beyonce, her pillow baby, & the south american surrogate

here is a little something to stuff your stocking with

i hear that a certain someone is taking medication that will make her gain weight(it is easy to lose it by stopping the meds). she is getting ready for the birth of "her" baby. the surrogate is due pretty soon. i wonder if they even used the jay-z sperm.

you will know all of these "beyonce fake pregnancy" rumors are true if her baby is not butt ugly. jay z genes are strong & we all know what beyonce looks like without her makeup,breast implants, & nose job. this should get very interesting very soon.