idk

today just seems like it will be boring :-(

eh

so i am friends with an 80 year old man who works at {blank}. i go there to talk to him, he is very sweet, has amazing stories & always talks about his wife(who died in 1985).i go there & he says he will give me $100 to fuck him.i told him that if i were a prostitute my price would be closer to $100 million than 100 dollars. now mind you, i was not offended. yes, it is rude but i assume that he says that to every woman under 30. of course, i could get him fired from his job & kicked out of his house(his company owns his apt) but i am not that sort of girl(something he should be very thankful about). it really proves that you do not know who you are dealing with & it is always best to be above board in everything that you do.

i feel sorry for the old man, i know that he is lonely but not sorry enough to have sex with him.

reminds me of the time that legendary rockstar offered me $100(yes you had his poster on your wall in middle school).i told him that had he kept his mouth shut, i wouldve done it for free.