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Showing posts with label cousins. Show all posts
1/15/12
sunday funday: "sordid lives" the series
#1 i lovelovelove leslie jordan!
#2 del shores is a fool
watching "sordid lives" the tv show(never seen the movie). too fucking funny plus aunt sissy totally stole my hairdo. stars rue mclanahan, olivia newton john(yuck), & beth grant as sassy texas trailer trash. mr jordan is a tammy wynette obsessed drag queen in a mental hospital.
2/22/11
Beyonce is black?
1/24/11
Flavor Flav To Open Up Flav’s Fried Chicken
source:crunktastical
And unlike R.Kelly or Mary J. Blige selling encyclopedias door to door, it makes all the sense in the world to me.
91155888 Buzz Notes: Flavor Flav To Open Up Flavs Fried Chicken In Iowa Flavor Flav, a rapper and star of the dating reality series “Flavor of Love,” is set to open a fried chicken eatery in Clinton, Iowa on Monday.
The 51-year-old, whose real name is William Drayton Jr., hopes to open hundreds of fried chicken joints called Flav’s Fried Chicken, or FFC, that could compete with KFC. Flavor Flav graduated from cooking school in 1978 and worked as a head cook in several restaurants.
“You’re going to find me in here working,” Flavor Flav told the Clinton Herald newspaper.
“You’re going to be catching me seasoning my chicken, flouring my chicken, frying up my chicken, and not only that, but serving my chicken to my people. The taste will blow up your taste buds. You’ll have fireworks in there.”
Flavor Flav, who is known for sporting a clock around his neck and who has been the subject of a Comedy Central Roast, has also been keeping busy with his autobiography, “Flavor Flav: The Icon.” The book is set for release in the late spring
i guess now Bret Michaels should launch a string of free pregnancy clinics in Hollywood & Ray J to start a new "how to film golden showers" workshop...
And unlike R.Kelly or Mary J. Blige selling encyclopedias door to door, it makes all the sense in the world to me.
91155888 Buzz Notes: Flavor Flav To Open Up Flavs Fried Chicken In Iowa Flavor Flav, a rapper and star of the dating reality series “Flavor of Love,” is set to open a fried chicken eatery in Clinton, Iowa on Monday.
The 51-year-old, whose real name is William Drayton Jr., hopes to open hundreds of fried chicken joints called Flav’s Fried Chicken, or FFC, that could compete with KFC. Flavor Flav graduated from cooking school in 1978 and worked as a head cook in several restaurants.
“You’re going to find me in here working,” Flavor Flav told the Clinton Herald newspaper.
“You’re going to be catching me seasoning my chicken, flouring my chicken, frying up my chicken, and not only that, but serving my chicken to my people. The taste will blow up your taste buds. You’ll have fireworks in there.”
Flavor Flav, who is known for sporting a clock around his neck and who has been the subject of a Comedy Central Roast, has also been keeping busy with his autobiography, “Flavor Flav: The Icon.” The book is set for release in the late spring
i guess now Bret Michaels should launch a string of free pregnancy clinics in Hollywood & Ray J to start a new "how to film golden showers" workshop...
1/8/11
Short-Lived 70s Groupie Magazine Star Now Online
source:Liz Colville
Star magazine was a teen magazine, but it was essentially a magazine for groupies. Published by Petersen Publishing, it lasted a mere five issues in 1973 due to an influx of complaints from the public. Those five issues are now going online with the help of one Ryan Richardson, who's uploaded digital issues here. So what was the public so upset about? Oh, how about the first feature story in the very first issue: "Your Very Own Superfox: How You'll Know It's Him."
Excerpts from that article, which reads a bit like a religious pamphlet stuck to the floor of a New York subway station:
Foxy Lady, it is written in the stars and in the hearts of every worshipper of the Zodiac, from the inner brooding soul of the Capricorn woman to the deep, easy warmth of the Lady of Sagittarius, that there is a time for her to have her very own SUPERFOX. It is written that the time must come for a girl to move forward and up from the ranks of the shy, blushing Teenybopper, and to express herself as a brave new woman in a brave new world.
Later:
SUPERFOX is no dream, Sugar! SUPERFOX is that groovy dude who is the perfect match for your far-out personal style. He is your Main Squeezzzzzze! This is the man who will put a little more glide in your stride, and let you fall out to a happening in your sizzle pants with a few extra dips in your hips. Know where I'm coming from? I bet you do!
