fuck the police

yesterday afternoon i decide to stop in my old neighborhood(a block away from my old apt) to buy some candy before heading to the museum.i get harassed by the cops for comitting a WWB( walking while black). they decide to search my bag, claiming that a negro in this all Mexican neighborhood MUST be trying to score heroin.

i tell them sure, there is heroin in my bag plus a gun(y'know for when i need to shoot my way out of the museum). they check my bag & find nothing but lipgloss + a long shirt. the cop says the shirt is another clue that i am a heroin addicted prostitute.

eh

i decide whether or not i want to go apeshit & get hauled to jail or just take the abuse. i am 90% ready to put my foot up his ass when i remember i have a date with a millionaire the next day. i calm down

the pig: "I bet your family is real proud of what you've become"
Dallas: "Why yes, they ARE!"
the pig laughs
the pig: "What is your job?"
Dallas: "I start a new TV show in 2 weeks"
the pig laughs
the pig "Yeah?The being strung out & hooking show? Stop the lies!!!"


eh

the worst part was not being harassed,lied about,abused, or disrespected but that he actually thought that all black people were like that. me. little Dallas in jeans & a tee shirt on her way to the museum at 2pm.

i told him that i was glad they were taking such an interest in me, stopping me from scoring some jelly beans.there was at LEAST 10 pigs. they were all smirking & acting like they'd just found Osama Bin Laden. i said it would be smarter if they'd just go across the street & catch the real drug dealers, fake ID makers, or bootleg DVD sellers that were in eye range. but whatever. they had Dallas Dillinger & had no need of the REAL criminals.

the cop says that he is just trying to teach me right & wrong.that he wants to help me out of "this life".i tell him be should be a comedian.

it's funny because everytime i call the cops, i am always treated like the criminal.even when my traumatic incident happened a while ago & i was covered in my own blood & they were treating me like I was the asshole.i am quite through with the lapd.they are worthless

when i left i told him to suck my dick