Nicole Kidman’s fake baby

now it seems a little strange that Nicole Kidman is STILL so skinny & barely gained 5 pounds during her pregnancy.i get that not all women gain 100 lbs, but it's just a little fishy when you add all of it together. i actually like Nicole, "Far & Away" is like my porn so it's quite distressing....

what i heard wuz that her sister carried the child while Nicole wore a pillow under her shirt(which actually makes more sense than you'd think). Nicole gets to act out a fantasy of her being a mom, free publicity, plus a new child(whose pix she could sell for millions of dollars).

i think the BEST part is that her & Tom Cruise are finally having these new babies & yet thier adopted kids live with Tom's sister. not with Tom, not with Nicole, but WITH HIS SISTER!!!! i bet Suri doesn't even know who they are

eh

now mind you, i could go on for years about Katie the robot, her audition to be Mrs Cruise, & Suri Klein(yeah, i went there).

another thing to think about is why Tom would wait until now to start having kids. the 1st wife Mimi Rogers got pregs AFTER she left him, Nicole adopted kids, now the Katiebot has a child who looks nothing like him. hmmmmm,interesting. though she's so boring i doubt if she could ever cheat. he must've knocked her up with frozen L. Ron Hubbard sperm

don't forget that both Nicole & Katie have yet to star in a gigantic blockbuster("Teaching Miss Tingle" doesn't count). do not mention "Batman" 'cause nobody saw that to see Mrs Cruise plus Nicole hasn't had a true hit in a decade.