Lost Boys 2:The Tribe

ok, so let me state first that i lost it when i found out they were making this movie(the original being one of my favorites).the original had alex winter, a man that 5 year old me was convinced that i would marry.met him & he is indeed somebody's husband(just not mine,lol.i got over it quickly).of course, this is my 1st time seeing LB2 & the 3rd installment. this will be a half asses "live blogging" review. i'm guessing that it sucks many balls, that is something we will both find out soon enough.....

2 minutes in & already bad cgi & horrible acting.....eh

5:22 angus sutherland?the poor mans keifer(i'm guessing he was the fat australian looking one)...

8:11 i dont care!where's the naked vampires at?

10:10 shirtless guy with sax makes an appearance.haha very funny.not

13:28 already this movie is taking itself WAY too seriously plus there are no hot actors! where's the beef?

16:20 they should have named this movie "boring surf vampires" or something.a total rip & y'know jami gertz,jason patric, & corey haim were totally available to come back.the producers probably just didnt want to pay enough.i see why they would want to hire younger actors but these people cant act & are not attractive enough for you to forget that they cant act.eh

i want to give up already but i promised myself that i would watch both movies.this is painful already.....

17:30 "the goonies" is awesome.whoever wrote this is an asshole

27:30 oh, yeah, sure, a dude is gonna stop fucking a random skank to check on his sister?i totally believe that. i'm mad that the vampires are more "jackass" frat boys than sexy.

not.cool.at.all

28:00 i guess the main problem is that the writers never gave me a reason to care about the main characters. they were lame & unappealing since the beginning.both lead actors are so annoying.hopefully, they are not in the next installment.....

32:15 eh. i feel bad for corey feldman.i'm sure there could have been a better way to introduce his character. {i cant stop shaking my head}. so in the 80s they sold comic books & now he's a surf board shaper?so fucking random. in the next one is he a computer programmer or video game expert? beyond lame.how many focus groups did they have to run to come up with the surfer idea? :-(

34:54 vampire dies on antlers?real original....didn't billy wirth die that way in the 1st one?this writer is REALLY making me hate him. why so stupid?why does everything have to be so dumbed down these days?

you see what kind of punishment i have to go through for you!!!!

36:28 i'm mad corey looks like a cross between charlie sheen & the fat kid from "small wonder"

53:00 blonde vampire FINALLY takes his shirt off.i fear this will be the only "good" part.le sigh

1:01:08 ridiculous car chase with skateboards & terrible cgi.ick

taking a little break

so i see angus is "shane" which disappoints me a bit.i was hoping he was the fat guy. anywho, kinda sexy but he has the weirdest accent.half scottish,half "i'm australian but trying to sound american". distracting for sure.def not a canadian accent. kiefer was scary, this guy looks like he could faint at any moment from hunger.

the ending just makes my head hurt.so much stealing throughout(especially when the fat guy keeps yelling other movie catch phrases).

is "lost boys 2" worth 2 hours of your life?no. not at all.


i hatehatehate movies that cannot stand alone. a movie should tell a complete story in & of itself. it should not be the 2 hours between the prequel & threequel. i wonder how much they paid corey haim for that 1 minutes worth of work? i guess i'll watch the next one when my migraine goes away