mirror mirror, suck my dick

so i watched the "snow white & the huntsman" trailer since i heard such good things about charlize theron.it was good,dark like real fairy tales, maybe a little too "lord of the rings" for my taste but charlize can do no wrong in my book. the only problem is that kristen stewart is snow white

ok, let that marinate

kristen stewart is supposed to be more beautiful than charlize(to who, a blind man?). kristen stewart with the personality of wet cardboard & a face so lovingly nicknamed "wet weasel". she is average at best, pretty when photoshopped, but never more gorgeous than charlize(even at 80).the only one in young hollywood that could've pulled off snow white is mila kunis. she is gorgeous & can actually act.

now there was no need for 1 snow white movie but, alas another one is coming out starring julia roberts & lily collins.the last time i enjoyed a julia roberts movie was "the mexican"(& i'm sure brad pitt helped in that).lily collins is not a beautiful girl & but is she more beautiful than julia roberts?sure. though that is not saying much.lily looks too much like her dad in a wig(just like kelly osbourne & brooke hogan)to ever be a true beauty plus those eyebrows are not helping. yes, audrey hepburn had spectacular eyebrows but SHE also had a gorgeous face. lily collins is no audrey hepburn.

watching the "mirror mirror" trailer now. is that a fake nose on julia? bwaaahaaahhaaaaaaaa!!!???!!!!! did they really think they had to ugly her up to play next to lily collins? i will be laughing for days about that. that's the 1st fail.

2nd fail:the costumes look SO cheap.like the wardrobe lady just randomly picked out stuff with longs skirt & threw them at the actors.

3rd fail: nathan lane. eh. so not funny, never was funny. too "beauty & the beast" for me. is there also a dancing candlestick as well? barf

4th fail: julia is acting too modern. the accent is all over the place & she seems like she is doing an episode of "sex & the city", not a fairy tale

"snow way"???? fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(although the dwarves rock & may be the best part of the movie)

"say hello to my little friend"? i am shaking my head right now. you embarrass yourself, you embarrass me game proper. i guess this movie is meant for 12 year olds? idk. i can't imagine a grown person wanting to see this.

final verdict:
will i see "snow white & the huntsman"? sure. i'll check it out on netflix. eventually

will i see "mirror mirror"? no thanks. i'm straight....