Fall out to a happening in your sizzle pants. It goes on, with section headers called "Your Own Little Loveplots!" and "You'll Be a Sex Slave!" and "Superfox Will Make You Insanely Jealous!" Regarding that jealousy:
Little Sister, don't be surprised if you suddenly discover that the calm, collected, come-whatever-may inner you is actually the jealous type! You will be super-jealous about this particular dude, insanely so. Your life will be one red alert alarm after another. It will just irk you to death the way that certain little brunette gumpdrop somehow manages to be around Him all the time. The poor guy almost has to trip over this self-appointed shadow to get where He's going: And you'll feel that's too close for comfort. Right? You'll even keep half an eye on your very own buddy, buddy girlfriends; you don't leave anything to chance. You'll even be jealous of this Fox's dumb friends…boys will be boys, My Dear. That's the only answer I can give you. But at least you'll be sure of one thing: This is SUPERFOX.
In this issue is also an article called "I Fought for His Love," with an illustration of one Farrah-haired groupie punching out another, and another called "Those Foxy Hollywood High Girls." There is also a craft project called "What's New to Do: Make a Foxy Pillow," which is literally a star-shaped pillow with a cloth fox sewn onto it, which the model in this picture is definitely crying into/kissing
GOODBYE CRUEL WORRLD!!! :-)
source:Liz Colville
Star magazine was a teen magazine, but it was essentially a magazine for groupies. Published by Petersen Publishing, it lasted a mere five issues in 1973 due to an influx of complaints from the public. Those five issues are now going online with the help of one Ryan Richardson, who's uploaded digital issues here. So what was the public so upset about? Oh, how about the first feature story in the very first issue: "Your Very Own Superfox: How You'll Know It's Him."
Excerpts from that article, which reads a bit like a religious pamphlet stuck to the floor of a New York subway station:
Foxy Lady, it is written in the stars and in the hearts of every worshipper of the Zodiac, from the inner brooding soul of the Capricorn woman to the deep, easy warmth of the Lady of Sagittarius, that there is a time for her to have her very own SUPERFOX. It is written that the time must come for a girl to move forward and up from the ranks of the shy, blushing Teenybopper, and to express herself as a brave new woman in a brave new world.
Later:
SUPERFOX is no dream, Sugar! SUPERFOX is that groovy dude who is the perfect match for your far-out personal style. He is your Main Squeezzzzzze! This is the man who will put a little more glide in your stride, and let you fall out to a happening in your sizzle pants with a few extra dips in your hips. Know where I'm coming from? I bet you do!
Fall out to a happening in your sizzle pants. It goes on, with section headers called "Your Own Little Loveplots!" and "You'll Be a Sex Slave!" and "Superfox Will Make You Insanely Jealous!" Regarding that jealousy:
Little Sister, don't be surprised if you suddenly discover that the calm, collected, come-whatever-may inner you is actually the jealous type! You will be super-jealous about this particular dude, insanely so. Your life will be one red alert alarm after another. It will just irk you to death the way that certain little brunette gumpdrop somehow manages to be around Him all the time. The poor guy almost has to trip over this self-appointed shadow to get where He's going: And you'll feel that's too close for comfort. Right? You'll even keep half an eye on your very own buddy, buddy girlfriends; you don't leave anything to chance. You'll even be jealous of this Fox's dumb friends…boys will be boys, My Dear. That's the only answer I can give you. But at least you'll be sure of one thing: This is SUPERFOX.
In this issue is also an article called "I Fought for His Love," with an illustration of one Farrah-haired groupie punching out another, and another called "Those Foxy Hollywood High Girls." There is also a craft project called "What's New to Do: Make a Foxy Pillow," which is literally a star-shaped pillow with a cloth fox sewn onto it, which the model in this picture is definitely crying into/kissing
GOODBYE CRUEL WORRLD!!! :-)
11/3/10
yucky, wow, gross, omg!
so i hear that Trish & Billy Ray Cyrus are getting a divorce because Trish was fucking Bret Michaels. somehow none of that surprises me. she looks like a skank/slore/horse hybrid(just like he likes 'em)
7/12/10
so naughty
been off prozac for a while now(no, my doc did not tell me to).
