i is famous now

funny how i never know i'm famous until OTHER people point it out to me

as if it matters

googled my name for the 2nd time

i love to find "true" stories about my past (either made up lies or stuff that i've already said here, better). like people trying to guess what is the real Dallas. guess what? everything you need to know will be right here. when you need to know it.

eh

not bitter, though. "Prozac is one hell of a drug", says Dallas.

about to go to In n Out so ya know i ain't angry!

ran into Russell Brand again. we had a little naughty chat (i'll save that for my dear diary). he is a MAJOR hottie & i cannot wait for his new "Rockstar" movie to come out. i will also stan for "Bruno" cause you know he gets sh*t done.

met the new James Dean (le sigh). why are boys always my downfall? i cannot resist & i fell head over heels in one hour. he looks like the negative version of my dad (the same exact features except Jamie has grey eyes & sandy hair). lordy lord lord. pray for me!!!!!!!!!


i love it how some people around me were all like super VIP status/A list (in their mind). bwaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!! n!gga!!!!! lmfao. still not conceited, just convinced

thank you for your time

your bff in the father, son, AND the holy ghost,
Dallas Monroe Harrison Havisham the 1st