now mind you, i wasn't even going to post this but it's really been getting on my nerves
this weekend,i ran into almost all of my exs. it was quite traumatic to say the least
one of these ex lovers/frenemies happened to be "Robert". now Robert was a stalker, a fan, a person that i let into my life when i was quite depressed & needed a friend.he begged me to have sex with him for over a year. i finally gave in & (of course) he was impotent from being an alcoholic. & then when he could FINALLY get it up, he had no idea what to do with it.......
eh
he was all "i love you more than anyone. your body is so perfect, this is the best sex i've ever had. why are other girls so lame in bed?" blahblahblah. later, he happened to mention that he had a girlfriend, Roxanne, that he could not live without.
ok
so Roxanne calls & i answer his phone.he hits me in the face & pushes me down.
now we get back to this weekend when i run into Robert & Roxanne. of course, she was a fat, sloppy pig. the only thing feminine about her was her wide, flat ass. she was not even pretty. i would've laughed if i wasn't so annoyed. she tried to start with the "i love your show" bullsh*t but i cut her short. really didn't want to hear it
i TOTALLY forgot to mention the whole he was cheating on you with me part(i was way too angry from him trying to hug me).it's like he wanted to show me off in front of his loser friends. ick!@
ok, rant over(for now). Roxanne should be very happy that i said nothing, but i felt bad for her later. lying, cheating,no job, no car, alcoholic, bald at 25 Robert is the best she will EVER do.
this weekend,i ran into almost all of my exs. it was quite traumatic to say the least
one of these ex lovers/frenemies happened to be "Robert". now Robert was a stalker, a fan, a person that i let into my life when i was quite depressed & needed a friend.he begged me to have sex with him for over a year. i finally gave in & (of course) he was impotent from being an alcoholic. & then when he could FINALLY get it up, he had no idea what to do with it.......
eh
he was all "i love you more than anyone. your body is so perfect, this is the best sex i've ever had. why are other girls so lame in bed?" blahblahblah. later, he happened to mention that he had a girlfriend, Roxanne, that he could not live without.
ok
so Roxanne calls & i answer his phone.he hits me in the face & pushes me down.
now we get back to this weekend when i run into Robert & Roxanne. of course, she was a fat, sloppy pig. the only thing feminine about her was her wide, flat ass. she was not even pretty. i would've laughed if i wasn't so annoyed. she tried to start with the "i love your show" bullsh*t but i cut her short. really didn't want to hear it
i TOTALLY forgot to mention the whole he was cheating on you with me part(i was way too angry from him trying to hug me).it's like he wanted to show me off in front of his loser friends. ick!@
ok, rant over(for now). Roxanne should be very happy that i said nothing, but i felt bad for her later. lying, cheating,no job, no car, alcoholic, bald at 25 Robert is the best she will EVER do.
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