blind item iron man:rdj

so robert downey jr posts as Himmmm on gossip blogs? interesting stuff. says that he does not crossdress but DOES look good in a dress & heels?

i am trying to process this

i actually do not doubt that this MIGHT be rdj(mind you,i say might). he does have plenty of time on his hands plus a computer. hollywood is weirder than you think. if all this is true, i say "good for you, keep up the good work. your stories are amazing".

& btw, "chaplin" & "less than zero" are 2 of my favorite movies of all time





one of himmmm's stories:

(Keep in mind I didn't witness this, it was just told to me from a participant as it happened).

There was supposedly a little friction (or lack of) between the two main actors. So to lighten the mood during that sex scene, Seth thought he'd do something totally unexpected. He sneaks a stunt prop into the bed - which is some apparatus/turkey baster tool filled with a harmless white substance.

So it's time to shoot the scene. They're trying to act all drunk and sexy, and each time - Seth asks for a break (claiming he's too excited).

So each time, he apologizes for his obvious physical excitement, and Katie's trying to be a good sport but thinking this will NEVER END and a little freaked out because it is awkward.

So...on the next take, they're grinding. Getting faster, and Seth is really getting into it. He's on top of her, and her reaches for his hidden tool. He was going to act all excited and fake his orgasm on her...chest.

Well, he can't get the toy positioned properly, and he squeezes it wrong and...

...SPLOSH! A HUGE jet spray of white creamy "something" erupts from somewhere - but EXPLODES upwards into Seth's face accidentally, covering him in his own...fake goo.

Katie SCREAMS, and starts laughing so hard she can't breathe. Covering her face to protect herself. Seth freezes, looking like a glazed donut. She cannot stop laughing, thinking he really prematurely ejaculated in his own face.

Seth, deadpan, turns to the camera and calmly says: "I think that's a wrap for today". (Crawls off her and sulks away sheepishly to clean up).

I still have not seen the movie, so I'm not sure if it's in the DVD extras or not. It's AMAZING how many times that preemie volcano has happened for real. Not to EVERYONE mind you, just uh, so I've heard about others.