more people like the "no prozac" Dallas but that is not the reason.very hard to think while on drugs(lol), have not replaced it with anything else(besides vodka). yes, i realize how horrible this all sounds & i do not recommend anyone else to follow in ANY of my footsteps.
decided to extend my "vacation from reality" by going to Sweden or London in the next couple of months.i have been sooooooo focused on Hollywood & not really living. why wait? what will really happen while i am gone?the same things that happen while i'm here?it was always a fear of losing my position in the hierarchy, but now really at a point where i could care less.i need to live. i need to be who i am.spent this whole month being who someone else wanted me to be & my soul is drained.i close my mouth instead of telling the truth.i close my mouth when being made into the victim.i close my mouth when lies are being told about me.
not any more
people who i thought were my friends are just users.my only real friend is my diary(which i have been ignoring).
blahblahblah
my days are filled with vodka/red bull, Nick Flynn books(such a hottie), & my nights are filled with celebrities at boring parties.got an email from a relative i never met, asking when will i come back "home".what is home? it was NEVER in Texas,for sure. ok, now i'm ever boring myself.time to go
Dallas Monroe Harrison
4
"Celebrity Rehab" 2011
more people like the "no prozac" Dallas but that is not the reason.very hard to think while on drugs(lol), have not replaced it with anything else(besides vodka). yes, i realize how horrible this all sounds & i do not recommend anyone else to follow in ANY of my footsteps.
decided to extend my "vacation from reality" by going to Sweden or London in the next couple of months.i have been sooooooo focused on Hollywood & not really living. why wait? what will really happen while i am gone?the same things that happen while i'm here?it was always a fear of losing my position in the hierarchy, but now really at a point where i could care less.i need to live. i need to be who i am.spent this whole month being who someone else wanted me to be & my soul is drained.i close my mouth instead of telling the truth.i close my mouth when being made into the victim.i close my mouth when lies are being told about me.
not any more
people who i thought were my friends are just users.my only real friend is my diary(which i have been ignoring).
blahblahblah
my days are filled with vodka/red bull, Nick Flynn books(such a hottie), & my nights are filled with celebrities at boring parties.got an email from a relative i never met, asking when will i come back "home".what is home? it was NEVER in Texas,for sure. ok, now i'm ever boring myself.time to go
Dallas Monroe Harrison
4
"Celebrity Rehab" 2011
4/23/10
Britney's nips try to make a run for it
According to The Sun, Daddy Spears has threatened the bodyguard who has stood by time after time and let his daughter be photographed without her nipples covered up. A source says, "Jamie's control over Britney's life is incredible. He hates the pictures of her with her nipples all over the place so he has banned her from leaving the house without a bra. He wants her to put across the right impression. One security guard was told he is close to getting fired because he lets her go out without her bra."
i am SOOOO mad that he didn't do this years ago.lol
i am SOOOO mad that he didn't do this years ago.lol
4/9/10
get it girl!
so 78 year old Elizabeth Taylor is getting ready to marry her 9th husband who is 49, tall, black, & (to her,)handsome.i say "gone 'head & get it, girl!".
don't hate the player,hate the game. i guess...
don't hate the player,hate the game. i guess...
11/23/09
if only i could have been there
source:laineygossip
Few celebrity offences are more offensive than That Line. You know That Line. When they drop That Line it’s like a spotlight on the soul. Using that line implies conceit, unearned entitlement, arrogance, and disrespect. Users of that line believe they are better than the recipient, that the recipient should be more deferential, that the recipient should consider himself blessed to be in the user’s presence.
Do you know who I am?
That line and all its iterations is the slogan for a class system for famous people so accustomed to feeding sycophants their own sh-t they actually find it incredible when the outside world throws it back in their faces.Everybody’s favourite teenage twat JailBait Miley Cyrus was in New York the other day and hit up a burger joint. She was asked for her name by the counter manager so that he could tag her order. This is when Miley dropped The Line, snapping at him:
"Are you serious? You don't recognize me? I'm Miley Cyrus."
Am kind of in love with the manager now because instead of spitting in her food, this is how he answered: "That's nice for you. Here is your order. Have a good day."
THAT’s NICE FOR YOU.
