i met a rude gay guy, all up in my face, drunk & annoying,kept talking about my teeth.
gay guy:"how'd you get your teeth so white?"
dallas:"by sucking cock"
thinking back on it, i should've said "saying the word nigger keeps my teeth white" like paul mooney. another missed opportunity!
"Don’t stare at me, baby. You can see me in the movies" Rita Hayworth
That's hilarious ! I bet he was wondering if that was the case why his teeth weren't a bit whitier
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