hot gossip! blind items revealed

Ever wondered why this former A++ list tweener and her very good looking B list movie actor broke up for a short time? Everyone thought it was because she cheated. She did. Turns out she had sex with the brother of her boyfriend and thought no one would find out. She says she was drunk. Lets hope his wife does not find out.

Miley Cyrus
source:cdan

lololololol. I would LIKE to believe that but there's no way sexy dilf chris hemsworth would be spending time with miley.nice try, though

more proof that hollywood is run by morons

I get a call asking me if I can audition tomorrow. i say no, that I am filming tomorrow but I can come another day.the casting director says "fine. what is your email address?" 10 minutes later,i get an email asking me what time can I come tomorrow for the audition.again,i say that I am already filming but can come another day.the casting director says no,that is the only day/time. wtf?

live blog review: arrested development season 4

episode 1:
cinco de cuatro? already i'm not laughing.this doesnt bode well.

michael cera looks about 30. i wouldnt mind taking a shower with jason bateman.yummy.

i have no idea what is going on, nor do i care.when does will arnett get naked?

eh.who wrote this?is this from the original writers?so disappointed.

da {sads}

eh?

episode 2:
i cant wait to see lucille as hbic of prison. everything else is so blah.get to the good parts!!!!!!

JOHN SLATTERY!!!!yessssssssssss

i would like to watch you make love,john.

dont pull out?ohmygod no

i'm really not liking these episodes.i get that they were trying to save money but the family should interact  more.none of these actors are leads,the show is an ensemble.

needs more slattery.

i keep cutting it off to read blogs.not a good sign.

why is the native wearing speedos?

episode 3:
i am obsessed with lindsay's long lace front wig.the dark roots look nice.

ninja, please.

i need a "hooray tobias" bed in my life.

marky bark?still not laughing.ugh

stuff

so i am thinking about dyeing my hair rainbow colors. what do you think? you can vote until feb 9

also, i am going to do a project with a famous hip hop artist next week.if it is interesting i will post later

should i dye my hair?
	yes
	no
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jessica simpson & her gay dad

i wasn't even going to comment on this but it keeps coming up.joe simpson & his wife are divorcing & the tabloids are saying it's cause he loves the peen.here's the deal: i met jessica & nick lachey years ago when they were married. not so long ago, i heard a rumor saying the other reason why they divorced(#1 being that she cheated) was because her dad kept on trying to fuck him.

let that sink in

i dont believe he's gay.

bisexual, maybe(i mean he DID sleep with the mom twice) plus i believe that he molested jessica but thats another story for another day.

coming to the point now,lol.maybe he is bi(i would believe that more than he was fully gay)& him making a pass at lachey isnt SO far fetched.

i wasnt there.i never asked. so that is that.believe what you want.

the end

los angeles fashion week :-(

ok, so i used to love la fashion week.i would wait all year round for it & plan my outfits like crazy.it was my reason for being.

now.....

not so much


we are in the middle(?) of fashion week & i am all "whatevs". the shows have been great, dont get me wrong , but the planning/execution is TERRIBLE!!!! oh how i miss mercedes benz/smashbox fashion week.

eh

back in MY day(lol) people like me did not have to wait in line for an hour waiting to be let in while watching others cut the line. back in MY day gift bags were for vips, not whoever was first upstairs.

:-(

so disappointed but at least there have been no swimsuit,tee shirt, or lingerie fashion shows(thank the lord). tonight i will listen to led zepplin, try to absorb all this cheap champagne from the show, & remember the good old days.this would be the perfect time to insert my acid washed dress picture @ the last official la fashion week but, alas i am too drunk and/or lazy.

just some food for thought


your bff in christ,
the d

ps: the world of wonder reality tv show will not be happening because the casting director hates me.lol


pps:i see they are iso seatfiller for the jody watley/jon secada muscial "Loving the Silent
Tears". how incredibly sad! they cant even GIVE those tickets away....

tonight, tonight

spent tonight listening to the raveonettes play acoustically.pretty cool & sharon is so cute. made a fool of myself with sune & a friend embarrassed me in front of nic harcourt(which is pretty hard because i NEVER get embarrassed). :-(

i should be asleep now but i am so wired!
:-( :-( :-(

i must wake up really early.

