liveblogging review: repo-the genetic opera

ok, so sue me that i didn't run out to see this when it was new(just like 98% of americans). i was busy that month.lol. plus i don't support paris hilton's valtrex addiction. that being said, let's get on with the show

the cgi is pretty lame. is it supposed to look tacky(like "shelter island"?). eh. not impressed plus the music is very bad industrial. play some Ministry or get the fuck outta here. ok?

paul sorvino doesn't even TRY to sing....

homegirl in the crypt takes off her gas mask then pulls her wig forward. nice move ex-lax.i'm sure they could've afforded human hair instead of that HORRIBLE synthetic. i guess this movie is trying to say that in the future
a)we will all be asshole steampunkers
b)only kitchen ass wigs will be worn

i like the comic book segments but the singing is SO annoying.either be rock or be that shitty broadway "jesus christ superstar"/"cats" bullshit. you cannot be both.you can't be "hard" if you are appealing to grandmas. oh & btw NONE of this is opera, nor should it be titled as such

go hard or go home, nigga!

paris hilton shows up in a synthetic wig. gross

i guess this shit is supposed to be funny.ummm,ok?

i wonder if any of these people are the originals from the play, though not interested enough to use google....

the funny parts are not funny

paris trying to be sexy.now THAT is funny

the graverobber dude reminds me too much of chris kattan.hot one minute, then Mango the next

ripoff of white zombie's "living dead girl". eh

blind mag is the only person here with talent,sad that she'd waste it on this shite

i'd rather shilo either be bald or change her wig.it is so distracting & i keep looking with hope at the ones on her dresser.le sigh. anthony head is annoying me. evertything is annoying me.lol

(so bored i have to take a break & take a gander at the website).any movie trying this hard to be a cult classic will never be a cult classic. it happens naturally, not manufactured by "the man". this movie takes itself way too seriusly to be the next rocky horror

& btw who the fuck is alexa vega & why should i care?

back to the boredom

i like the dancing puppets.that's about it

JOAN MOTHERFUCKING JETT!!!!!!ok,i'm going to need a minute to calm down...(a prize for anyone who figures out what static-x song they made her ripoff)

lmfao.paul sorvino vomits while looking at paris.me too,brother.me too!!!!

i'm guessing shilo will change in the car?

bored again.time out to look at the imdb. i see my pal jessicka addams is in it(with her name misspelled).good for her,wish she would've said something.i can wish only the worst for any movie calling itself an event.

the character was originally heather sweet aka dita von teese's real name. was that on purpose?i am really spending WAY too much time on this but it's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad.i've been watching it for 3.5 hours now.damn!

ok.i'm just going to power through till then end now that i know the spoilers

1st it was called glam.glam morphed into punk which turned into goth which is now steampunk.i wonder what the next incarnation will be

blame not my cheeks, indeed!