Why PETA’s “Naked Hot Chicks” Campaign Makes Me Want Meat More Than Ever

source: bestweekever

Dear People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals Who Don't Understand How Good Meat Tastes,

While I understand and respect your organization's various causes, as a life-long meat-eater fully committed to his carivorousness, I'm sorry to say I will never give up consuming the delicious flesh of animals, no matter what you say or do. However, I am writing to offer you some valuable insight regarding your recent "going nude for PETA" ad campaign, from the perspective of a heterosexual male devourer of animals.

The more ads you create in which an attractive celebrity poses nude to encourage people to become vegetarians, the more meat I want to eat to ensure that your concern over the number of animals being consumed as food is significant enough to produce more ads featuring hot chicks who are also naked, which I enjoy seeing. Sophie Monk writhing around in her birthday suit on a bed of hot peppers makes me want to slaughter a cow with my bare hands, butcher out a tenderloin filet, and eat it raw, smearing my face with its blood. Your strategy just doesn't make any sense. If you took the same picture and replaced it with copy that read "Don't do drugs", do you think that would be an effective message? No, every teenage boy in the country would be addicted to crack.

If you hippies are really serious about getting people to give up the savory pleasures of deliciously prepared meats, I would suggest launching a new awareness campaign that would more effectively motivate people to switch to a vegetarian diet. I have even provided you with an example ad, which you will find below.

Sincerely,
Alex Blagg

oh & by the way. wasn't Sophie Monk the one rubbing a hamburger all over herself while eating it in that sh*tty movie i never saw? alrighty then.

plus i love the new peta campaign featuring Dita (especially since she loves to wear leather corsets, has an extensive fur collection, & leather shoes). oh well. maybe i'll pose for peta next year. i love to get paid.....