no more scrubs!

ok, so i've been hanging out with the biggest idiot lately.i needed him for security, depended on him, & now(thank the Lord) ,that is all over

Jordy is about 40, bald, ugly, body of an 80 year old, mind of an 8 year old. his breath smells like hot garbage 24 hours a day(even after brushing his teeth). i've met actual retarded people with more charm, common sense, & savoir faire. you have a conversation with him & 5 minutes later he asks you the question you just answered.

all
day
long

he is a total anchor with nothing to give. he's the kind of guy that drools hot lava, then wants to make out. or farts, then wants you to blow him. of course, i did neither(i have self esteem, thank you). he said that i was a lesbian because i would not have sex with him. i just said i had really good taste. i like my men to have a basic understanding of the world, a real job, a hot body, & breath that does NOT cause me to vomit.

i could go on & on about his faults(like his whole house smelling of urine & his dragon breath, crying on my shoulder multiple times because i would not have sex with him, his incredibly low IQ), but i will not

i've wasted TOO much time already just being his friend