Whoring for Propaganda

now i was at a sh*tty party last night with a red carpet
normally, i just walk past the red carpet (& maybe come back out for interviews after i am wasted)being the ONLY "famous" person, i should have been the only person on said red carpet. but i do not whore for propaganda so that was not the case

i guess that is the reason why i don't do the carpet. it is a joke, especially when filled with wanna bes instead of already theres.i just don't get the whores these days.

getting paid to shop on certain streets where they know paparazzi will be (because they themselves called an hour beforehand). walking around with empty shopping bags with certain store names on them for cash. sneaking on to red carpets for parties that they were never invited to. it's all pretty gross.

i guess if i want to "get ahead" i will have to whore myself out like the rest....eh (Speidi i see you!)