anyhoo, so men are weird(though predictable). i was with a man who loves me but knows that i will never ever have sex with him.he gets sort of pissy & tries to cockblock when i am around men that i would actually date.very sad stuff & so middle school.he is damn near 40 & still playing games.i really need a boyfriend,my last relationship was with elvis & we all know that was 700 years ago. i am not desperate, no craigslist nsa ads being planned but celibacy is getting old.

i went to the party & i felt so out of place(i usually am but this time that i actually FELT it). was introduced to the girl from "argo"(notice how i cant be bothered with googling or remembering her name).she was cute but i was not impressed. she was humble(fake? "hollywood humble"? idk).i could not be that.just not in me.she was dressed like an "in living color" reject, i felt sorry for her like i do most hipsters.


still talking to world of wonder about the new reality show.just another pain in my ass.

doctors say that my cancer might be back(yay?)

aha!

something really amazing has just happened to me.unfortunately i cannot say more.let's just say that all my dreams will be coming true sometime soon. this month/year has been soooooooooooooooo bad(not the worst, but still pretty terrible).i always kept the faith.i always believed. & then it happened. fucking unbelievable.

why did it happen?
because i am pretty?no
because i am "famous"?no

it is because i am smart enough to never give up
it happened because i never let other people determine my worth(or even future worth)


it is very late & i have to pretend to sleep now(in dallas speak that means watch netflix for another 2 hours). tomorrow i will be going to the mad decent block party & be surrounded by hipsters & white girls dressed as pocohontas(yuck).

are you in jail tonight, hon?

someone keeps calling me from prison but i have no idea who it is plus cell phones don't get collect calls. not being a dick,just no way of taking your call(whoever you may be).i'll see you when you break out*

 love
 the d

ps, filmed something with someone famous yesterday.i will wait to see it before i post any more info here.it may be cool,may not.either way i still get paid


*this reminds me of the time they found a dead geezer with my # in his phone. STILL trying to figure that one out

miss dallas on hipster racism

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hollywood gossip:blind item revealed

source:crazydaysandnights

For those of you who have read the site for a long time, this one might be easier than those of you who don't know about the connection I had to a certain hit television show that had a very long run and has spawned at least two very big names, but no so much my connection to the show. Nice guy, but not a huge star.

Anyway, on this show, everyone at first was really united and became kind of like family and it was at this time that one of the co-stars and now an A list television actress who has pretty much given up on ever doing a movie again. She confided that she had been sexually assaulted and her virginity taken by an actor after an acting class one night. The actor, who is now a B lister with a new show of his own and not the greatest reputation took some time after that before he became famous and did get beat up by two of the actors from the victim's show. One of the actors was an A list actor on one of the more fan fanatic shows of all time.

Anyway, this actress started dating a celebrity and she told him she was a virgin and then confided in him the story about being sexually assaulted and at first he was ok about it, but then decided he could not deal with her constant emotional issues and the constant presence of family members so started cheating on her and they split.

Her relationships ever since this episode have been one disaster after another because she does not trust and she always ends up doing what she thinks she is supposed to be doing rather than just following her heart. She refuses therapy because she does not want her secret to get out. A few months ago she walked down the red carpet and saw her attacker and froze in place for a good two minutes before leaving and then not being seen in public for a week. She is very careful to never go to anything where he might show up. It is why she usually stays in or stays close to home.

victim: jennifer love hewitt

celebrity who could not deal: john mayer

 2 actors:scott wolfe & matthew fox

blind item iron man:rdj

so robert downey jr posts as Himmmm on gossip blogs? interesting stuff. says that he does not crossdress but DOES look good in a dress & heels?

i am trying to process this

i actually do not doubt that this MIGHT be rdj(mind you,i say might). he does have plenty of time on his hands plus a computer. hollywood is weirder than you think. if all this is true, i say "good for you, keep up the good work. your stories are amazing".

& btw, "chaplin" & "less than zero" are 2 of my favorite movies of all time





one of himmmm's stories:

(Keep in mind I didn't witness this, it was just told to me from a participant as it happened).

There was supposedly a little friction (or lack of) between the two main actors. So to lighten the mood during that sex scene, Seth thought he'd do something totally unexpected. He sneaks a stunt prop into the bed - which is some apparatus/turkey baster tool filled with a harmless white substance.

So it's time to shoot the scene. They're trying to act all drunk and sexy, and each time - Seth asks for a break (claiming he's too excited).