Why, WHY can’t this be on YouTube? You’re there for a burger. The dude wants your name so you can pick up your burger. Why is it important who you are? Stand in line, grab your burger, eat the f-ckin’ burger, and get the f-ck out.Harmless incident?
Few celebrity offences are more offensive than That Line. You know That Line. When they drop That Line it’s like a spotlight on the soul. Using that line implies conceit, unearned entitlement, arrogance, and disrespect. Users of that line believe they are better than the recipient, that the recipient should be more deferential, that the recipient should consider himself blessed to be in the user’s presence.
Do you know who I am?
That line and all its iterations is the slogan for a class system for famous people so accustomed to feeding sycophants their own sh-t they actually find it incredible when the outside world throws it back in their faces.Everybody’s favourite teenage twat JailBait Miley Cyrus was in New York the other day and hit up a burger joint. She was asked for her name by the counter manager so that he could tag her order. This is when Miley dropped The Line, snapping at him:
"Are you serious? You don't recognize me? I'm Miley Cyrus."
Am kind of in love with the manager now because instead of spitting in her food, this is how he answered: "That's nice for you. Here is your order. Have a good day."
THAT’s NICE FOR YOU.
Why, WHY can’t this be on YouTube? You’re there for a burger. The dude wants your name so you can pick up your burger. Why is it important who you are? Stand in line, grab your burger, eat the f-ckin’ burger, and get the f-ck out.Harmless incident?
2/17/08
Flavor of Love is fake (duh)
Page Six is reporting that Flavor of Love 3 is turning out to be the fakest season of all. Apparently, right after season 2 of the show finished filming, Foofy Foofy got a different chick pregnant and proposed marriage to her. Foofy never even called season 2 winner, Deelishis.
A source said, "He decided he was in love with her and they got engaged. He never even bothered to call Deelishis after the reunion show. He has a fiancée he's in love with and doesn't want to cheat on, but he'd already cashed his check that VH1 gave him for season three - and the show resurrected his career. He was dead broke before, so he's doing it for his family."
A rep for Vh1 said, "Flav is not engaged. It's true he's on his eighth child but, as he's said in the past, he'd like 10. So there's two more to go."
source: Dlisted
duh. tell me something that i DON'T know. i actually auditioned for the 1st & 2nd seasons. the first time, the casting directors said that i was not "ghetto" enough. the second time, the casting director yelled out (while we were rolling & on tape, mind you) "Dallas, I know you don't date black men!!!!!". he totally called me out. quite a faux pas. back to stuffing my piehole with candy. oh yeah & btw i am in talks for a new show (suck my d!ck America!!!!!!!).lmfao
12/8/07
Jamie Lynn needs an abortion
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
so disappointed, though we ALL knew this was coming.
Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant by her 19 year old, live in boyfriend (that she met at church)
*Dallas puts head on desk*
now i'm not even going to mention Britney, but you'd think that by now the Mom would be a little better at parenting .
i'm about 98% sure that at 16, Jamie Lynn hasn't even finished (home) school yet. it's bad enough seeing ignorant @ss teen millionaires all over the news, but pregnant as well? really? no $$$ for condoms? really? couldn't get your assistant to go to Walgreens?
i could not be more confused
sorry to say but Jamie Lynn needs to get an abortion, then pick up a book. what kind of book, you may ask. at this point, it really doesn't matter.
kids having kids is so foul. for the love of god, use a condom. there ARE diseases out there that will kill you. aids is not a dream, there is no cure, it is quite serious, & can happen to anybody.
12/19
having a child at 16 is unexcusable. i don't care how much money she may have. how about finishing high school first? what about going to college? maybe learn a little more so that by the time you DO have a kid, you'll have some sort of knowledge or real life experience. she should not even be having sex at 16. i know i can't be the only rational one here. seriously. being on tv does not qualify you to be an expert on anything. & i've seen those studio/on set schools. those kids aren't learning anything...
so disappointed, though we ALL knew this was coming.
Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant by her 19 year old, live in boyfriend (that she met at church)
*Dallas puts head on desk*
now i'm not even going to mention Britney, but you'd think that by now the Mom would be a little better at parenting .
i'm about 98% sure that at 16, Jamie Lynn hasn't even finished (home) school yet. it's bad enough seeing ignorant @ss teen millionaires all over the news, but pregnant as well? really? no $$$ for condoms? really? couldn't get your assistant to go to Walgreens?
i could not be more confused
sorry to say but Jamie Lynn needs to get an abortion, then pick up a book. what kind of book, you may ask. at this point, it really doesn't matter.
kids having kids is so foul. for the love of god, use a condom. there ARE diseases out there that will kill you. aids is not a dream, there is no cure, it is quite serious, & can happen to anybody.
