All I want for Christmas is you

ay dios mio, what a night i've had. i met a pretty fab girl today.i might be putting in my gay application(we'll see how well that goes).
i've already planned my Christmas Day. i will head over to Hollywood to see "Sweeney Todd". i luvs me some Tim Burton with Johnny Depp. the singing is blah, but ya know the costumes will be fierce. i could take or leave Helena Bonham Carter. i still can't believe T.B. would want her over Lisa Marie, but whatever on that. i have the original black & white Sweeney Todd on dvd. me so excited!!!!!!
as soon as i get back home, i will be cooking some tacos('cause somebody is from Texas, or as i like to call it "North Mexico").the feast will end with red velvet cake, the best cake ever invented.
i thought about inviting the apple of my eye or my latest legendary rock star conquest (wouldn't YOU like to know who). i've decided to live a more @sshole free life from now on. life is too short to be surrounded by @ssholes, no matter how many grammys they won from the songs written about you.
i spent today at the finale of "censored". i luvs me some Rordon Gamsay (i would bang him so hard that it's not even funny). i still have no idea who won, though & i was right there.i guess i must have been too sober, it was painfully boring....
it really pissed me off that they poured real champagne on the ground & gave us urine colored water to drink. so super lame.