private letters: the emmy gifting suites part 1 + 2

so i go to liberace's penthouse & run into the empress of lucite, shauna sand.she looked 100 years old & was only 4 feet tall(in the 6 inch plastic platforms).of course i lied & said she looked fab,cause that's the kind of friend i am...

the party sucked though anya & layla(13)from "deal or no deal"(i like to call it "mas or no mas")plus judy tenuta was there without the accordion(le sigh).hopefully something more exciting will happen tomorrow(i'm bringing my thong)

ps:of course,i don't have to remind you to watch my new show with Sharon Osbourne on vh1

part2

i go back to liberace's penthouse & run into your girl phoebe price(with lorielle new looking all her 60 years). phoebe had no time for a window licker such as myself but i had the satisfaction that i was the only one who knew who the both of those skags were. john "bo duke" schneider from "dukes of hazzard" & charleene tilton(from "Dallas"??) decided to partake in the free shit as well

asked Jason Davis for some coke. took a pic with New York after her {censored} tried to fuck me(barf)

i ended up leaving with {censored} from from {censored tv show},getting high in his car,peeing in the {censored incredibly famous & expensive hotel} hallways,bothering robin givens,then us stealing food from a mall(you don't even want to know)

pimpin' aint easy!