Joan Jett=awesomeness
blonde=bland
Bill Kaulitz=yummy
Britney Spears=nutty
chinese food=lunch
Johnny Weir=Dallas Harrison Weir
anyone with the last name Lamas=tired
Aldous Snow=moronic,selfish
men in general=moronic,selfish
Robert Pattinson=ugly
Kiowa Gordon=fun to talk to
Davey Havok=fuckable
Jennifer Love Hewitt=pathetic
Justin Bieber=who?
Courtney Love=comeback
Aubrey O'Day=Lil Kim
Paris Hilton=valtrex
Lindsay Lohan=coke(& not in a can,i may add)
Marilyn Manson=if only! le sigh
Kat Von D=1980s Cher
Corey Haim=preventable
Amy Winehouse=winehouse
"Don’t stare at me, baby. You can see me in the movies" Rita Hayworth
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