best worst movie: troll 2

the best worst movie ever? rocky horror, definitely. these two, not so much

so i sat through "the room" & i dont remember much about the plot. something to do with tommy wiseau being a rich vampire man who could barely speak english & his fat girlfriend is cheating on him. tommy was the producer/writer/etc & it shows. i find that most "bad" movies are just ones written by people who dont know english(troll 2 was written by italians).

troll 2 was not the sequel to troll #1 & has no trolls in it. got it? it starts off with a kid who dreams that his grandpa is still alive. his family goes on a vacation to the vegetarian town of nilbog. the kid literally pisses on thier lunch & then this magical scene happens




that's right nigga! you can't piss on hospitality!

anyhoo



my favorite character is holly. she is a teen dream with crunchy hair & a penchant for shiny nude pantyhose with shoulder pads.enjoy

or maybe this floats your boat even more

 & i know you are wondering how the kid saves his family from goblins, huh? with a baloney sandwich, duh!

sad postscript: the mom went batshit crazy in real life. watch "best worst movie" for more updates