g. hbic

i spent last night reading 3 muppets books(don't judge).....

....& now my life is complete!

miss piggy's guide to life: should be renamed to "bad bitches guide to life". i laughed so hard i snorted. A++++

miss piggy's treasury of art masterpieces from the kermitage collection: cute art book with the muppets as models. A+


the diva code miss piggy on love,life, & the 10,000 idiotic things men frogs do: pretty confusing trying to figure out who this book is for. do children need romance advice?do grown women pay attention to what puppets say(grown women besides me, of course)? miss piggy is mean instead of her classic sassy self. C

mirror mirror, suck my dick

so i watched the "snow white & the huntsman" trailer since i heard such good things about charlize theron.it was good,dark like real fairy tales, maybe a little too "lord of the rings" for my taste but charlize can do no wrong in my book. the only problem is that kristen stewart is snow white

ok, let that marinate

kristen stewart is supposed to be more beautiful than charlize(to who, a blind man?). kristen stewart with the personality of wet cardboard & a face so lovingly nicknamed "wet weasel". she is average at best, pretty when photoshopped, but never more gorgeous than charlize(even at 80).the only one in young hollywood that could've pulled off snow white is mila kunis. she is gorgeous & can actually act.

now there was no need for 1 snow white movie but, alas another one is coming out starring julia roberts & lily collins.the last time i enjoyed a julia roberts movie was "the mexican"(& i'm sure brad pitt helped in that).lily collins is not a beautiful girl & but is she more beautiful than julia roberts?sure. though that is not saying much.lily looks too much like her dad in a wig(just like kelly osbourne & brooke hogan)to ever be a true beauty plus those eyebrows are not helping. yes, audrey hepburn had spectacular eyebrows but SHE also had a gorgeous face. lily collins is no audrey hepburn.

watching the "mirror mirror" trailer now. is that a fake nose on julia? bwaaahaaahhaaaaaaaa!!!???!!!!! did they really think they had to ugly her up to play next to lily collins? i will be laughing for days about that. that's the 1st fail.

2nd fail:the costumes look SO cheap.like the wardrobe lady just randomly picked out stuff with longs skirt & threw them at the actors.

3rd fail: nathan lane. eh. so not funny, never was funny. too "beauty & the beast" for me. is there also a dancing candlestick as well? barf

4th fail: julia is acting too modern. the accent is all over the place & she seems like she is doing an episode of "sex & the city", not a fairy tale

"snow way"???? fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(although the dwarves rock & may be the best part of the movie)

"say hello to my little friend"? i am shaking my head right now. you embarrass yourself, you embarrass me game proper. i guess this movie is meant for 12 year olds? idk. i can't imagine a grown person wanting to see this.

final verdict:
will i see "snow white & the huntsman"? sure. i'll check it out on netflix. eventually

will i see "mirror mirror"? no thanks. i'm straight....

khloe is not a kardashian

so kris jenner had an affair & khloe was the result. seems reasonable. khloe doesn't look anything like her sisters.kim has had MAJOR face & body surgery but back in the day, she was twinsies with kourtney(these days none of them look alike).plus kim is lying when she says she is 5'3. she may be 5'3, but only with 4 inch heels on.i met her & towered above her in flats.she was wearing high heels & there was at least a 6 inch difference(i am 5'5)

that is it!!!!

never again will i mention those who will not be named

glitter of hollywood will stay a kardashian free zone, their 15 will soon be up

oh & btw, i would love to comment on 45 year old courtney stodden, her padded bras, horrible pam anderson makeup, & gay husband but g.o.h. is a stodden free zone as well

& it now all comes together

january jones is a pretty slick chick.everyone is looking for her baby's daddy in all the wrong places

remember when ashton kutcher said she'd never make it because she can't act?well maybe she she wasn't SO stiff because i hear that HE is the father of her child & she is the reason for his future divorce

ahhhhhhhhh

girl, bye

"I know what the worst invention ever is. The internet. I think it's ruining everyone, and it just makes everybody way too accessible – it just takes away the glamor and mystery from our business." Vanessa Hudgens

i gues by "our business" she is talking about hoing aka hoe shit because that is ALL i have seen her do.....

eh

source:californiawatch

Last week, an adult-film performer tested positive for HIV at a clinic based in the San Fernando Valley, the nation’s largest pornography hub. The news set off a frenzy of media reports and renewed attention on one of California’s biggest industries.

