dallas does the playboy mansion

so i've been invited a million times but last week decided to finally go. i may post pics later this week(or not).whatevs

first night
celebrity sightings:
jose canseco- hot but cheesy
ron jeremy
the black guy from "showgirls"-yes, i refuse to google his name

 overall impression-pretty lame, retro but not in a good way

2nd night 
stayed for 10 minutes, turned around & went straight home. i was not in the mood to wrinkle my dolce & gabbana evening gown....

3rd night
it's the infamous lingerie/pajama party. it's raining all night/freezing cold, & we are outside. i wear a full length fur coat & old school pajamas. people come up to me & congratulate me for "being so smart". the other women are dressed in thongs, pasties, & high heel shoes. they trip down the steps & slip on the cobblestone walkways. it is a party full of douchebags & girls with low self esteem. definitely NOT my kind of place.
celebrity sightings:
jose canseco-wearing the same outfit
warren moon
gary dourdan-looking quite worn out...
crispin glover-who didnt return my text message :-(
eva pigford- gorgeous but should not have told anyone her name was "pigford"

will i go back? maybe for halloween or movie night but nothing else. not what it is cracked up to be plus i have better things to do(like read gossip websites or  wash my hair)