Fact vs Fiction

source:laweekly
now i wasn't going to comment but this really shows how much what you read in the newspapers are lies. maybe some reporters should carry around recorders or use notepads. maybe they thought it would sound better if they lied (or then again, maybe this journalist was drunk). who knows, who cares. yes, i know this persons name but i will omit it since they conveniently forgot mine....

In the line for Joseph Domingo, I stand next to a veteran velvet-rope jumper, a woman wearing a bouclé suit and a dead ferret. actually it was a 1940's suit. the security guard said that he loved my Evita Peron look

Along with the ferret, who wears a mournful but friendly expression and whose name is Harry, the woman is accessorized with a 1940s veiled hat and a suitcase.i did not have a hat OR a veil. it was a headband scarf & nothing else.not from the 1940's but from le dollar store

She's been telling people that her suitcase is filled with condoms.my exact quote was "hardcandy & condoms" a line stolen from the greatest show ever, "Reno 911"

Her ebulliently drunk stylist friend has a front-row ticket. The woman has none.1 you can't even get into the venue without a ticket & 2 the man was a manager(which he said every 5 minutes). we were with a very famous writer from a rival newspaper.he has his picture featured prominently on all of his articles PLUS he was wearing the same outfit in the pictures!!!! i know for a fact that this person knew EXACTLY who these men were, but just decided not to say something(for whatever reason).

It doesn't matter, she assures me. She's been successfully sneaking into fashion shows for 10 years. actually it's been 100 years....


She will work the magic of the dead ferret to get herself into the show. Her foolproof method involves looking fabulous and taking any available seat and refusing to budge. "Though this might be the year that breaks me," she says dubiously, as her drunk friend begins to lick the ink off the tickets. of course i never said that(or anything like it). the friend was licking my ticket, y'know the ticket that i didn't have.....


Inside, minutes later, she is being interviewed by a camera crew, so her technique seems to work.yeah, my "technique" worked. i guess they wanted to interview me not because i'm on 2 of vh1's top shows but because i "snuck" in. genius

later in the article(about another show)


there in the audience I spot dead-ferret girl bopping one stiletto-clad foot to the African tribal music. Go figure. no, i was not wearing stilettos. i wasn't "bopping" to anything & how could they see my shoes or anything? i was not in the front row. all they could see was the top of my head(unless this person has x-ray vision. oh well. whatever
again, i'll post pix if anybody emails them to me. i'm sure they are on wireimage(search for "smashbox los angeles fashion week" if you have the time). of course, we ALL know i am to lazy to do so.....