jon hamm says his eyes are up here

so jon hamm is upset that everyone keeps talking about his penis.

lol

orly?

why not wear underwear,then? that might help.it's like a woman with huge tits who refuses to wear a bra. of course people will look. don't objectify yourself & most people won't either.

maybe the difference is now it's finally a man who is the sexy piece of meat.he's not my type, but he does look good as don draper & i do like the penis pix(just sayin').what's not to like? plus i heard he likes to share even though his girlfriend doesn't.

ha ha lol

last week i totally forgot what the url was to this blog when i wanted to post something.lol

 i have been beyond busy fucking shit up & causing worldwide mayhem, plus it's easier to post on my tumblr

jessica simpson & her gay dad

i wasn't even going to comment on this but it keeps coming up.joe simpson & his wife are divorcing & the tabloids are saying it's cause he loves the peen.here's the deal: i met jessica & nick lachey years ago when they were married. not so long ago, i heard a rumor saying the other reason why they divorced(#1 being that she cheated) was because her dad kept on trying to fuck him.

let that sink in

i dont believe he's gay.

bisexual, maybe(i mean he DID sleep with the mom twice) plus i believe that he molested jessica but thats another story for another day.

coming to the point now,lol.maybe he is bi(i would believe that more than he was fully gay)& him making a pass at lachey isnt SO far fetched.

i wasnt there.i never asked. so that is that.believe what you want.

the end

anderson cooper is gay

shocker!!!! next thing you know, someone will be trying to tell me the sky is blue or water is wet.....

tom cruise & katie getting a divorce

wow!i am sooo shocked {sarcasm}. i wonder when the next part happen?

blind items revealed!!!!

ok, so i got a little "jersey shore" gossip but since i dont watch it(nor care) i didnt post. the story is a male cast member (vinny?) is paying meagan good for sex. waaaaaahhhhwaaaaaaahhhhh. yeah, i know, who cares?

now let's get to the real reason why i am posting now.

source:crazydaysandnights

Four For Friday - The Show From Hell

Ever wonder what happens when you put a former B+ female tweener who gets her own first show and you mix her with a former B list television actress from a long running hit ensemble show who also thinks she is the star? You get several years of pleasantness on the outside and the worst conditions ever on a show on the inside. The former tweener had a huge ego. Coming off some movies and a very popular tween show she thought she was going to be the biggest star on the planet. She also had a very goody goody image on the outside, but on multiple occasions had more than one guy at once. She is also a huge collector of her own homemade porn.

The actress coming into the show who had been on the hit ensemble show also was a goody goody on the inside and out but it did not stop her from being a diva. She also could be the biggest b**ch on the planet if you crossed her. As she told the tweener once after they got into a hair pulling fight, "I learned from the meanest actress who ever walked onto a television set. You will lose."

How about the times that our tweener would walk around naked when the actresses husband would stop by the set. "Oops. I did not know you were here." Not that she would ever normally have sex with him. She likes big, big big guys if you know what I mean. However, to get back at the actress she would have slept with the husband who is also a B list movie actor.

For years the two never spoke to each other unless they had to. Knowing how prudish the actress was, our tweener would have wild sex as loudly and as close to the actress as possible even when her kids were visiting. She would even have sex in the actresses' trailer and have her companions leave their used condoms. It was a wild wild set and the two still hate each other.

 

tweener: amanda bynes

prude actress: jennie garth

meanest actress: shannen doherty

shit nobody cares about: minnie driver's secret baby daddy

so who is the father of henry driver?no one is asking but here is the answer: Dmitry Lipkin

you're welcome

khloe kardashian simpson?

o.j. simpson thinks that he is khloe's dad!!!! lol

i doubt it, though. khloe is too ugly to be a simpson & his other kids are gorgeous

condoms + porn stars

so now there is a law saying that all porn filmed in la must have condoms. i think it is a terrible idea. not that i need condomless porn(thank you) but because the producers will find a way to get out of it by either filming somewhere else or calling it "amateur" porn. neither is good for la & neither will prevent the spread of aids. aids will be around until there is a cure. aids will be around until EVERYONE practices safe sex. pornstars did not start hiv nor will they stop it. politicians THINK they are actually doing something but(as usual) they are just wasting tax money on stupid shit.

what affects you more:

the homeless man in front of your building
high taxes
the small salaries of police officers
terrible schools that teach your kids nothing
the ecomomy
or
pornstars having unprotected sex?


the amount of stupidity always amazes me.why are people sooooooooooo passionate about shit that doesn't even matter?

btw:yes, i do know some of the pornstars that brought aids back from south america a couple of years ago

peoples choice awards

woke up at 4 today, missed the peoples choice awards but managed to attend the after party. i cannot say that i enjoyed it(looked fab, though). brian mc knight sang. he has an amazing voice. mother love, mario lopez, & the fat guy from jersey shore were there. star studded, lol.very underwhelmed at this point.

& now you know

nic cage is one of the undead?no shit, sherlock! proof

who shot j.r. game proper

i dont know if i even care about "dallas" being on the air again.i wasnt alive the 1st time around & this time there are no exciting actors.it's all "desperate housewives" rejects & old people.lol

i wouldnt pay to see jordana brewster & i wouldnt watch her for free, either

i'd rather have "dynasty 2011" with the original head bitch joan collins(in 1980s attire,thank you very much).this "dallas" shit sounds boring

back to texting millionaire admirers

xoxo
the d

american pie 4

i hear from one of the stars that they are about to film "american pie 4" with all the original cast

eh

just the thought of more shannon elizabeth & tara(terror) reid makes my head hurt. now if they'd said this a decade ago.i might have been interested....

i ain't even mad

& yes, most of you women look like this(but WAY worse)