youth in revolt!!!!!

saw "Youth in Revolt" last night & it was amazing. really funny/witty though i am not a fan of Michael Cera. will go see it again @ another screening this week(i laughed so much i did not catch most of the dialogue).

slightly hung over from whatever was given to me(big shout out to A.S., good luck at your band practice. lol).

in a better mood than usual. will be going to the movies again tonight. me luv da movies!

later....
in not such a good mood..... why is Marilyn Manson marrying that thing? i SO do not understand what is going on. there is nothing sexy about Evan R. Wood. nothing. at. all.

ick

even later......

Katy Perry is getting married to Russell Brand!???!!!??? ok, now i'm really pissed. WTF, indeed!

facebook is the devil!

accidentally ran into an ex on facebook & now i'm obsessed with looking up old flames(as if i don't have enough to do in my spare time).

i try to stay awy from all that(twitter/facebook/myspace). it's a waste of time & i'd rather be shopping. really

lots o' positive feedback from publishers & literary agents about me booky wook. so excited!

i have a job offer in london(sweet) & cannot wait to get the fuck out of america. no $$$ here & it's quite pathetic that our money is almost worthless these days.

been reading a lot about Cora Pearl, La Belle Otero,Lola Montez, etc. i crave luxury(though only in the weirdest of examples). like i won't drink starbucks because it's overpriced but i would buy a chanel suit(it lasts forever). if i had a choice between expensive new clothes or expensive vintage, i'd probably buy the vintage.

cyprian is the word of the day
red is the color of the day
tacos is the food of the day
enjoy!

your bff in the father, son, AND the holy ghost
the d

scandals!

"You broke my heart, I broke your legs" Grace Jones

so it's been REALLY boring, no real scandals or juicy gossip(i mean really, nobody gave a shit about Brittany Murphy when she was alive so why pretend now?)

since it is so boring i will recap my favorite past scandals

Liz Taylor & Richard Burton(forevah!)
the Shamwow guy's prostitute biting off his lip
Joe Francis with a pink vibrator up his ass porn tape
Led Zepplin putting a mud shark into a groupies vagina
Britney Spears exposing her vajayjay for the 1st time
Britney Spears having a nervous breakdown for our enjoyment
Jordan aka Katie Price has sex with a cell phone
Alex Reid, Jordan, & "Roxy"
Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Eddie Murphy, & Will Smith firmly in the closet
Milli Vanilli(super side note:I was a little kid & asked my cousin "If they are from Germany, then why do they not have accents when they sing?". My cousin replies with "Shut up". Of course, I ended up smarter than the people handing out Grammys)
(one of) the tranny prostitute(s) that Eddie Murphy picked up "falls" out of a window



fake scandals that never happened(though still interesting)
Richard Gere & the gerbil
Rod Stewart getting his semen filled stomach pumped
Mick Jagger, Marianne Faithfull, & the mars bar
Marilyn Manson as the child star on "The Wonder Years"

how i live my life

"The bigger the lie the more people will believe it" Adolf Hitler

"A true artist would see his family starve, rather than work at anything other than his art" George Bernard Shaw


just read "My Booky Wook" by Russell Brand. SUPER funny & i regret never fucking him. RB is so sexy!

"Follow the Model" by J Alexander & "Fierce Style" by Christian Siriano are 2 total wastes of time & paper. really trash & i hope no one bought them

"Take Another Little Piece of my Heart" by Pamela Des Barres was pretty much of a let down. i thought the main premise was GREAT, amazing to find out the WHYS of "I'm with the Band" but then disappointing because there were so many blind items.i'm guessing that is the real reason why i had never heard of the book until yesterday. still love Miss P, though. she was totally my idol growing up

i should be working on my own book but i'm totally in some kind of (sober) k-hole(if you will). i just can't seem to get it together this week.

xxxmas list

this is what i want in no particular order:
1 brangelina
2 another leopard fur coat
3 unconditional love
4 ewan mcgregor in a kilt
5 red velvet cake
6 to be taller
7 wider hips
8 another pair of leather gloves
9 a chauffeur
10 world peace
11 marilyn monroe alive
12 my old life back
13 another pair of leopard print shoes
14 a victorian house
15 bill kaulitz
16 people to stop wearing leggings
17 another pair of yellow pants
18 a 1920s daisy & violet hilton conjoined twin doll from effanbee
19 my book to be finished
20 scott weiland
21 a chanel mini suit from 1998
22 a husband, preferably tall, british, & blonde
23 thigh high flat boots
24 party with President Obama & Queen Eliziabeth
25 chris pine covered in butter
26 ?

sex und da cite

soooooooo excited about "Sex & the City 2"! i am SUCH a girl

saw Heather Chadwell & she says i have a part in her new tv show(if it makes it on the air). the premise is really funny, actully brilliant, so i hope that it does

a whore for propaganda

anyhooo

so yesterday there were new nude pix floating around of this reality starlet/"model"/attention whore. at first, i thought she was really smart for getting all this attention/publicity by basically doing nothing. now it's just pathetic. every other day, she's either posting nude pix of herself or writing an incredibly ignorant blog.

of course, i will keep her name to myself.i do NOT want to give this whore for propaganda anymore free press, plus i feel sorry for her. i believe she may be borderline retarded(from what i've seen).

note to the attention whore: nobody cares

you've already been in Playboy(after you got fake tits)
you pose nude for anybody who asks
yes, you are cute, but NOT all that. not gorgeous, not interesting, not a star
...... & never will be

sit back, relax, & enjoy your husbands money

it's ok. we all can't be A-list

pick your adventure

alrighty then

i am so confused right now about what to do with my book. i always had a dream that publishing it would involve 2 people. one is no retired & the other fucked me over when i refused to fuck them. eh

i still hope(in the back of my mind), that they will still be a part of my book

i could get it published NOW with a minor house & get paid less (but get paid now which would be good). i read a book from this house & it was spectacularly badly written. very laughable. i know this is not the only book in me, but it will be the best. 1st books are always the best, like debut cds.

or

i could wait for bigger money, a literary agent, & a bigger house to publish with. i would get more publicity, but i would have to wait longer for the $$$$(which i want to spend now).

what do you think i should do? answer in the comments(i will ponder over this for another week)

later
& the plot thickens
i HATE to keep secrets & this is soooooooo totally juicy. lots o' James Bond type shit over here. who knew writing a book would be so exciting?

even later than that!
i just found the best game in the century. enjoy! click here

Marilyn Monroe: the original pothead

i can't say that i am surprised, lots of people smoke weed. whatever. she looks gorgeous as ever, though....