if only i could have been there

source:laineygossip

Few celebrity offences are more offensive than That Line. You know That Line. When they drop That Line it’s like a spotlight on the soul. Using that line implies conceit, unearned entitlement, arrogance, and disrespect. Users of that line believe they are better than the recipient, that the recipient should be more deferential, that the recipient should consider himself blessed to be in the user’s presence.

Do you know who I am?

That line and all its iterations is the slogan for a class system for famous people so accustomed to feeding sycophants their own sh-t they actually find it incredible when the outside world throws it back in their faces.Everybody’s favourite teenage twat JailBait Miley Cyrus was in New York the other day and hit up a burger joint. She was asked for her name by the counter manager so that he could tag her order. This is when Miley dropped The Line, snapping at him:

"Are you serious? You don't recognize me? I'm Miley Cyrus."

Am kind of in love with the manager now because instead of spitting in her food, this is how he answered: "That's nice for you. Here is your order. Have a good day."

THAT’s NICE FOR YOU.

Why, WHY can’t this be on YouTube? You’re there for a burger. The dude wants your name so you can pick up your burger. Why is it important who you are? Stand in line, grab your burger, eat the f-ckin’ burger, and get the f-ck out.Harmless incident?