diy: jesus christ superstar

i have never seen this movie.never wanted to see it, but, alas it is raining outside.i hate hippies, so i doubt if this will be pleasant

ahhhh, they all look so unwashed.that is a reason why i cant watch most movies from the 1970s. everybody looks so unclean!i know it was fashionable to be real but when i see a movie, i want to see smoke & mirrors, not somebody's taco meat chest hair & pimples.ick




15:16 jesus' wandering eye is creeping me out. is the black guy judas?what's THAT shit about? great bellbottoms all around, though


16:17 i HATE musical theater, which is funny because i LOVE old school musicals like "oklahoma". it sucks because musical theater is all soft rock.ick.so annoying.

22:14 i'm guessing they cast jesus because of his looks. the man is SO flat, no charisma, no nothing.




30:23 bell bottoms!!!! jazz hands!!!!

34:53 jesus was totally boning mary magdalene

41:22 bored already. 1 more hour to go. having pizza tomorrow, that should be nice.....



1:04:52 the montage is the best part of the movie

1:19:32 king of the jews, eh?ok, so maybe THIS is the best part


1:31:54 mary magdalene falls out in dramatic cunt fashion

1:36:48 i SO want a white fringe jumpsuit