The Old Plastic Fantastic

lately, all these new nose jobs & breast implants have really made me sad. i just don't understand why some people decide to ruin their face/body. the whole Kat Von D $20 tattoo thing really upset me as well. she's doing some thing to set a world record & will tattoo her logo on anyone who will give her $20. i'm so disappointed that so many people are wiling to go ahead with that. you might as well put the McDonald's golden arches on your forhead & be done with it.....
i won't go into Ashley Tissdale's new nose (she is boring & still just as ugly) or Jessica Biel's plastic lips (she's cute but way too boring for my taste). yes, my angel Angelina Jolie has had some work done, but she is the most beautiful woman in the world. Shiloh & Zahara will be supemodels in 12 years.

that being said, let's get to the plastic fantastic.....


Joan Van Ark- this one i don't get at all. she was NEVER hot, why would she decide now would be the time to change that? smh
Paris Hilton-that's not plastic lips, she just had some sort of reaction combining her herpes medication with semen & coke....

Heidi Fleiss- this one is sad 'cause i like Heidi. this theme will be repeating itself throughout this blog. NOTE TO WHITE WOMEN: do not buy lips, do not buy an @ss. plastic/wax lips do not make you sexy. if you are lacking in an @ss, by all means excersise!
Debbie Gibson- she was never hot, she will never be hot. such a waste....
Victoria Beckham- you would think that she would've gotten a better nose job than that.i never understood why David Beckham would marry her(until i met him).that story, i will take to my grave...

Courtney Love- i LOVE me some Courtney, but the plastic fantastic needs to stop.her face changes every f*cking year

Tori Spelling-i have a lot of pity for Tori. she has the Spelling genes & no amount of $$$ can disguise that. she seems nice, though so i'll leave it at that
Lindsay Lohan- i stay smh over some Lohan. 1)just because you have implants does not mean you should not wear a bra. b!tch just turned 21 & has saggy implants (what kind of sh!t is that?). 2)natural redheads should never dye their hair blonde. it always looks SOOOOOO bad. for the love of all things holy, dye your polyester/nylon weave red
Tara Reid- i could go on for days about this heaux, but i have better things to do with my time
Jenna Jameson-i don't even know where to start with this one. obvisously, she had some sort of mental breakdown. her only job is to look good & she ended up ruining her looks with cat lady type plastic surgery.smh, because she didn't need any of it, lips or fake tatas
Kiera Knightley- there is actually nothing wrong with her wax lips, i just find her incredibly boring & annoying. good job with the lips,though. i give it an A+
Jocelyn Wildenstein- Jenna Jameson in 3 years
Liz Hurley- i've always found her to be so foul.i guess it must suck to know that the only thing "sexy" or "beautiful" about you, you had to pay for...
Lisa Rhinna- her lips are SOOOO gross. does she actually thinks that looks natural? a shame 'cause she was pretty without all that
Marg Helgenbergerandfries-ick
Lil Kim- that "nose" is killing me. such a shame because she was actually quite pretty in her first music videos.i wonder what she sees when she looks into a mirror
Ashley Simpson- at first, i was dissappointed that she got a nose job. remember when she was supposed to be the "punk"one? she looks better than Jessica now.
Mickey Rourke- so sad, he used to be such a hottie.i still love "Spun", though
Victoria Silvstedt- yuck
Nicole Kidman- i am a total N.K. stan. the easiest way to get me to cry is by putting on "Far & Away". that being said, she knows she was wrong for this plus the nylon Barbie hair is not helping. please for the love of god, dye your hair red again! why do people get a face lift when there is nothing to lift? fun fact= face lifts are for the elderly, not 30 something year olds.
Kim Kardashian- she is beautiful,but it's all smoke and mirrors. there are plenty of pix of her before all the surgeries (& yes, i am too lazy to post them). Kim is a liar, her boobs are implants, her @ss is an implant.
Pete Burns- wow. that is some pretty foul sh*t. i love Dead or Alive but stop the insanity
Pamela Anderson- so overrated. i guess anyone(ie a white woman) can be famous if they just dye their hair blonde & get gigantic plastic hooters
Nikki Cox- yuck. she was really cute before she went all silicone crazy. i wonder how hot those duck lips are going to be when she turns 70
Meg Ryan- boring & totally not even needed. Meg has never been a sex symbol, why would she start at 40? doesn't even make sense
Melanie Griffith- this is a shame, "Working Girl" was my movie (especially when she had the big, teased hair. i was so jealous).another case of "i wonder what she sees in the mirror?". Melanie was never gorgeous or sexy even though b!tch loved to get naked in her movies. that top lip is killing me. how can you have a top lip that is 3 times the size of your bottom lip? her surgeon should be shot
Coco- i find Ice T's prostitute to be so incredibly disgusting. the @ss implants are foul as well plus i hate it when people lie about plastic surgery. it's 2007, idiot! there are pix of your non implanted ass & chest floating out there
ps: i am not saying that plastic surgery is wrong/bad/immoral. it's BAD plastic surgery that is wrong/bad/immoral.