"Glamour Models"

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i am really obsessed with UK "glamour models".a glamour model is a chavtastic(the american version is white trash) girl with an ugly face & gigantic fake hooters who poses for cheap newspapers.

my fav is Jordan(i refuse to call her Katie Price). i always thought she was so fug, but with her recent nose job, she is actually quite gorgeous. i HATE the orange skin, but i love her new black extensions. the body is still terrible,though. just huge knockers on a nine year old boy body. still trying to figure out if she actually used a cellphone as a vibrator (yes, i have seen the pix but she could have easily just been playing)

i am in love with her Harvey, he is quite a special little man(in all senses of the word). Jr is going to be a hottie,but that poor Princess Tiaamii(sp?). eh. she has a potato nose & her dad's face. so unfortunate

jodie marsh- so disappointed that she took down her blog. i never had time to read it, just the excerpts from all her jodie mush hate sites. she got a much needed nose job but her new nose looks like a crooked penis. she would also be gorgeous(even prettier than Jordan) if she got a better nose job & stopped acting like a $10 hooker.

plus she should give up her "feud" with Jordan. how are you supposed to hate someone that you constantly try to imitate? want proof? :the red bridal gown from Jordan's music video & the exact same red bridal gown that Jodie wore to her wedding. plus the new watermelon sized implants that Jodie got. smdh

alicia douvall-yuck.her face is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO busted. her nose is like those cheap plastic monster masks.

Alicia's 12 year old daughter wants a boob op

MOST teenagers ask for a High School Musical DVD for their birthday - but ALICIA DOUVALL's daughter wants a boob job.

GEORGIA is just 12-years-old, but already wants to go under the knife to launch a modelling career.

Her plastic fantastic mum has even given the thumbs up, once she's 16, and reckons her girl can be more famous than BRITNEY SPEARS.

The kiss-and-tell queen - who has bedded CALUM BEST, P-DIDDY and MICK HUCKNALL - said: "Georgia wrote a little birthday wish-list for her 13th birthday later this month and on it was Kate Moss perfume, an iPhone and a boob job."

The former Love Island contestant told Closer: "I was surprised because I didn't know she was worried about her flat chest. She's such a quiet girl, she doesn't say a lot."

But Georgia reckons her mum looks good, saying: "Because of her, I think it's normal to have surgery if something's not quite right."

Alicia - who admits to having had over 50 cosmetic procedures over the past decade - believes: "Surgery is just the modern-day next level."

Although be grateful for small mercies, Alicia insists her daughter waits until she's 16 for the op.

She said: "I think a 16-year-old with a nice, sexy figure will do really well as a model as long as she's managed well. That's why I'm happy for Georgia to have a boob job because it will give her a career.

"She's been at a modelling agency since she was about six. She'll be more famous than Britney!"

Alicia - real name SARAH HOWES - has just had her 12th breast op, but is already planning her next as she's unhappy with the results.

The self-confessed 'pushy mum' has also changed Georgia's name to DESTINY to enhance her daughter's chances of fame.

She added: "I wanted to call her Destiny when she was born, but my mum said it sounded like a lap dancer's name.

"But she never much liked Georgia, so we decided to change it."

source:thesun uk

funny that she thought that Destiny was a less stripper/trashy name than Georgia.

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i have a general obsession with all things english(especially english rockstars).there is nothing sexier than an english man.i used to watch Eastenders, Masterpiece Theatre, & Are You Being Served religiously (until i moved. sob).saving up to buy all the dvds. Martin Kemp(?) from Eastenders is such a stone cold fox.i LOVED him in "The Krays"(or whichever twin was the homo).yummy yummy yummy

just got dissed by a living legend. he is one of the must famous english rockstars.we've known each other for a while now, but i guess i am not cool enough to talk to anymore.i am not upset(& since i know he reads my blog), i am always available if he needs a real friend. it hurts, but i am a big girl

i miss Charlie Hunnam(was he from Australia?).i met him though i'm sure he would not remember.he was supposed to be the younger, hotter Heath Ledger.you'd think he would've filled that spot by now

so off topic:
just caught the Wendy Williams tv show.i would've rather seen the Wendy O. Williams show(use your powers of google-fu if you don't know who Wendy O. is). i guess W.W. is good at what she does(radio) but the tv show was a mess, to put it lightly. she stared at cue cards on a side table the entire time & kept having convos about different New York neighborhoods(that are only of interest to people who actually LIVE in those neighborhoods). i am not a fan of talk shows or tv so i deffinitely was not the target market but i expected more from Wendy.

i am going to put back up the blog from last night later. my computer is a gigantic piece of shiz