My 2 new crushes

my 2 new official crushes:

Titan from "American Gladiators"

&

Russell Brand from that sh*tty "Sarah Marshall" movie

i HATE it when people call actors by their character name instead of their real name but i will just refer to him as "Titan" instead of Mike O'Hearn for all those in Ohio or BFE

of course, i have not seen that "Sarah Marshall" movie (though i have heard great things about it) or even watch "American Gladiators"(though i have a girl crush on Robin "Hellga" Coleman & would love to rub on Militia's sweet tush).

i just don't have time for tv or pop culture.did i mention that "Hellga" loves "Rock of Love"? the world is quite random.

"Titan" has the most perfect body even though i usually gravitate to those who'd rather do coke than steroids. tall & thin is always good, but "Titan" is what wet dreams are made of....

i'm pretty sure i met Russell Brand a couple of months ago.i looked at his hair & thought "What a shame!" because he is SOOOO hot but that hair is distracting. he was with some hipster hippie chick who looked like she had not showered (totally THE WORST). english guys are THE hottest guys in the world. nothing is sexier by far. i cannot wait to move to London & sample all the goods. it actually might be sooner than later. i have an offer to work for a studio in the UK but i am too lazy to figure out how to get an acting/entertainment work permit.

ran into Alexis Arquette(fierce n sweet) & Ron Jeremy. he's pretty funny. Ron was calling some guy a p*ssy. i said "Oh Ron, don't act like you don't like p*ssy!" he cracked up.i felt just like John Fugelsang (ie funny/witty/super hot).