watching this tour video & quite perplexed.
starts off with a claymation mexican u.s. president with a horrible speedy gonzales accent. was the crue trying to say something with that?i doubt if there will be a mexican u.s. president with an accent any time soon so really no need to worry, white people!
the other part that disturbs me(& really shouldn't )is how old mick mars looks. it shouldnt disturb me at all because poor mick looked old 20 years ago
nikki sixx really is so perfectly formed(from head to toe, i am sure).yum.double yum*
it all reminds me too much of high school when i saw them in concert & afterwards....(btw i left still a virgin, i was saving myself for marilyn manson).funny how i hung out with more rockstars while in texas than here.
first song in & mick looks like he's about to die.lol
ok
toooooo many shots of the audience.yes, i realize that this is a concert film but no need to showcase the fugly guys & sweaty implants. i suggest more of nikki lounging in his underwear or a swordfight with tommy lee
sounds like vince neil is singing "too fat for love" which would be quite appropriate by now
18 minutes in to a 2 hour movie & already i am bored. i will finish this tomorrow(or something)
later
i hate all the patter. i HATE it when a musician is all "let's hear some noise!". better yet, let's hear the goddamn music that i'm paying you to play.huh? how about that?
i'm mad that most of the crowd is some dude's dad. y'know, like 50, bald, & wearing his original 1984 crue t-shirt & khaki pants.
so full disclosure time:i never read any of the motley crue books because of mutual friends/exs/drama/etc.some memories should be left in the past where they belong. but it's kind of sad that johnny thunders(who nikki obviously based his persona off of),never had mainstream success. almost like grace jones/dayle bozzio & lady gaga.
anyhoo
back to being bored
oh & btw, i will be attending the playboy golf tournament pretty soon. it will be 8 hours of standing in the sun with brain dead bleach blonde losers who carry pix of their puppies(i am sure).it will be some new fresh hell, but i do it all to give you(my fans,my lambs.lol) a look over the fence.
they really should've gotten mick mars a chair to play in
ok, so i just noticed that vince is wearing a thong codpiece over his dad jeans........fuck. you. lol.
nikki bites a fans fingers.ah,nikki my darling, i have something you may put your mouth on.....
nikki,tommy, & vince ride motorcylces on stage.i'm guessing that mick is taking a nap(or drinking the blood of virgins).is this supposed to be entertaining?are motorcycles that rare & fabulous?am i missing something here?
"girl dance for me, i'll keep you overemployed"
sidebar: pamela anderson is just canadian trash.that is all.
a skank leading a midget dressed in leather with a leash.so tired of all this "midgets are funny" bullshit. they are not.end of story.i could go on a "sideshows were great because the freaks were in charge" rant but i wont
still waiting on some "generation swine"
finally we have "glitter"(possibly my favorite crue song). sing it just for me,vince!
nikki in a faux nazi uniform.excuse me while i touch myself
drum solo=yawn
tittiecam with audience members flashing for the camera.ick. i could go on & on about how incredibly dumb white women are(lol, but i will save that for another rant).i love that joe francis said there were no blacks in "girls gone wild" because the black girls wanted to get paid for their porn.
anywayz!
motley crue playing "helter skelter"? ummm, no thanks! sounds soooooooooooooo bad. i had no idea this song could be ruined but there you go.let's leave that to the beatles
now "anarchy in the u.k." with vine neil's horrific english accent. jesus h christ!!!???!!!??? you embarrass yourself, you embarrass me.
* oh yeah, btw that is nikki sixx naked. enjoy!
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