The El Pasos

whenever i dump a boyfriend, he always finds an El Paso. an El Paso is a bland, boring Dallas rip off. El Pasos, Houstons, Huntsvilles, & McMaynurburys....

Elvis married an El Paso

& now i hear that M has married & knocked up his El Paso

i had nervous breakdown #9 after hearing such news, but quickly recovered. it will not last(of course). the pix of me in his lap(while married to #1 or #2) is proof enough for that. 3 marriages by the age of thirty.i proudly proclaimed to want to be Mrs #3. oh well. maybe #4? huh?

jk
really

i still think about M but it would never last. the only thing we have in common is the color of our blood(& i'm not so sure of that!). still quite thankful that we never went all the way. ptl!

now i have to get Aldous out of my heart/mind/soul. it should be easy enough. it just occurred
to me that he is the spitting image of Sknd, my ex bff. that is probably why i fell so hard....