scandals!

"You broke my heart, I broke your legs" Grace Jones

so it's been REALLY boring, no real scandals or juicy gossip(i mean really, nobody gave a shit about Brittany Murphy when she was alive so why pretend now?)

since it is so boring i will recap my favorite past scandals

Liz Taylor & Richard Burton(forevah!)
the Shamwow guy's prostitute biting off his lip
Joe Francis with a pink vibrator up his ass porn tape
Led Zepplin putting a mud shark into a groupies vagina
Britney Spears exposing her vajayjay for the 1st time
Britney Spears having a nervous breakdown for our enjoyment
Jordan aka Katie Price has sex with a cell phone
Alex Reid, Jordan, & "Roxy"
Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Eddie Murphy, & Will Smith firmly in the closet
Milli Vanilli(super side note:I was a little kid & asked my cousin "If they are from Germany, then why do they not have accents when they sing?". My cousin replies with "Shut up". Of course, I ended up smarter than the people handing out Grammys)
(one of) the tranny prostitute(s) that Eddie Murphy picked up "falls" out of a window



fake scandals that never happened(though still interesting)
Richard Gere & the gerbil
Rod Stewart getting his semen filled stomach pumped
Mick Jagger, Marianne Faithfull, & the mars bar
Marilyn Manson as the child star on "The Wonder Years"