12/19
having a child at 16 is unexcusable. i don't care how much money she may have. how about finishing high school first? what about going to college? maybe learn a little more so that by the time you DO have a kid, you'll have some sort of knowledge or real life experience. she should not even be having sex at 16. i know i can't be the only rational one here. seriously. being on tv does not qualify you to be an expert on anything. & i've seen those studio/on set schools. those kids aren't learning anything...
8/26/07
Michael Vick vs DMX
i was reading the comments section of the site ahotmess & decided to share the comment from a person named ReeRee
Ree Ree (09:52:26) :
Ree Ree (09:52:26) :
3/21/07
Why you never got a response to that email you sent
these are a couple of reasons why you never got a reply from that email you sent me. just pick out the one you like the best
1 i have a life
2 your email was about your cousin & his "rad" band in Canada
3 i do not pose nude for 60 year old school bus drivers (or anyone else)
4 your thumbnail pic is ugly
5 yes, i know you think i'm sexy
6 oh, did i mention the fact that i have a life?
7 i will not be in your cousins bands music video for free
1 i have a life
2 your email was about your cousin & his "rad" band in Canada
3 i do not pose nude for 60 year old school bus drivers (or anyone else)
4 your thumbnail pic is ugly
5 yes, i know you think i'm sexy
6 oh, did i mention the fact that i have a life?
7 i will not be in your cousins bands music video for free
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH AMERICA???? Why is it that people get more jail time for fighting dogs than they do for abusing humans? How do the police manage to locate these fighting rings that are hidden deep in the woods on private property, but they never have enough man-power or technology to keep track of pedophiles after they're released from prison? Why are dangerous criminals released early because the prisons are too overcrowded to keep them until their sentences are complete…yet there always seems to be room in prison for an animal abuser?
Why is it that DMX's house can be raided, and he's suddenly under the microscope because he had guns and distressed dogs at his home? Yes, this is bad, but I can think of worse things. What about when parents–like the parents of the two Columbine murderers, allow their children to build bombs and buy guns…and they do nothing because they figure their children are "affluent?" Just a couple of weeks ago, three more teens in Wisconsin were arrested for plotting a "Columbine-like" attack on their high school. Police found rifles, shotguns, a handgun, explosive devices, camouflage clothing, gas masks, two-way radios and hundreds of rounds of ammunition at one of their houses. Now, mind you, they're teenagers. SHOULDN'T THEIR PARENTS BE PUT UNDER THE MICROSCOPE? Shouldn't their parents' names be splattered all over the media? Shouldn't they lose their jobs? Shouldn't they be picketed for not doing anything to monitor their children's behavior???
Sorry to be on a soap box, but this one goes over my head every time! Yes, I think what Vick and others like him do with these pit bulls is a terrible thing. They should never be allowed to own a pet. But when will we spend more time on rescuing humans?
Sorry if it seemed I had an attitude of superiority. I didn't mean for my question/comment to come out that way. And I certainly didn't mean to make it sound as if animals aren't deserving of as much compassion as humans. In fact, I've re-read my comments, and I DIDN'T SAY THAT. I didn't say animals don't feel pain. I didn't say they don't give unconditional love. I never said they were inferior to humans…or superior or equal, either. I simply asked if anyone could tell me why it seems that we drop the ball when it comes to abusers of humans
this ReeRee has expressed the same thoughts that i've been having for years. i love it when some tree hugging hippie (lol, hippie) sends me an angry email about how much they love animals, then how they are going to come to LA & kill me (yes, that has happened a couple of times). my point here is not that pets suck & people rule but that there is a LOT of value in human life & that should be respected far beyond anything.
what's more important to you?
i had a conversation with Lacey about this. i asked her, "If there was a fire in a house full of pets & people, what would you save first?" of course, her answer was that she would save the pets & let the people fend for themselves. i found that to be disgusting, but whatever.
...... & don't even get me started on that online pedophile advocate that just left California....