So each time, he apologizes for his obvious physical excitement, and Katie's trying to be a good sport but thinking this will NEVER END and a little freaked out because it is awkward.

So...on the next take, they're grinding. Getting faster, and Seth is really getting into it. He's on top of her, and her reaches for his hidden tool. He was going to act all excited and fake his orgasm on her...chest.

Well, he can't get the toy positioned properly, and he squeezes it wrong and...

...SPLOSH! A HUGE jet spray of white creamy "something" erupts from somewhere - but EXPLODES upwards into Seth's face accidentally, covering him in his own...fake goo.

Katie SCREAMS, and starts laughing so hard she can't breathe. Covering her face to protect herself. Seth freezes, looking like a glazed donut. She cannot stop laughing, thinking he really prematurely ejaculated in his own face.

Seth, deadpan, turns to the camera and calmly says: "I think that's a wrap for today". (Crawls off her and sulks away sheepishly to clean up).

I still have not seen the movie, so I'm not sure if it's in the DVD extras or not. It's AMAZING how many times that preemie volcano has happened for real. Not to EVERYONE mind you, just uh, so I've heard about others.

the smallest cocks in hollywood

not that i would know(lol), i present to you the small celebrity penis list

spaz de la huerta

poor little paz. how will she pay for her heroin after the "boardwalk empire" checks stop coming in? if only i could be a fly on the wall. remember the time she pulled out her tampon on set & threw it on the floor in front of the whole cast & crew? good times....

christina aguilera's messy period

now i wont post any of the pix from etta james' funeral with some mystery fluid leaking down xtina's legs. pretty gross & i definitely dry heaved when i saw it.
#1 reminds me a bit of when britney spears had her meltdown & shaved her head
#2 i dont think it was menstrual blood(or self tanner) running down her legs

i hate to admit it, but i dont think she is fucked up enough to go outside without underwear to a funeral. my theory is she was having a miscarriage. whatever the case, hopefully xtina will get it together & lose the weight or buy clothes that fit. she is beautiful & talented, the whole situation just makes me sorry for her

case solved: khloe kardashian's dad

kris jenner's hairstylist for the past 30 years Alex Roldan looks a lot like khloe alexandra kardashian don't you think? very interesting......

meet monica velour

many millions of years ago i did a sitcom with this actress. i couldnt remember where i'd seen her before, she had a horribly fake italian accent & it really made me sad.so many actresses would kill for this job. actresses with authentic italian accents, yet she was chosen because she knew the casting director. i knew that she'd been working since the 1980s & the bad accent/unfunny script was killing me(the unfunny, pun laden sitcom was on tv for many years). just today i figured out who she was, the bitchy girlfriend from "mannequin"(y'know she worked at illustra). anyhoo

watching "meet monica velour" & i wonder why it wasnt a bigger hit. kim catrall is awesome as usual as a has been porn star & shows the other side of being a sexy senior.

khloe kardashian simpson?

o.j. simpson thinks that he is khloe's dad!!!! lol

i doubt it, though. khloe is too ugly to be a simpson & his other kids are gorgeous

celebrity gossip blind items revealed

source:crazydaysandnights

I guess this woman is still an actress, but she has not been in anything forever. She makes her living these days by living off her past fame and recent reality performances. Back in the day she was a solid B lister. Anyway, she has trouble getting dates so she and her A list married movie actor friend have a little deal. When he finds someone for himself, he tries to find someone who enjoys men and women. She beards for the actor and gets some fun on the side. The bonus is the A list actor does all the paying. It seems no one is willing to be with our aging actress for free.

kirstie alley & miss john travolta

This foreign born A list television star from a very hit network show has always come across as Mr. loving husband despite being separated by distance. Perhaps he should spend a little more time focusing on the Mrs and not the hookers he goes through by the dozens or hitting on fellow cast members.

hugh laurie



source:buzzfoto
This C list actress who was once in a pornographic film was overheard at a bar the other night telling friends that she believes that women are just ‘playthings for men’ and their ‘whole purpose on Earth’ is to be visually attractive to men. Blech!

pamela anderson

source:nationalenquirer
WHICH famous yo-yo dieter plumped up to become the spokesperson for a popular weight-loss program? The singer/actress was in dire need of a quick career boost – and the high-profile campaign was the best way to get back in the limelight to create some buzz for her planned career comeback!

janet "miss jackson" if you're nasty

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