The Los Angeles Times, which broke the story, reported that the clinic is in the process of quarantining and testing the partners of the performer.

The Adult Industry Medical Healthcare Foundation said it would report the details of the case to the Los Angeles County Department of Public Health. California law requires that health care providers report communicable disease incidents to public health departments within seven days.

Founder Sharon Mitchell claims she opened the clinic in 1998 after discovering that a male porn star had recklessly infected six actresses with HIV. Since then, performers have been required to get monthly HIV and some STD tests. The clinic keeps a database for producers listing what performers are clean.


But when an adult-film performer becomes infected, it’s a reminder that HIV testing alone is not an effective way to keep the virus out of the porn industry, and according to state officials, employers are breaking workplace safety laws every time a performer goes without a condom.

The use of condoms while on the job is mandated by state law – but indirectly. The California Division of Occupational Safety and Health Administration requires “protective equipment” to protect workers from blood-borne pathogens but does not specifically mandate condom use in the adult-film industry.

That could change when state officials converge in Oakland on Oct. 25 to discuss an amendment to the California law.

ok,so i know the ones who were responsible for the AIDS outbreak a couple of years ago. you'd think that i would have more to say on this subject but i really don't. my only question is "Why doesn't this happen more often?" if i were in porn,i would use condoms.it only makes sense. it's all pretty Darwin & if some asshole thinks that sex is worth AIDS, then i say whatevs. do whatever the fuck you want, just dont touch me afterwards. i hope you perverts are happy knowing that so many are giving their lives so that you can jack off Saturday nights.

good day

i said sir, GOOD DAY!

Nikki Sixx= still fuckable

just read that Kat Von D is cheating on Nikki Sixx with Jesse James

1 Jesse James looks like an ape
2 Nikki Sixx is still one of the hottest rockstars evah!
3 Kat Von D needs to stop with the plastic surgery.she looks 50

Vanilla Gorilla indeed....

Happy birfday Madonna!

The Master Pick Up Artist

so i've just been reading {censored} about one of my exs who was the reigning #1 PUA for a couple of years. i don't know why, though. he stalked me for a couple of years, then decided to fuck a hooker in front of me(because i refused to have sex with him).i guess he thought i'd be an easy lay because i admired his mind & have dated plenty of rockstars that he knew(i've dated plenty, but only slept with Elvis). he had NO game, no looks, & was full of put downs. most PUAs say that the way to a vagina is to attack/criticize a beautiful woman. of course, it does the opposite.

now in the {censored} he also says that he never does drugs. haaaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaa! so funny!!!!! he was the one who introduced me to {censored} & had it in his mansion on a table. i hate it when celebrities lie to make themselves look better. it's so dumb because they tell everyone(ie their faux friends) who will listen the truth.

Megan wants a millionaire..........bwaaaaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

ay dios mio

left Los Angeles for a couple of days, the first vacation i've had in my WHOLE career & an hour after i get back the shit hits the fan

now no shade to Jasmine Fiore's family(& definitely NOT making fun of her loved ones, situation, or grisly death that came too soon), but i find this all very funny

ahhhhhh. poor Megan who would be the next coming of Jesus has no show now due to Ryan Jenkins


boooooooooooooooo fucking hooooooooooooooo(or sham fucking wow. whatever you think is more appropriate).


just like the magical J. Timberlake once said, "I'm loving it!!!!".

more snark, sassiness, & shade as soon as i sober up

peace out
RIP Jasmine


your friend in the father, son, & holy ghost,
The D

the new male trend: potbellies

reading The New York Post today & noticed that the biggest male trend of 2009 is big,fat, sloppy stomachs.....

"why of course it is!", i exclaim

being a fat,nasty, disgusting pig is part of the american way. why would you want to look good for your woman? why would you want to get a job to support your family?

why indeed?

funny how none of this surprises me & yet i am always surprised when big,fat, nasty guys think that they are intitled to date supermodels.

eh

i guess i am just not that modern

i like a real man who is hard to the touch(lol). i like a man that has a car, a job, a future.i like a REAL man